pic related edition
/cum/
Every poster below me will never get a gf
mudslimes should be removed from europe, the americas, asia, africa and australasia
Married 15 years, gotcha.
Good. Want a bf instead.
Wierd shits happening
right?
i couldnt possibly know what to do with all this DICK.
shucks.
*feels urge to masturbate but doesn't*
Good thing I'm OP
This might not look too bad, but the A/C is broken and the fucking humidity is going to be killer tomorrow.
Stop gayposting
Jokes on you, I had a one week girlfriend
There is one guy here who really likes Daddario
pop music is poop
That's my neighbor's back yard, he's a war veteran with a Vietnamese wife
Bet you can guess which war he fought in
>that adams apple
gay
autism?
...
youtube.com
going to find a girl that also likes this.
Guys do you belive in god
...
I have a masters on business and economics
AMA
who /24-year-old kissless hugless handholdless virgin/ here?
we were right to bomb the Serbs because they started WWI and the death cycle of the West
You have to go to Indonesia then
wtf should I watch on netflix
good action and good writing is all I want
how do I stop myself from spending money on alcohol and tell my ex to come back
THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT
HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???
*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS
The Wire
>current year
>netflix
you would find more entertainment in a vacant parking lot when the sun is highest
Give that bitch a call when fully liquored up, that will do it.
The Wire is premium TV, listen to this man.
Start spending the money on cocaine.
thats not on netflix my boy, also too many nigs
thanks for the help
Heroin addicts ODing on fentanyl is entertaining
thanks, cartel goon #8683
post your tabs
What about a show with one genocidal nig and his son?
woke up this morning and grabbed myself a bear
you were close
going to start waking up early
Little witch academia
People of /cum/, you've been warned about shitposting and now I ask you, please, stop.
Why do you guys hate women so much?
how the fuck americans can live in a country with beers
like
not at all couldnt i do that
like wtf i have played with actual adult tigers (sinaloa is a weird place)
but beers freak me out way too much, they are huuuge.
Havent watched ds9
Why?
bears are my favorite wild animal
i like this pic
murder all anime fags
Bears, friendo, bears. They're not that bad really. Where I'm from there are tons in the mountains and forest, you just have to make them aware you're there and you probably won't scare one and die.
Macedonia 4 eva
they're cute and cuddly and only want hugs
makes sense, beers dont attack people with small penises
...
Anime is a cancer.
my dog is just sitting next to me and starring at me wtf?
wags its tail if i look at him what does he want?
Macedonia 4 ever
Bears are my favorite type of guys desu
to play
FUCK
...
>discord
It is you who should hang yourself t b h f a m
why is it that protagonists in harem anime are always puritans who are horrified by the sight of a naked attractive female? it makes no sense
He wants you to put peanut butter on your balls.
explain me how he hell do animal laws exist
laws are made by humans for humans
laws regarding animals make no sense, they are ilogical, Seneca would be againts them
the wrath of god will be brought upon you and you will be judged by the LORD at the end of days
>26 Celsius
>94% humidity
>no AC
>all the windows are open
>still hot as fuck
fuck this fucking shit
Show me what you got
purity fags
is all beause of that french faggot Fugart isnt it
fuck the french
Because if they fugged everyone they couldn't publish blurays as non-hentai
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iktf
kill me please
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This is m16 right
>Not owning an ACU
i wish. it's just an AR15 styled after one
my old house had central air
>make a Sup Forums account
Hhahhahah
arent AR15 just non-automatic m16
pretty much
Didnt knew anime faggots could into weapons
20 in. master race, good man.
effectively. but that's a pretty important legal distinction
can you carry this legally in the states?
I have heard the word AR15 more times iRL than im proud to admit
you are ought to get curious
and im not into amerime
A 6000 BTU is like 140 bucks max
DEAD PEOPLE I ADMIRE:
Aldo Leopold
Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
John Smith
A. P. Hill
Yukio Mishima
The Ayatollah Khomeini
John Wesley
Joseph Goebbels
Patrick Pearse
sure, if you want to look like a douche
I thought the DE was a clunky piece of shite
Depends on the state. Here in Indiana, sure. In Commiefornia and the Boston-Washington metroplex states, generally no.
why do guns look like cheap pieces of plastic
yes i know, they are overpriced pieces of cheap plastic
but why do they look the part
There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a Dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And You are but a Thought — a vagrant Thought, a useless Thought, a homeless Thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.
I live in New Hampshire so pretty much anything goes. Must suck to live in a non free state
turns out plastic is much lighter than metal
want to shove my penis in a woman's wet vagina.