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Your mom is a teletubbie?
bump
babestation
*puts anime in bin*
anything not cornwall: n*rtherners
cornwall: god's green earth
love how speedrunners are all mentally ill and how a lot of them are trannies
really makes you think
VERY EARLY
you ever done a speedrun?
couldnt imagine
Think I've got gallstones
for some reason i keep getting speedrunning videos pop up in my youtube thing. it's actually fucking insane, it's pure concentrated autism
I feel like you guys know something that I don't. Explain?
Okay, so he's basically saying to send the Israelis "to the pets" you know, "to the dogs", etc.
Astonishing really.
*repeats what I just said but louder and slower*
2:02 -'' I am the bomb like 9/11 ''
...
god i remember this gif must be fucking ancient by now
christ
is racemixing a human instinct?
you know
people are attracted towards different accent
no
sex is a human instinct however
hope to marry this girl one day x
AISHA HAS BEEN YANKED
>"blow up like the world trade"
what did he mean by this?
she is a coalburner tho
What terrible "English" you've typed out for us.
Fuck off. They made that wiki post after 9/11
loooove her.
hope she doesn't racemix though
3 weeks sober lads
get fucked mate
how do you injure 1000 but only kill 6?
Yeah, no, I'm not getting fucked. You said nothing.
In fact, I'm GOBSMACKED by your level of intelligence.
You must be a poor NEET.
Ha. See you in hell, white nigger.
Bit drunk lads. Could be doing with a blowy
imagine dating a pornstar
Wife is in the kitchen, wine drunk, and making cookies while topless
Being married is fucking great
havent been out on a friday in a while
how was it
Enjoy gonorrhoea
pics of your wife please la' x
do you really say out on a friday for when you go out thursday night but stay out until friday morning?
Was good aye, lots of drinking, bitta dancing, this hot lass from work was grinding on me so i felt her up but decided not to push it any further. Ended up looking after my mates gf at the end of the night
Hm?
everyone says that in the uk mate
if you leave to go out on thursday night you're going to spend more time in the club after midnight than before midnight
Completely and absolutely fucked. Such a stupid fucking dickhead I am. Probably just ruined my chance of a normal life.
Have shagged 11 girls from tinder, 2 in amsterdam, 2 in thailand, rest in the US
The last one is one I fucked without a condom and now I have red itchy spots all over my dick, been here for over a week. Burns when I piss as well
always cum in the girl's mouth without telling her you're going to cum
Nothing mate
literally rape
>Oral sex is producing dangerous gonorrhoea and a decline in condom use is helping it to spread, the World Health Organization says.
It is warning that if you contract gonorrhoea, it is now much harder to treat and in some cases impossible.
The sexually transmitted infection is rapidly developing resistance to antibiotics.
Experts said the situation was "fairly grim" with few new drugs on the horizon.
Around 78 million people pick up the STI each year and it can cause infertility.
The World Health Organization analysed data from 77 countries and it showed gonorrhoea's resistance to antibiotics was widespread.
Dr Teodora Wi, from the WHO, said there had even been three cases - in Japan, France and Spain - where the infection was completely untreatable.
She said: "Gonorrhoea is a very smart bug, every time you introduce a new class of antibiotics to treat gonorrhoea, the bug becomes resistant."
Worryingly, the vast majority of gonorrhoea infections are in poor countries where resistance is harder to detect.
"These cases may just be the tip of the iceberg," she added.
do you have gonorrhoea josie
Don't listen to this utter mong. Thursday night can go on well into friday, even after sunrise in the summer, it's still thursday night.
pls give me a (you)
Yeah I mean it makes sense but we'd definitely call that going out on a thursday night here
Same
well done
been about that long for me too
have only come from bj's twice
who the fuck says "going out on a friday" when it's thursday?
well done
must be tough
your parents would be proud
>not playing along to troll gullible yanks
fuck off cunt
detected sarcastic undertones in this post
mongs
have never cummed during sex coz i get shy
the other guy always cums though so i dont feel to bad
this warning applies to 0 people in /brit/
Doesnt matter for me because i moan so fucking loud when im close anyway that he knows its happening
made a par on mu
Fuck off Abdul
Nice lad
Lads keep telling me how proud they are of me quiting
problems actually go away when you work on them instead of just getting wasted
No just gallstones
how do you meet girls?
yeah that's an STI lad
might even be herpes lol
I am grateful for the (you) tho
The only time this lad has ever been out is when he outs himself as a billy no mates
well done lad
watching some abigail mac
yea
dunno
its weird i reckon ill probably drink soonish
had to basically wank myself off to cum with every girl ive been with ffs
>STI
Subaru?
>i-i was just pretending to be retarded
your first post had literally nothing to do with bait as you asked a simple question.
Really? Wow
Please excuse my autism: I'm American
yeah, Subaru drivers were the sorts to have STIs
then it's not a friday night it's friday morning isn't it you mong. bet you also think minge means pubes
I plan on finishing the summer
lads is Aisha a londoner?
v important question
did i?
used to have that problem. now the last 4 girls ive fucked i've came in under 4 minutes
wish i had your problem again desu
what changed
i have the same problem as the aussie
no, Scottish.
come on newfag ffs.
dont even think you deserve this knowledge
new cunt
morality, good and evil are all pure victorian fictions
there is only power
pretty sure the last girl i fucked didnt want to fuck again in part because of the fact i took over 90 minutes to cum and i could tell she was getting a bit insecure about it. it's less embarrassing but it's still a shitty feel
Anyone know what the nickname 'Napa' means? Guy is older and is a British army vet is that's relevant.
ive had some really terrible experiences with alcohol in the past 9 months, it's a wonder i keep going.
>jerked of less
>got in better shape
>looked at less degenerate porn (mostly only homemade teen stuff with the occasional milf thrown in)
but most importantly I think was the fact that I stopped being nervous or anxious during sex
>get added to a sc group story with 1500 people
>50 girls 15-18 add me
>few ask what they have to do so I will buy them a vape
>blow me
>almost all say ok
stop wanking
it'll take like 2 months to repair tho
HAHAHA LANKLETS BTFO
North American Pavement Ape
70s racist term for blacks
yeah i guess I probably wouldn't really rather have our problem
do know the last girl I shagged told me to fuck her harder and I did for like 20 seconds and then came and could literally see the disappointment in her face
haven't shagged her since
ayia napa
don't believe a single word of this
Stop lad
your life will only get better
Might do a wank
didnt she later say she wouldnt date one though?