Sup Forums Risk Eurasia 2.0 Special Snowflake Edition

For the dude who kept requesting it

Blue , location Getmany

Germany **

Fourth Reich
Grey
Austria

Red, Canadian Empire, China.

Japan
Whatever colour
Japan

Macedonian Weebs
Japan
Purple

Scorpiongirl Empire
Italy
Yellow

Kek

Eastern front

Egypt
Any colour
KANGS N SHIET

Kyoto (Central Japan)

never played this before but I want to, so I will watch this game unfold to get used to the rules

Just join, it's easy

These aren't normal rules, its a special type

OP?

What? You take kanto, I'll take Kansai

Nigger the country has been claimed.

>Swaggots
>You can choose OP
>Iran

Maroon
Knight's Templar Republic
France

trip

He's not OP you bloody wanker, I AM

Russian Empire
Orange
Moscow

Fine, Singapore

I know. Explain to the mongoloid that he'll need to pick an unclaimed country.

Shit, you know what guys? I just realized being the GM of these games is incredibly painstaking and boring as fuck.
Sorry niggas, I'm done

>Called Macedonia
>Territory is not in Macedonia
wew

...

Fuck you

Alexander the great is in my blood

Okay well as my last act as OP
Yeah, that's right, pick a different one
GAHHH stop sucking me into your shitty game! I wish I never made this thread. It's been an instant regret for me

Turkish Empire, Purple, Constantinople.

That's why you play too faggot

Singapore

Whenever I say the same thing, people chimp out.

Faggot

At least I tried a few rounds ;)

Nahh, I just wanna go to be. It's only 8:53 here and I'm already tired as fuck. And I fgot out of bed at like 4 in the afternoon! Besides, my gf is just going to start crying because I'm in my room on my PC and not out there giving her all my attention. I seriously wish she'd just go out with someone ese

Cuck

Cuck

Cuck

I was typing my info as you submitted, how was I supposed to know?

Cuck

That map was too complex, that's why we're all playing this one
How am I a cuck? For not wanting my annoying gf anymore? So, I guess anyone who wants to break up with their stupid weeb shit gf is a cuck I suppose? So because I want someone hotter who will actually put out instead of this needy bitch that makes me a cuck I guess, lol
Whatever pol, whatever

Here
Just forget about your girlfriend

Is she Black or Fat

>implying anyone here has a gf
Not you, not anyone on Sup Forums

cuck :^)

wrong image
New map
>sheesh, so I guess because I don't wanna settle for an annoying 6/10 that makes me a cuck

Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight

You want your gf to go fuck some other dude. That's the definition of cuckholdery

Are you that thirteen year old that gets incredibly angry whenever he loses and calls everyone cucks?

REEEE NOT SHITTY US MAP

Blue , eastern front Michigan

>Red (or closest color you can find to it)
>See trip
>Anywhere

Cascadia
Green
BC

Fuck it, I'm sick of Sup Forums
You guys used to be a board full of enlightened MGTOW White Nationalist redpilled motherfuckers but now I guess you're all a bunch of cuckold obsessed 14 year olds that go on xhamster too much
Maddox was right, people who use that word are retarded and watch too much porn

Letting your GF get plowed by another dude is being a cuck, plain and simple

>mgtow
Cuck

You should make a new thread for this.

Add me to whatever map you guys end up picking please

Newfoundland
Any color

Give me Alaska, whatever colour.
>MGTOW
>Enlightened
This one's a ten.

>SWAGGOTS
>California
>You can choose color

No, what I'm talking about is dumping her for another chick. Not once did I mention staying in the relationship and introducing her to other guys.All I said is that i wish she was intrested in someone else so she'd leave me alone and I could actually look for a gf who's not annoying.
>mfw all of you need to lrnhowtoreading

REEEEEEEEEE MAKE A NEW THREAD IT'S GONNA CONFUSE LURKERS

JUST MAKE A NEW THREAD GUYS

Jehovah even approves.

Answer the question

Yeah that's great now mupdate reee

I won't make you mad like last time, ok? :)

OP maybe create a new thread?

Alright round 1
God damn it, my stupid little brother got on my computer again.
All I did was go to take a fucking shit for like 5 mins and he's fucking shit up and making me sound like a faggot
This is why I need to rob a bank or something so I can move outta state and live somewhere else. FAR away form my dick headed jew family.

What happened last time? Also I was probably pissed and wanted OPs to feel how I felt when I was shittalked for helping them have fun.

Push east!

>ITT: A lonely faggot who desperately craves to be loved by another pretends he has someone who loves him so much it annoys him
kek

Put me in Egypt please. Any color

You got pissed when I quit OPing

North

Take more Canadian Territory.

What the fuck is even going on? thought the map changed to America's and I didn't get added

Take the Northern Half of Japan

Move to North Italy and conquer its city and oil field.

Test123

Reclaim Nihon and establish the Macedonian Shogunate

Actually, could you OP instead? I have a feeling no one's going to take me seriously now that my little brother done got on my computer and fucked everything up

Yeah I definitely wanted to take my anger out on you due to other ungrateful fucks. I apologize.

Not on this map

Just be op

Niggers

Hey can i still be in the game

Look friend, we forgive you for it.

WHITEY GET OUT
OOGABOOGAAAAAAAAAAA

Yay

Shit son, I got dubs. Rolling to conquer Sardinia too.

IF i am in the Game please Expand East

Op where the fuck

Updating

You didn't add me OP!!!!
Please add me and expand from there as my roll for this turn!

Linking you my roll by the way.
Dubs allow for another roll in the turn you get them.