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Brixton edition

Your mom is a teletubbie?

bump

babestation

*puts anime in bin*

anything not cornwall: n*rtherners
cornwall: god's green earth

love how speedrunners are all mentally ill and how a lot of them are trannies
really makes you think

VERY EARLY

you ever done a speedrun?

couldnt imagine

Think I've got gallstones

for some reason i keep getting speedrunning videos pop up in my youtube thing. it's actually fucking insane, it's pure concentrated autism

I feel like you guys know something that I don't. Explain?

Okay, so he's basically saying to send the Israelis "to the pets" you know, "to the dogs", etc.

Astonishing really.

*repeats what I just said but louder and slower*

2:02 -'' I am the bomb like 9/11 ''

...

god i remember this gif must be fucking ancient by now

christ

is racemixing a human instinct?

you know
people are attracted towards different accent

no

sex is a human instinct however

hope to marry this girl one day x

AISHA HAS BEEN YANKED

>"blow up like the world trade"
what did he mean by this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing

she is a coalburner tho

What terrible "English" you've typed out for us.

Fuck off. They made that wiki post after 9/11

loooove her.

hope she doesn't racemix though

3 weeks sober lads

get fucked mate

how do you injure 1000 but only kill 6?

Yeah, no, I'm not getting fucked. You said nothing.
In fact, I'm GOBSMACKED by your level of intelligence.
You must be a poor NEET.
Ha. See you in hell, white nigger.

Bit drunk lads. Could be doing with a blowy

imagine dating a pornstar

Wife is in the kitchen, wine drunk, and making cookies while topless

Being married is fucking great

havent been out on a friday in a while
how was it

Enjoy gonorrhoea

pics of your wife please la' x

do you really say out on a friday for when you go out thursday night but stay out until friday morning?

Was good aye, lots of drinking, bitta dancing, this hot lass from work was grinding on me so i felt her up but decided not to push it any further. Ended up looking after my mates gf at the end of the night
Hm?

everyone says that in the uk mate

if you leave to go out on thursday night you're going to spend more time in the club after midnight than before midnight

Completely and absolutely fucked. Such a stupid fucking dickhead I am. Probably just ruined my chance of a normal life.

Have shagged 11 girls from tinder, 2 in amsterdam, 2 in thailand, rest in the US

The last one is one I fucked without a condom and now I have red itchy spots all over my dick, been here for over a week. Burns when I piss as well

always cum in the girl's mouth without telling her you're going to cum

Nothing mate

literally rape

>Oral sex is producing dangerous gonorrhoea and a decline in condom use is helping it to spread, the World Health Organization says.

It is warning that if you contract gonorrhoea, it is now much harder to treat and in some cases impossible.
The sexually transmitted infection is rapidly developing resistance to antibiotics.
Experts said the situation was "fairly grim" with few new drugs on the horizon.
Around 78 million people pick up the STI each year and it can cause infertility.
The World Health Organization analysed data from 77 countries and it showed gonorrhoea's resistance to antibiotics was widespread.
Dr Teodora Wi, from the WHO, said there had even been three cases - in Japan, France and Spain - where the infection was completely untreatable.
She said: "Gonorrhoea is a very smart bug, every time you introduce a new class of antibiotics to treat gonorrhoea, the bug becomes resistant."
Worryingly, the vast majority of gonorrhoea infections are in poor countries where resistance is harder to detect.
"These cases may just be the tip of the iceberg," she added.

do you have gonorrhoea josie

Don't listen to this utter mong. Thursday night can go on well into friday, even after sunrise in the summer, it's still thursday night.

pls give me a (you)

Yeah I mean it makes sense but we'd definitely call that going out on a thursday night here

Same

well done
been about that long for me too

have only come from bj's twice

who the fuck says "going out on a friday" when it's thursday?

well done
must be tough

your parents would be proud

>not playing along to troll gullible yanks
fuck off cunt

detected sarcastic undertones in this post

mongs

have never cummed during sex coz i get shy
the other guy always cums though so i dont feel to bad

this warning applies to 0 people in /brit/

Doesnt matter for me because i moan so fucking loud when im close anyway that he knows its happening

made a par on mu

Fuck off Abdul

Nice lad
Lads keep telling me how proud they are of me quiting
problems actually go away when you work on them instead of just getting wasted

No just gallstones

how do you meet girls?

yeah that's an STI lad

might even be herpes lol

I am grateful for the (you) tho

The only time this lad has ever been out is when he outs himself as a billy no mates

well done lad

watching some abigail mac

yea
dunno
its weird i reckon ill probably drink soonish

had to basically wank myself off to cum with every girl ive been with ffs

>STI
Subaru?

>i-i was just pretending to be retarded

your first post had literally nothing to do with bait as you asked a simple question.

Really? Wow

Please excuse my autism: I'm American

yeah, Subaru drivers were the sorts to have STIs

then it's not a friday night it's friday morning isn't it you mong. bet you also think minge means pubes

I plan on finishing the summer

lads is Aisha a londoner?
v important question

did i?

used to have that problem. now the last 4 girls ive fucked i've came in under 4 minutes

wish i had your problem again desu

what changed
i have the same problem as the aussie

no, Scottish.

come on newfag ffs.

dont even think you deserve this knowledge

new cunt

morality, good and evil are all pure victorian fictions
there is only power

pretty sure the last girl i fucked didnt want to fuck again in part because of the fact i took over 90 minutes to cum and i could tell she was getting a bit insecure about it. it's less embarrassing but it's still a shitty feel

Anyone know what the nickname 'Napa' means? Guy is older and is a British army vet is that's relevant.

ive had some really terrible experiences with alcohol in the past 9 months, it's a wonder i keep going.

>jerked of less
>got in better shape
>looked at less degenerate porn (mostly only homemade teen stuff with the occasional milf thrown in)

but most importantly I think was the fact that I stopped being nervous or anxious during sex

>get added to a sc group story with 1500 people
>50 girls 15-18 add me
>few ask what they have to do so I will buy them a vape
>blow me
>almost all say ok

stop wanking

it'll take like 2 months to repair tho

HAHAHA LANKLETS BTFO

North American Pavement Ape

70s racist term for blacks

yeah i guess I probably wouldn't really rather have our problem

do know the last girl I shagged told me to fuck her harder and I did for like 20 seconds and then came and could literally see the disappointment in her face

haven't shagged her since

ayia napa

don't believe a single word of this

Stop lad
your life will only get better

Might do a wank

didnt she later say she wouldnt date one though?