Any music that will stop me from masturbating?

Any music that will stop me from masturbating?

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sadly there's none

probably grimes

Burzum

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gospel

not sure, why don't you go out in public and look there. try an area where there's families

just looking at grimes would stop me from masturbating desu

just looking at grimes makes me want to take a Airplane trip to San Francisco and jump off the Golden State Bridge

sketchy idea, nothing gets me more erect than the sight of a happy family

so what's stopping you?

Haven't fapped in 5 days. I'm not even on no fap. I have this weird cycle where I fap 8 times in one day, then don't for days on end, then back to 8 times in one day.

I don't got that kinda cash

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listen to pic related in its entirety, and you'll never want to fap again. (unless Sup Forums is your main board)

Lel

there's bridges all over man

Why buyer's market over pseudoscorpion

It's always in escalation too. I start off from imagination. Then regular porn. Then escalate to degenerate shit. By the end I want to kill myself. Then, libido drops for days. Then cycle repeats.

dumbo
Golden State Bridge is the only one high enough to guarantee death

>golden state bridge

>Golden State Bridge
oops
golden gate

It’s Golden Gate Bridge, dumbo.

Anguish heeds your approvals.

yes
i feel real embarassed now

reminder that masterbation is fine and actually has a plethora of health benefits
but if you're gonna fap, do not watch porn

idk why but for some reason I find the bubbly, girly sound of her music good to masturbate to

its a females voice
its not a suprise

>but if you're gonna fap, do not watch porn
This. Start with innocent stuff enough, big booty bitches getting railed, and then you're off to milk enemas the next day.

>pseudoscorpion
not real

but if watch porn I get off so hard like HHMMMMPPHHH
you know what im sayin?

Not OP, but is it bad if I still don't know how to masturbate? I mean, I've fondled it multiple times, but it won't... come out. I've done it slowly so it doesn't squirt, but nothing comes out anyway. What am I doing wrong?

And also, OP, check out Diary by Sunny Day Real Estate. It's like a soul of innocence that flows inside your ears.

look up handjob video on pornhub
just do the same thing as the chick in the video to yourself. keep doing it and then......

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25013940
porn is terrible for you

are you 12 years old?

>Sunny Day Real Estate

ah, you are.

>literally programming yourself to get off to watching women get railed as a spectator

Do you really need to tell me? I literally get off better to watching girls eating squirted milk out of another girl's ass than actual sex. I try to avoid it at all times now, just fap to imagination.

I deff don't get off as hard without the prono though

Fuck off. I'm almost 24, and never really became interested in sexual acts. I'm not exactly a nerd, however; I have quite a few friends and had 1 girlfriend when I started college (we're now just friends).

>literally being unable to cum as hard unless youre watching another dude fuck a girl

you can at least get off as hard to solo girl stuff, right user?

doesn't have to include a dude, its mostly about the girl being naked, how she sounds
Im into the step mom shit lately its doing it for me

Getting defensive over how you "aren't a nerd", huh?

i've just started masturbating to bjork now and that can't be any healthier

I hate your trips. I hope the holes inside fold your heart into a puzzle locked away from civilization.

>the virgin masturbator

desu are you being serious right now?

what would be the non virgin masterbator
you makin me fumin dude

What else did you expect me to say?

Well, that's an enigma. chad masturbator would technically not be a thing.

but I guess the closest thing for starters, not milf shit, cause why would you be fapping to unfertile old hags? also every "sound" on porn is fake, thats another thing.

the ultimate chad just faps to solo muted girl stuff.

board is PUBLIC, just to remind you

bruh the woman is not too old, and the sound it hundred percent real human bean. She can't completely fake it. Not when she is getting a 12" cock

>pseudoscorpion
M O D S

>Not when she is getting a 12" cock

this is the most virgin thing ive ever read. LITERAL virgin vs chad meme right here.

sort yourself out faggot, before you start preferring watching someone have sex rather than having it yourself.

not an argument
a chick getting filled to the brim at 20 miles per hour is going to get her to cum at least a few times

desu you are beyond helping. enjoy never having sex and fapping to other dudes having it instead. literal fucking cuck.

>unfertile old hags
doesn't count if they're icelandic
fertile forever

I'll do whatever the fuck I want to thnx

Weezer.