/brg/ - BRASILEIRÃO GENERAL - This Android client sucks edition
>Yesterday (01/7): Palmeiras 1 vs. 0 Grêmio Atl. Goianiense 1 vs. 1 Santos
>Today (02/7): Flamengo vs. São Paulo (16h) Corinthians vs. Botafogo (16h) Alt. Mineiro vs. Cruzeiro (16h) Sport Recife vs. Atl. Paranaense (16h) Vitória vs. Bahia (16h) Coritiba vs. Vasco (19h) Avaí vs. Ponte Preta (19h)
>Tomorrow (03/7): Fluminense vs. Chapecoense
News:
>Rumors say that Vasco hired Leo Valencia >Botafogo will not save any player for Libertadores >Vanderlei was GODLIKE yesterday >Memeiras fucked Grêmio up
Coritnthians whole strategy is parking the bus and hoping to score lucky goals. Today it shows that if the other team also defends, thay don't know what to do.
first match i saw was Vasco 3:2 Flu then i got lucky with some more like Gremio 6:3 with Chape for example so it was enjoyable, but then i saw some shit shows, i'd say that's somehow simillar to Ekstraklasa, with better players obviously; i like reckless tackles, i like nutmegs and chiping the ball over sliding defender, i like bench location at Sao Januario (seriously wtf) i try to watch 1 to 3 matches every weekend, midweek games are too late and i would enjoy more for sure if i would know all the background stuff: why go bay my cum, why is vasco a meme etc. however i learned that Gremio are chokers so that's something
pic related
Evan Price
>_ _ RINTIA
Ethan Long
Based Corinthians lads
Owen Sullivan
Corinthians scores
Time to park the bus again
Wyatt Martin
the game is attack vs defense
what are you talking about?
Brandon Lee
Não sei o que é mais vergonhoso, a ''''defesa'''' do Cruzeiro ou o ''''estádio'''' do Galo
Ryder Cooper
>corinthianswinslol
Easton Jackson
Bahia drew at Lixão. São Paulo moving to relegation zone.
Connor Hill
>why is vasco a meme etc. 3 times relegated in 10 years President is basically Brazilian Corleone Pikachu plays for them In Libertadores zone but with a GD of -7 Went from Libertadores top 8 to yoyo in one year One of the starting defenders got arrested when he played for Bayern Once the water supply of Vasco's stadium got cut because they didn't pay denbts In the first relegation someone tried suicide in the stadium (pic related)
and many other factors...
Joseph Jackson
go bay my cum
Blake Hernandez
corinthians opened 7 points from gremio and 9 from palmeiras
holy shit
Joseph Roberts
Yeah, this year is already over.
David Clark
Let's go Vasco!!
Alexander Cruz
No. Considering we will win the 2 matches against Corinthians, the difference is only 3 points, we got this already just hand us the trophy.
Levi Bennett
Would you rather see Corinthians or Flamengo win?
Daniel Barnes
>the cheirinho of flamerda the 5th place trophy is in the bag la
Landon Perry
Corinthians. Every time a corinthiano gets cocky about their team winning shit, you just whisper >'Série B' and you win the argument.
Nathan Smith
VASCO!!!
Eli Wright
O RESHPEITO VOLTOU. PONTO.
Cooper Rogers
Uh, I don't think they'll let Memengo even get close.
Flamengo's next 4 matches: >Vasco >Gremio >Cruzeiro >Palmeiras
Corinthians' next 4: >Ponte Preta >Alt. Paranaense >Palmeiras >Avai
It's more likely that the 9 point difference will grow to 15 or something.
Dominic Russell
But soon this argument will only be valid if you are a Flamengo, Cruzeiro, Santos or Chape fan. I'd rather have Flamengo since they haven't won anything of importance this decade yet.
Jaxson Lopez
what the fuck. Fucking Sardines
Colton Powell
>my team is on the list I'm okay with it.
Aiden Gray
4 easy victories for Flamengo, screencap this. Ill even become a tripfag for this.
Wyatt Wood
Copa do Brasil 2013.
Cooper Long
t. tripfag It's not like your opinion matters. Even Alt Mineiro wins those meme cups.
Asher Sullivan
>Check thread >corinthians opened 7 points >Check local team on serie C >Gives a tie on the end of game
yeah, another year without see national football
nowdays only our NT gives something good...
Dominic Perez
Delete this immediately.
Parker Kelly
16/45 And that's our first away point. Good game, thigh. Sábado é dia de comer urubu.
Isaiah Butler
Anyone watching Resenha? This one with Caio Ribeiro is top tier.
Jaxon Kelly
Kek, people were saying they would win it all.
Chase Campbell
why is 45 a goal?
Can Flamengo threaten Corinthians now that Guerrero is unlocked?
Jason Young
45 is the average amount of points necessary in order to not get relegated
Ethan Cruz
>why is 45 a goal? 45 points supposedly guarantees that you won't get relegated, which is more than Vasco could hope for, this season.
>Can Flamengo threaten Corinthians now that Guerrero is unlocked? Well, they're the most likely to threaten them, with Guerrero, Diego, Everton Ribeiro and Neguebinha Jr, but that depends mostly on Corinthians fucking it up big time like they haven't done so far.
Grayson Reed
>45 points supposedly guarantees Reminder that in a season where Náutico and América MG are in Série A and the average number of ties is low, the number could reasonably be as high as 57.
Aaron Ross
lads hows my Gremio doing
Ayden Fisher
Choking, as usual.
Connor Hughes
fug, whos winning this year then
Anthony Jenkins
They don't care about the Brasileirão anymore. CdB and Libertadores are easier to win.
Jayden Clark
fuck this gay league
Juan Moore
Corinthians, it's already over.
Dominic Wilson
O H S H I E T
Caleb Peterson
Atlético-GO and Hawaii aren't THAT shit.
Brody Green
O NOVO TÉCNICO DO SÃO PAULO É O SENHOR WALDEMAR
Ryder Perry
I doubt any top division club will consider hiring him, he'll fuck off to the middle east or china
shame he didn't stay longer to relegate são paulo
Zachary Adams
that's just plain sad. not a bambi meself, but was rooting for him. I'm tired of the same rotation of coaches
Sebastian Cruz
...
Jordan Bell
COMING UP NEXT
Landon Cooper
Is it on SporTV?
Jonathan Parker
Yes. I'm at work, if ya could post a stream link for our lurker friends...
Nicholas White
I'll watch it on tv, but here's a stream. Hope that it works, haven't checked.
Everybody left. Only xerem bois remained, that and a few congolombians
Jose Taylor
Fuck Goal Difference, Wins is the first tiebreaker. 1 win and a GD of -10 > 3 draws and a GD of 0
Evan Robinson
there's no streaming service for brasileirao in canada there's one for america but we don't have the regional rights to it so gay T___T
Jaxson Flores
Guys I'm going to be I'm Rio Friday through Wednesday should I watch a game ? Are they cheap ? Who should I root for ? Will I get caught in a riot ?
Camden Brooks
>should I watch a game ? Yes >Are they cheap? Certainly cheaper than NFL > Who should I root for? Botafogo >Will I get caught in a riot ? Probably not
Leo Price
Alternatively, you can go to the Vaxco - Flamengo derby, but there will probably be riots and be more expensive.
Carson Gray
This actually looks interesting. Should I try to Blend in by wearing a flamengo jersey ? I'll be out of Rio by the time Botafogo has a home match
Liam Torres
Vasco are the home team ,so that's probably not a good idea.
Juan Edwards
On the way to the stadium there'll be a lot of people selling stuff from both teams. Buy a cheap hat or whatever from the home team and blend in. After the match, hide or dump it anywhere so you won't get stabbed. Try not to look gringo. Do not show your phone in public.
Wyatt Wilson
Thanks guys. I dont really know much about your league but would like to experience a match while I'm there. Whats the nest way to buy a ticket ? Online or can I get one day of the match ? I don't really mind sitting in some cheap seats.
Mason Torres
I honestly don't know. The last time I went to a Gremio match I bought my ticket online and there was a huge line at the stadium by the time of the game. It might be the same in Rio, but I honestly don't know.
Lincoln Evans
I suggest that you buy your ticket in the day of the match but earlier (I'm assuming that you don't like waiting) or a day before the game, because some stadiums have a slow system.
John Myers
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Evan King
Thanks for all the advice guys. Will ask around more once I actually get to Brazil. I look forward to watching a match.
Thomas Wright
Have fun, m8. Just remember that around favelados, never relax. If I pull that off, will he score?
Justin Green
I'll give you some tips on how to survive in Rio
>Make sure that you're not alone and have someone who speaks English and Portuguese with all the time >Avoid going to slums at all costs (If you're not in a slum in Rio, you're close to one) >Hide your money, phone or expensive stuff well in case you go out with them >Don't get into fights >Use condoms if you are planning to fuck someone >Never relax completely around blacks and non-whites >If you're being mugged, don't fight the mugger >If you're being pickpocketed, don't fight the pickpocket
I'll give you more tips when I wake up, okay?
Jacob Lewis
*With you all the time
I forgot one tip >If you hear gunshots (You will hear it a lot), lay it on the ground or run to a safe place
Eli Anderson
>This actually looks interesting. Should I try to Blend in by wearing a flamengo jersey ? >In São Januário Hope you got enough money to pay hospital bills fampai
Jose Sanchez
Try to buy tickets far from the away sector, its a huge derby and there will probably be riots on that area. The most expensive tickets usually are the latest ones to sell out and are probably your best chance of getting tickets, try to buy them online or a few days before the match. Also, do not wear anything red, and watch out, Vasco's stadium is in the middle of a slum. If you go to the home stands and wear something Vasco-related you probably won't have any problems, but there is no such thing as too much caution. >Avoid going to slums at all costs (If you're not in a slum in Rio, you're close to one) You do know that São Januário is in a slum, right? Kek.
Ethan Wood
I'd be happy to know that you went to see the Flamengo x Vasco and enjoyed it.
Yeah, Sao Januario is a slum, but certainly not one of the worst ones today, and yeah, all the Flamengo x Vasco matches have been shit for the last 3 years, but it can be entertaining.
Hunter Morris
To be fair, the slum was built around São Januário
James Wright
>Are they cheap? No more than 40 dollars for the top tier ticket. Put ten more dollars or get a cheaper ticket if you wanna get wasted with cheap beer or eat a street hot dog.
>Root for Vasco and Botafogo are the "home" teams this weekend. Vasco gets Flamengo (another local team) on Saturday at São Januário and Botafogo gets Atlético-MG on Sunday at Engenhão. Engenhão is more comfy and has less potential of after game chimpouts
