How do I impregnate a Japanese girl?

How do I impregnate a Japanese girl?

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Go to jap land maybe as a language teacher. That's a 10/10 btw.

BRAAAAP

sniff sniff sniiiiiiff

Do Japanese have butt fetishes ?

get a shandongese qt instead and don't marry a island shandongese pygmy

Just insert your penis (not in the wrong hole) and everything will pretty much go automatically.

My coworkers friend told him "I want an American baby in me"

Some of these Jap chics are crazy

m-more?

They are for latin men only

What would you do if a Japanese girl farted RIGHT in your face

benis in bagina desu

You do a in and out motion in her vagina hole then when your dick feels funny piss inside the hole.

wew, that is proper 12-year-old talk

Find one whose ovulating, don't be sterile, have sex and blow your load deep inside her. Repeat a few more times.

Be white and rich.

>mfw I heard the famous japanese vagina artist lady say BAGINA because they can't pronounce V and instead replace it with B

even most 12 years old know what are sex and sperm already dumbass

Fucking Indonesian child fuckers

I can confirm
t.12 year old

Marry her and support her as a housewife. You must have a house and car.

Anata, does this dress make my but look big?

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benis in bagina

why would you do that? Women stink.

I'm breeding with Yuka first, get in line

Korean is a lot better looking than japs

t. Lee Park

Nope, sorry. As an American like OP I'd much rather impregnate one of your imoutos like in OP's pic

Dat ass >> plastic surgery, heavy makeup, photoshop

holy fuck that nose is gross

>this retard yank thinks OP isn't heavily photoshooped.

They shooped the right parts at least

>korean woman hotter than japanese women
Not when they're made up of 80% plastic to fix their flat squinty round fat faces

Your son will be a self loathing hapa that posts on Reddit

Who cares, I got to fuck his mom

t. Sup Forumsedditor

Plastic surgery is very risky.
Everyone should stop promote plastic surgery to Normal people who do just cheep surgery not like kpop dancer.
This Korean woman was attractive by standerd of Korea, but now she became plastic monster by fail of plastic surgery. This is sadness.

Only dog and family comfort her heart...
Plastic surgery can ruin own life.

Cute dog, would pet

i am sorry

The same way you impregnate other girls, user.

Oh, wait.

gently insert the penis into the vagina, and move it back and forth. Sexual stimulation will lead to an orgasm, thus excreting semen from the penis, and fertilizing the female's egg.

How do you fuck up so badly someone becomes that?

She was denied further surgery by doctors but was so addicted to it she just injected her face countless times on her own.

>replying to this netouyo
And they say people on Sup Forums have common sense.

wtf is this

Oh Mexico, I hope you do knock up your tsundere one day.

Just go over to japan and get a waifu, that is the whole reason why we occupied them and made them our vassal.

Man I tried to watch a Japanese porn video the other day but every Japanese porn actor is so fucking creepy looking it actually threw me off and I could not finish ehhh the job

It's the same with foot fetish videos but there every guy doesn't matter the race looks like a rapist/serial killer

Actually she've injected herself kitchen oil to erase expression lines and ended up like that.

>she've

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Jomon with kimono.

brainlet detected

I've only met one Japanese girl and I made her cry. She was trying on a dress and asked if it made her look fat and I said yes because I wasn't paying attention and thought she asked if she should buy it

Nippon natural kawaii.

Is it manga?

No I don't read or watch slant cartoons or I wouldn't be in direct contact with girls would I?

1) Step out of basement.
...

youtube.com/watch?v=k6j4jrszKNQ

You just don't know about the cool ones that influence people to pick up interesting hobbies like being a vagabond warrior.

I read somewhere that older Japanese women 30-40 are so desperate for children that they specifically will go after American Men or any foreigner wandering around Japan. I hope that's true

i want a christmas cake wife

What is that?

women past the age of 25 who have not yet married and are therefore doomed

oh and of course they have to be japanese

Never heard that term before. Interesting. Japanese of course. Like this 10/10 qt

Fuck off I've had weeb friends that tried to get me into it for a decade. Anime is almost universally shit tier with few exceptions like Miyazaki's works

Nippanon, explain to me
Is there any significant difference between Jomon and Yamato
Or are the Jomon more related to the Ainu?

>falling for bait THIS blatant

>those weebs baiting
weebs seem to have crucial intellectual problems. no wonder they are universally dispised

Jōmon are like ancient Britons.

Yamato are mix of Jōmon and Yayoi.

Ainu are mix of Jōmon and Tungistics.

Ainu has higher % of Jōmon genes though

A: ejaculate inside her vagina while she is ovulating.

>language teacher
Please don't do this.
Have some more respect for yourself.

no way fag

I mean, there's plenty of normal people who are into it. Those people just don't tend to talk about it with others because of the stigma.
If you're into Anime you will meet plenty of normal people who are into it. Unless of course you're a sperg to begin with.

Benis in bagina :::DDDDD

CHI

what
hot

I think that you need to have sex in the missionary position with the lights out with that specific motive.

Picture is definitively Korean

1)Remove her PANTSU
2)Put your dick inside her
3)Cum in her
4)Repeat 1-2-3 until her belly swell

>tfw probably not good enough for a japanese gf

>tfw probably not good enough for anyone

>Dat ass
>Dat phone cover too

>tfw probably not good enough for anything

>tfw no jomon or ainu gf

NEED a japanese gf!
javlibrary.com/en/vl_label.php?l=arbuu

>American flag
Yeah, you're good enough

youtube.com/watch?v=r7_bLb81wz8
this guy is a NEET who's not even handsome and leeches off of his gf that looks pretty good for a 40 yro.

he also constantly complains about everything and is generally an unpleasant person so if he could do it you can probably too

Ayy that fucking dog

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the jomon is like from taiwan native tribe
hmm