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pic related edition

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Every poster below me will never get a gf

mudslimes should be removed from europe, the americas, asia, africa and australasia

Married 15 years, gotcha.

Good. Want a bf instead.

Wierd shits happening

right?

youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c

i couldnt possibly know what to do with all this DICK.
shucks.

*feels urge to masturbate but doesn't*

Good thing I'm OP

This might not look too bad, but the A/C is broken and the fucking humidity is going to be killer tomorrow.

Stop gayposting

Jokes on you, I had a one week girlfriend

There is one guy here who really likes Daddario

sinaloa

youtube.com/watch?v=wvQXNTA0kf4

serbia

youtube.com/watch?v=NYeLG0wG--k

pop music is poop

That's my neighbor's back yard, he's a war veteran with a Vietnamese wife
Bet you can guess which war he fought in

>that adams apple
gay

autism?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=t35H2BVq490

going to find a girl that also likes this.

Guys do you belive in god

...

I have a masters on business and economics

AMA

who /24-year-old kissless hugless handholdless virgin/ here?

we were right to bomb the Serbs because they started WWI and the death cycle of the West

You have to go to Indonesia then

wtf should I watch on netflix
good action and good writing is all I want

how do I stop myself from spending money on alcohol and tell my ex to come back

THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT

HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???

*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS

The Wire

>current year
>netflix

you would find more entertainment in a vacant parking lot when the sun is highest

Give that bitch a call when fully liquored up, that will do it.
The Wire is premium TV, listen to this man.

Start spending the money on cocaine.

thats not on netflix my boy, also too many nigs
thanks for the help

Heroin addicts ODing on fentanyl is entertaining

thanks, cartel goon #8683

post your tabs

What about a show with one genocidal nig and his son?

woke up this morning and grabbed myself a bear

you were close

going to start waking up early

Little witch academia

People of /cum/, you've been warned about shitposting and now I ask you, please, stop.

Why do you guys hate women so much?

how the fuck americans can live in a country with beers

like

not at all couldnt i do that

like wtf i have played with actual adult tigers (sinaloa is a weird place)

but beers freak me out way too much, they are huuuge.

Havent watched ds9

Why?

bears are my favorite wild animal

i like this pic

murder all anime fags

Bears, friendo, bears. They're not that bad really. Where I'm from there are tons in the mountains and forest, you just have to make them aware you're there and you probably won't scare one and die.

Macedonia 4 eva

they're cute and cuddly and only want hugs

makes sense, beers dont attack people with small penises

...

Anime is a cancer.

my dog is just sitting next to me and starring at me wtf?

wags its tail if i look at him what does he want?

Macedonia 4 ever

Bears are my favorite type of guys desu

to play

FUCK

...

>discord
It is you who should hang yourself t b h f a m

why is it that protagonists in harem anime are always puritans who are horrified by the sight of a naked attractive female? it makes no sense

He wants you to put peanut butter on your balls.

explain me how he hell do animal laws exist

laws are made by humans for humans

laws regarding animals make no sense, they are ilogical, Seneca would be againts them

the wrath of god will be brought upon you and you will be judged by the LORD at the end of days

>26 Celsius
>94% humidity
>no AC
>all the windows are open
>still hot as fuck

fuck this fucking shit

Show me what you got

purity fags

is all beause of that french faggot Fugart isnt it

fuck the french

Because if they fugged everyone they couldn't publish blurays as non-hentai

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iktf
kill me please

for the nth time

name a better anime song than this

youtube.com/watch?v=li0OhEuHDQM

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This is m16 right

>Not owning an ACU

i wish. it's just an AR15 styled after one

my old house had central air

>make a Sup Forums account

Hhahhahah

arent AR15 just non-automatic m16

pretty much

Didnt knew anime faggots could into weapons

20 in. master race, good man.

effectively. but that's a pretty important legal distinction

can you carry this legally in the states?

I have heard the word AR15 more times iRL than im proud to admit

you are ought to get curious

and im not into amerime

A 6000 BTU is like 140 bucks max

DEAD PEOPLE I ADMIRE:

Aldo Leopold
Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
John Smith
A. P. Hill
Yukio Mishima
The Ayatollah Khomeini
John Wesley
Joseph Goebbels
Patrick Pearse

sure, if you want to look like a douche

I thought the DE was a clunky piece of shite

Depends on the state. Here in Indiana, sure. In Commiefornia and the Boston-Washington metroplex states, generally no.

why do guns look like cheap pieces of plastic

yes i know, they are overpriced pieces of cheap plastic

but why do they look the part

There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a Dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And You are but a Thought — a vagrant Thought, a useless Thought, a homeless Thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.

I live in New Hampshire so pretty much anything goes. Must suck to live in a non free state

turns out plastic is much lighter than metal

want to shove my penis in a woman's wet vagina.