Wtf

wtf

What a manlet. Up on his tippy toes.

F

another life ruined

when will this madness end?

Is it the camera angle or something or she's fat?

she looks fat as shit there

or is she pregnant?

Her arm's all fucked up too, the middle section is missing and what we can see of the shoulder part makes where her hand is an impossible position. That's also a really oddly shaped torso if she's just fat. Purse strap is half missing too. It's a really poor photoshop job, to the point where I question if whoever did it was even trying to make her look fat, or just randomly fucking around.

I've put entirely too much thought into this for this time of morning.

face it, if he wasnt a rich footy player fat bitch like that would be the only pussy a mong like harry kane could get

YOU'RE A MONG HARRY

um Katie
>*gets down on one knee*
I really like you, innit
>*mouth breathes*
yeah, no, at the end of the day, I luv ya
>*takes a corner for England*
will ya, y'know, marry me like?
>*squints because sun outside of London is too bright*

Don't attempt humour in the future.

Don't attempt humour in the future.

She had a kid already like half way through the season

it's more of ill-fitting clothes, but i wouldn't call her skinny

>It's a really poor photoshop job,
are you retarded?

Don't attempt humour in the future.

Don't attempt humour in the future.

lmao

>out of wedlock kid

great job ensuring you BURN IN HELL 'ARRY KANE

>Your wife seems too big

>famous
>rich
>handsome
>could fuck any girl he wanted to
>fucks that
I mean it's not like I do any better but still.

you have to marry low, chile. notice the recent trend of millennial athletes all marrying 4s and 5s? it's happening in every sport

Don't listen to them user. I liked the "yeah, no, at the end of the day, I luv ya" bit.

I liked it

not enough ass

she's a pretty nice slag harry did good fuck the haters

>having some dumbass friend around you during the most romantic moment of your life
Hope she cheats on him

Do athletes make their wife sign prenup agreements? I would desu

Maybe she was with him before he made it big.
They have a kid together already. I approve.

that's Kane's gf?

If famous athletes can only get 4s and 5s I might as well go MGTOW

Try again next time lad

you're missing the point. they fuck whoever they want whenever they want

the key is to MARRY low

O.of course, darling. The answer is yes.
Mmm, you have paid the VAT for this one, haven't you?

this, marry an instagarm whore and see how that goes

What good is marrying an ugly chav whore who is feeding your baby burger king and stella every night

something tells me he can afford a nanny

its even easier to fuck plastic groupie whores when you're already married.

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it even applies to normal dudes. my one buddy never got more attention than after he started wearing his wedding band

Not all attractive women are whores.

Not true by the way.

the ones who get famous via instagram definitely are

Is she an attractive woman?

>188cm (6ft 2) aka the best male height
>millionaire
>a ton of fans love him
>succesful (premier league top scorer two seasons in a row)
She must be really great in every other aspect outside of looks. It's that or harry the mong has made a huge mistake. But if she is 10/10 housewife type then why not.

looks good there

>Not all attractive women are whores.

Too much ass

>unironicly believing in the all women are whores meme
pathetic

You are from UK. You don't know anything about attractive women.

>literally whos

>. my one buddy never got more attention than after he started wearing his wedding band

thats because women are manipulative whores and all want what another woman has

guy is married, it means he's worth spending a girl's life with, and raises his social standing to her and now she wants him

>athlete marries some super hot vapid trophy wife whore
>gets made fun of for it down the line when divorce happens or he cheats on her because she's horrible and gets "DUH what did you expect why would you ever marry a whore like that"

>guy marries a woman who is decent or okay looking but is probably clearly a great match with him personality-wise, good mother, actually love each other for that reason and not because she's hot
>DUDE UR SO FUCKIN STUPID WTF ARE YOU DOING MARRYING A WOMAN LIKE THAT

You virgins are really something

found an actual retard