Captain's Log, star date 38532.4
We have arrived at the Sup Forums system.
Captain's Log, star date 38532.4
John Robinson
Hunter Green
Shit, turn around.
Christian Nguyen
...
Nathaniel Perez
Captain, we are being hailed.
Parker Bailey
Red Alert! Shields Up!
Tyler White
Captain, i've plotted a course and going around Sup Forums will take us 40 years
Charles Ward
Fine, whatever.
Take us back.
Juan Nguyen
Go home space niggers
Nicholas Wilson
>when one person on a phone keeps turning airplane mode on and off to make people think hes making an epic thread
Noah Cook
Captain, we have found a device to instantly bring us back to Earth with no draw-backs.
Lucas Powell
WE CAN'T LET THIS TECHNOLOGY FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS
FIRE ALL MISSILES DIRECTLY AT IT
Angel Rogers
top kek
Jackson Cox
...
Elijah Sullivan
...
Asher Phillips
"Sir, they are requesting who our flight plan lists."
Jose Jenkins
Sup Forums female identified Captain.
>Onscreen!
Clearly this species does not reproduce for pleasure.
Luis Sullivan
DID YOU BRING TENDIES?
Luke Brown
kek
Jack Baker
The system seems to be full of Neelixs in that they are perverts interested in underaged girls.
Luke Torres
>Sir I believe this is what they refer to as a 'bull' which seems to be a kind of authority figure
Lincoln Evans
haha this is epic!
Caleb Flores
Captain!
We are being hailed by a full spread of photon torpedo's.
Jayden Butler
Captain, I recommend we raise shields.
Anthony Brown
there... are...
cucks everywhere....
cant... stop them
*transmission ends*
Adam Richardson
hahaha r/Sup Forums is kewl!!!