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Who me?

L E S T E R

If you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is the hole?

Wrong.
Next question, Spell Red.

me?

about 300lb

hank > beet

Stern fucking sucks

Jackie laughing during the whole segment is the best part

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hey opie

Jackie was great. Jackie + Billy was GOAT.

Me?

HOO HOO

LOCK THE HALL UP AND HAVE THE CAR STARTED SO HE CANT TALK TO ME WHEN I LEAVE

IM SO GENUINE ON THE AIR!

>howard should have to talk with some asshole with a failing show every single morning

WHO ME?

>hey beetlejuice, when's that movie of yours coming out?

>it's coming out 24th......uh the 24th........uh hey let me think here, the 24th....no no no lemme think here, it's coming.....the 24th.....it's coming out the 25th! it's out the 25th!

>It's a Beetlejuice comes on the air and threatens to commit suicide show

L - E - T - E - R


......D......

Its amazing how many people that Jew Stern fucked over the past few years

Nearly every single one of his former employees hates his guts and at this point only Robin seems to be his only friend

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nah Im talking about he can't stand ANYONE around him when he's not doing a show

he's a fake

he's always admitted that

didn't howard turn sjw?

He got brainwashed by some woman at Sirius and is now full SJW to attract more celebrities on his show

He became everything he always said that he loathed

he's a pussy

everything coming out of his mouth is bullshit

he's fucking afraid of running into all these people in the media he rags on

Honestly, I can see why.

Howard liked to shit on people his entire life for being in that inner-circle of A-list celebrities and it came from a jealousy he always had where he felt that he deserved to be at that table.

>the time even beet said he was gonna be a cop and Artie told him he couldn't because he's gay and cops hate fags
>they fight
>beet calls Artie a nigger

I miss 2006 Artie.

Pre an post-suicide attempt Artie is too edgy for my tastes.

>Mr T. comes in with Beet
>Artie accuses Beet of being gay
>Beet and Artie get into a huge fight where Beet calls Artie a nigger
>Beet goes into the hall to blow off steam and Mr. T follows to calm him down
>Artie leaves to apologize to Beet
>"Hey Beet! Honestly... Fuck You Faggot!"

let me run into you, faggot

That was his prime. The crystal clear fight was fucking hysterical, all parties involved were on point but Artie was on another level.

>don't come back without those ribs

The Artie fight with Lou berella, the husband of Amy fisher was great too.
>Howard I'm not familiar with pop culture, why is Lou's wife famous again?

Beet's not black he's puerto rican

>artie bullies dumb 19 year old slut
>another level

artie was a waste

Favorite moments?

>HEY BABY YA BETTER BRING HOME THEM RIBS

>Bababooey's pitch and Artie giving him shit

>Any tradio call where they start accusing satanists of crank calling the show

>Richard calls a Christian radio show because he can't stop masturbating
>AGHHH THE DEVILS MAKIN ME CUM
>SATANS MAKING ME SHOOT ROPES AGGHHHH IM CUMMING AGAIN

>"ok amy, we're taking out first phone call"
>it's the daughter of the woman she shot in the face

>johnny rebel calls in

>IM SUPPORTIN YOU
>IM IN RECOVERY BABY
>NOW COME HOME SO I CAN SHIT ON YOUR CHEST

>Bigfoot prank calls
>HOW BIG IS YOUR CUNT
>IF I FIND YOUR CAT IN MY YARD AGAIN IM GONNA FUCK IT
>THIS IS BRUTUS
>YOU GOT A BIG COCK? CAN I SUCK IT?
>I NEED A TRUCK RIGHT AWAY, I KILLED MY WIFE I THINK THE CUNTS DEAD

i can't wait for the "howard's dad dies" episode

>Richard and Sal call the Caribbean talk show
>hello caller
>hi....piss on me please?

>call a wrestling show
>oh you guys were talking about hillbilly jim?
>what was great about him was he was a man of the people
>I saw him rassle in Alabama and then he drank beer with us afterward
>I sucked cock in the bathroom, he was a real good sport about all that shit
>huge pecker too, he facefucked me like a wild animal

>Puerto Rican
>not black
You may want to sit down for this one.

>selling a jar with genuine gold Jew teeth from auschwitz

>it's an artie talks like his stand-up is good episode

If Beet says he's puerto rican, he's puerto rican. He's not black

What's 9x7?

>Those prank calls with Evil Dave

My sides left orbit

>Sal Vs Artie
>Scott's pushup challenge
>Gary's roast

>a touchdown is 7 points...

The Vinnie Favela Love tape

>Oooh debbie I love you so much, *mwah*

Shit was like a pre-Chris Chris-Chan video

>it's an evil Dave adopts a black child call

i always hated vinnie.

>any of the lie detector bits with Ed Torian and they force him to say things he doesnt feel comfortable with
>ed torian's voice
>artie mimicking ed torian's voice

>the mike walker fart where Artie laughs so hard he nearly has a heart attack

>are the light-skinned blacks less rambunctious?
>what does that mean?
>are they rowdy?

>am I insured if things goes missing from my house like a tv or a boombox?

>as far as feeding him, can I put a watermelon through a juicer?
>what?
>I just.. do you conduct test on the kids too, cause I don't want a gay one.

>does the agency provide me with separate dining facilities for the black.. my black son?

Dan the Song Parody Man never shined as much as he did with the dozen or so amazing songs he worked that fart into

The Addams family one nearly killed me as well

>do they come with coupons for grape juice and spare ribs?
>can they play basketball yet?
Fucking gold

>the next day the motherfucker was dead

>Steven spielbergs black sons
>Gilbert & howchala on jerry's answering machine
>Gary love tape hello hello
>Jackie puppet destroys Conan
>9/11 show
>I told you not to use the G*ddamn tape

Then he went and let Jacki, billy, kc, John and Artie leave. He joined agt. Married a wannabe equestrian celebrity. Hired a woman who read a book he liked.

College professor says...

>I LOVE A BLACK COCK

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story?

Artie laughing at High Pitch Mike's trip to Disney World.

during Gay Week.

>mike "the spooge gobbler" morales
>his finishing move is he sucks the guys cock til he passes out

>I HOPE YOUR FILIPINO LOVER FUCKS YOU WITHOUT A RUBBER AND GIVES YOU AIDS

real briefly

SHUT YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE

>Hey Gangiline where's the shitter?

>it's a tickle chair episode

>Jeff The Drunk's giant ass blister