WE LOSE ON TRADE

WE LOSE ON TRADE

WE LOSE AT THE BORDER

They're rapists

WE DONT WIN ANYMORE

how does it feel to get cucked?

THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS

OUR LEADERS ARE STUPID

BELIEVE ME FOLKS

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

nice try

Eat shit, beaner.

WE CAN'T KEEP GOING LIKE THIS. WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO OR ELSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A COUNTRY ANYMORE.

thank you for trying

SO, HERE'S THE STORY, FOLKS

story time?

YOU WANT THE STORY? THEY WANT THE STORY? YEAH?

OK, WE'LL DO THE STORY. A FRIEND SENT ME THIS STORY, AND I THOUGHT, WOW, WHAT AN AMAZING STORY!

NAH, YOU DON'T WANT THE STORY, THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR HOURS. SIX HOURS SEVEN HOURS. LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE. BUT, SO, WE'LL MAKE IT QUICK. HERE'S THE STORY.

WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON TRADE

WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON THE BORDERS

WE ARE GOING TO WIN WITH OUR MILITARY, AND, BELIEVE ME, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM

WE ARE BRINGING THE JOBS BACK

WE'RE GONNA BUILD THE WALL

FEEL THE BERN

ISIS, WE ARE GOING TO KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF ISIS, WE ARE GOING TO KOCK THEM SO FAST AND SO HARD THEY WONT KNOW WHAT HIT THEM

HILLARY CLINTON IS GOING TO JAIL

YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF YOUR COUNTRY AGAIN

AND WE ARE GOING TO WIN, WIN, WIN

OK SO, JUST LISTEN TO THIS- NOW, DONT WE LOVE OUR POLICE OFFICERS? THEY'RE TERRIFIC, GOOD GUY, GOOD GUYS. WOW LOOK AT THIS CROWD, TERRIFIC, AMAZING YA KNOW THOSE CAMERAS DONT SHOW IT, THEY'LL SPIN AROUND LIKE PRETZELS WHEN THERES SOME YELLING, LIKE PRETZELS SPIN AROUD OK? ITS SHAMEFUL WE HAVE A VERY DISHONEST MEDIA PEOPLE, DISHONEST!

AND NOW LISTEN WE'RE GUNNA BUILD THAT WALL, OK?

WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH YOU'LL SAY, "MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS TOO MUCH WINNING! I'M TIRED OF WINNING!"

AND I'M GOING TO SAY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, WE'RE GOING TO KEEP WINNING.

MY AFRICAN AMERICAN

WE ARE GOING TO

MAKE

AMERICA

GREAT

AGAIN

IT'S SO TRUE. I SAY, IT'S SO TRUE FOLKS. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY

MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN

WE WILL KEEP WINNING, FOLKS. WE WILL WIN ON TRADE. WE WILL WIN JOBS. WE WILL BUILD A WALL, FOLKS. I TELL YA. WE WILL WIN AND WIN AND WIN

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE

SO HERE'S THE STORY

CHINA IS KILLING US ON TRADE, WE CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

hopefully this is better than the last

IF YOU THINK TRUMP THE BILLIONARE CARES ABOUT YOU . YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK. ITS ALL EGO.

srsly why should the president give a shit about me? That's not his job.

IF YOU THINK A CANDIDATE NEEDS TO *CARE* ABOUT *YOU* YOU'RE A MORON.

We don't need caring politicians. We need ones that will win. Trump doesn't want to see his country turn into SJW-muslim-fucklandia. That's enough.

Caring and feelings are for loser cucks that want free shit.

WE'RE GOING TO START SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN

Jeb's a mess.

Jeb's a waste

FOLKS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANYMORE FOLKS, WE'RE NOT DOING IT LIKE THAT ANYMORE, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT WAY.

Jeb's a big, fat, mistake.

OKIEDOKE