Netherland is the best country in the world

prove me wrong

they're definitely among the most underrated.

we got a lot of ideas for our system of government and its Constitution from the unfortunately short-lived Dutch Republic.

Enjoy your Netherlantis whilst you can.

>prove me wrong

History alread did that

By that logic history also proved that the UK is a shitty, weak country. Where's your empire now?

Can we have another war so I can go get a Dutch bride? Are Dutch even Christians?

No.
I cant, as long as you dont mention Randstad.

No I can't get a bride or no they aren't Christian?

They suck...
Until they give safe passage to their kinsmen in South Africa they are fucking scum

Both.

If they aren't Christian I can't marry them anyway

...

Should I marry someone who's a different religion? I'm sure Trump would approve of that

What exactly are they the best at? Best empire? Best military? Best economy? Best influence in history? Best scientific contributions?

These guys are a footnote at best.

Yeah, its fucked up, we must do something about that

Most scientific contirbutions per capita.
Major influence on the US Constitution.
Major influence on capitalism and its growth.
Best at oppresing asians into giving us their resources.

Trade.

you beat the jews at making money

The Netherlands is the best country in the world.*

Anglo-shit you should learn basic grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

its time to kill the subhumans

Anglo-shit, you should learn basic grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.*

I forgot a God damn comma. This shit is infectious.

Their anthem is great

>tfw spanish king is featured in their anthem and not in ours

>prove me wrong

Hey dutch bros, when is your first match in the euro cup 2016?

Ohhh, waaaaat? Never, because you didn't even qualify???

>Poverty ball.
We enjoy more luxurious sports. Like hockey. Where we beat you every time.

>Be Dutch
>Drown

>Be Norwegian
>Drown

>In money