WE LOSE ON TRADE
WE LOSE ON TRADE
WE LOSE AT THE BORDER
They're rapists
WE DONT WIN ANYMORE
how does it feel to get cucked?
THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS
OUR LEADERS ARE STUPID
BELIEVE ME FOLKS
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
nice try
Eat shit, beaner.
WE CAN'T KEEP GOING LIKE THIS. WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. WE HAVE TO. WE HAVE TO OR ELSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A COUNTRY ANYMORE.
thank you for trying
SO, HERE'S THE STORY, FOLKS
story time?
YOU WANT THE STORY? THEY WANT THE STORY? YEAH?
OK, WE'LL DO THE STORY. A FRIEND SENT ME THIS STORY, AND I THOUGHT, WOW, WHAT AN AMAZING STORY!
NAH, YOU DON'T WANT THE STORY, THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR HOURS. SIX HOURS SEVEN HOURS. LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE. BUT, SO, WE'LL MAKE IT QUICK. HERE'S THE STORY.
WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON TRADE
WE'RE GOING TO WIN ON THE BORDERS
WE ARE GOING TO WIN WITH OUR MILITARY, AND, BELIEVE ME, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM
WE ARE BRINGING THE JOBS BACK
WE'RE GONNA BUILD THE WALL
FEEL THE BERN
ISIS, WE ARE GOING TO KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF ISIS, WE ARE GOING TO KOCK THEM SO FAST AND SO HARD THEY WONT KNOW WHAT HIT THEM
HILLARY CLINTON IS GOING TO JAIL
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF YOUR COUNTRY AGAIN
AND WE ARE GOING TO WIN, WIN, WIN
OK SO, JUST LISTEN TO THIS- NOW, DONT WE LOVE OUR POLICE OFFICERS? THEY'RE TERRIFIC, GOOD GUY, GOOD GUYS. WOW LOOK AT THIS CROWD, TERRIFIC, AMAZING YA KNOW THOSE CAMERAS DONT SHOW IT, THEY'LL SPIN AROUND LIKE PRETZELS WHEN THERES SOME YELLING, LIKE PRETZELS SPIN AROUD OK? ITS SHAMEFUL WE HAVE A VERY DISHONEST MEDIA PEOPLE, DISHONEST!
AND NOW LISTEN WE'RE GUNNA BUILD THAT WALL, OK?
WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH YOU'LL SAY, "MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS TOO MUCH WINNING! I'M TIRED OF WINNING!"
AND I'M GOING TO SAY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, WE'RE GOING TO KEEP WINNING.
MY AFRICAN AMERICAN
WE ARE GOING TO
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN
IT'S SO TRUE. I SAY, IT'S SO TRUE FOLKS. LIKE I ALWAYS SAY
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN
WE WILL KEEP WINNING, FOLKS. WE WILL WIN ON TRADE. WE WILL WIN JOBS. WE WILL BUILD A WALL, FOLKS. I TELL YA. WE WILL WIN AND WIN AND WIN
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE
SO HERE'S THE STORY
CHINA IS KILLING US ON TRADE, WE CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
hopefully this is better than the last
IF YOU THINK TRUMP THE BILLIONARE CARES ABOUT YOU . YOU ARE A DUMB FUCK. ITS ALL EGO.
srsly why should the president give a shit about me? That's not his job.
IF YOU THINK A CANDIDATE NEEDS TO *CARE* ABOUT *YOU* YOU'RE A MORON.
We don't need caring politicians. We need ones that will win. Trump doesn't want to see his country turn into SJW-muslim-fucklandia. That's enough.
Caring and feelings are for loser cucks that want free shit.
WE'RE GOING TO START SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN
Jeb's a mess.
Jeb's a waste
FOLKS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANYMORE FOLKS, WE'RE NOT DOING IT LIKE THAT ANYMORE, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT WAY.
Jeb's a big, fat, mistake.
OKIEDOKE