Lohan was a fatty in this movie

Lohan was a fatty in this movie

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not fat, thicc

you are a faggot

>ywn a reverse gangbang with the Plastics

I want you to die OP. I want your mom to see you dying for making such a worthless and useless shit post (post that is shitty). I hate you. Why would you ever care about that? It's not ever true

fat at all the right places

;_;

How the fuck is that fat

also Gretchen best girl

Not fat, perfect.

This bait thread is good for one (1) free (You)*.

*: Value of (You) = the janitor's annual wage

How can someone get JUST so hard

Brendan looks ok in comparison

Puppy fat

Those hnnggg-tier thighs on Gretchen, god damn

No
This was before alcohol, cocaine, tobacco, and bad plastic surgery turned her into a hideous parody of herself.

I think not.

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>that sweet caramel

thiccfags are so in denial its not even funny

she's filled out in all the right places and it's delicious

go back to your thinspo thread

More like we're not denying ourselves a woman who's soft in the right places

OFFICIAL PLASTICS POWER RANKINGS
1. Gretchen
2. Regina
3. Karen
POWER GAP
4. Cady

PUPPIES!

>homosexual jews desperately still trying to push the "titless signpost" meme
Sorry, Homowitz, you'll never get me to stop being attracted to women.

Amerilards consider that anorexic

>marry, fuck, marry, fuck
Don't tell me I can only marry one in my unrealistic fantasy. Also, this would be in a dimension where Lindsay never discovers crack.

>t. virgin

Holy Christ.

But all the fat went into her big tits. Probably why everyone remembers her so fondly

She was a big-titted ginger WITHOUT a potato face. All good reasons to be remembered.

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that is the perfect female physique

she's not even thicc. dumb bait poster.

That's CGI.

No, it's a jpg

>sweating man jpg

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I've seen plenty of thicc Jews, what are you on about?

Those are pretty nice

>that vaguely present belly
>those thighs

never again

Op you fucking faggot. You've never seen a vagina. You're born after 2006. You're not old enough to have Sex, be up this late, or post on this Vietnamese smoke signal forum . Mean girls Lohan is everything.

I've seen my half-sisters actually

I can't watch anything Lohan without getting sad. It's like that spic grandma painting a monkey instead of jesus or whatever.

why is she such a whore?

She's a woman.

That's actually a valid question. Let me tell you exactly what I'm "on about".

The stereotypical supermodel look. Androgynous, tall and thin with no tits or ass. Promoted heavily by the gay jewish fashion mafia to manipulate gentile men into being gay too. They have the power and the platform to push this and the idea of a woman with womanly assets being "fat".

Well, there's a right and a wrong way to do androgynous

Lindsay and Amanda know how to move their hips

God is cruel, who gives us these cute girls only to inflict the curse of time on them, leaving none of their beauty in the blink of an eye.

>prime lindsay will never squeeze you between her thighs

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They only cg'd the nipples out. She didn't wear a bra through the entire thing.

Actually changed my mind

She is a tad fat around the belly area
Looks like she was eating too much mcdonalds

still cute tho

pics of before or gtfo

Oh shit, they got you.

No, I mean if it's done intentionally and knowingly like with Tilda Swinton, say?

Would still nail trash lohan. Even know she got those tig ole bitties.

I don't think that cut exists.

Some of the really close up shots in the grey shirt are really noticeable though in the film due to the texture. When she's bouncing up and down anyways.

For you.

I think I would have just preferred not knowing about that to knowing about it and never being able to see it.

Gonna need some animated evidence to back that claim up. You know, for science.

Yeah, her tits survived her benders, surprisingly. Really, she just looks bad for her age. If I had no clue who she was and you told me she was in her early-mid forties, there wouldn't be a problem. And it looks like in dim enough lighting, nearly all her coke binges disappear from her face. Wood plow.

why is life so cruel

This is the image that would rob a young man his faith in God.

wtf, I'm an atheist now

>There's a timeline where Lohan is drug free, successful, and beautiful

She was raped by dozens of hollywood producers as a child.

Remember the parent trap? She had already been abused by that point.

there is also a timeline where you date that lohan

>tfw you are trapped in your worst possible timeline

>worst possible timeline
This is the good one. Trump won.

Chances are your timeline is mediocre at worst. Take solace in that fact.

Yeah it's a tragedy. Think there are some deleted scenes that still have them in though since they only added the cg in post.

youtube.com/watch?v=HF6k0FdOuCs

Watch the scenes of her in the stripe shirt. They just blurred them enough to leave these mounds.

Wow, she is just a terrible fucking actress.

If you're actually interested in Lindsay read the following, the article is really well done.

nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html

down the road not across the street

Read years ago. It's pretty hilarious.

I'm pretty glad I'm not interested so I don't have to read that shit.

>implying Trump didn't won in all the timelines

Her tits emote better than she does.

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it's only half about Lohan, half about the bad indie movie by the guy who wrote Taxi Driver

if you're into films or kinos at all you should read it

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>the timeline where you are a famous musician and shes an oscar winning actress
>all the up and down tabloid rumors of your rocky relationship

>Past
>Present
what the fuck happened?

I did read it, I was just being a retarded cunt to fit in

most of them are
but Prime Lohan in the OP is genuinely a fantastic size and shape for a woman

She's cute but the fat is throwing off her shape

the fakes from Machete are much better

She had a mental breakdown and did hard drugs for a while. Ruined what was a legit 10/10

Lindsay's legs are slightly too fat here

you what

>had

I'd put prime lilo in the fabled 11 category.

Agreed.

>never had any ass
>legit 10/10

>fabled 11 category
are those the celebs that were killed and replaced with trashyer versions? because ,yes I think that too

Only monkeys care about asses.

What are you people even seeing? I don't want to make any assumptions about what's between your legs or what you like to see in between the legs of others, but I've got some serious questions.

>Lindsay's legs are slightly too fat here


u wot m8

they're perfect

Drugs.

This is like the best anti drug PSA ever

Are you blind, dude? Just compare Lindsay's midsection with the other girls
She is a bit fat. That's not a bad thing.
But it is the truth

Did this scene actually have a point? Not that I didn't enjoy it mind you but did it add anything to the plot?

Nah just otherwise 10's but have a multiplier that puts them slightly over. For prime lilo it's being a redhead without overbearing freckles.