"I'm from Japa-... I mean Poland"

"I'm from Japa-... I mean Poland"

>hey user weher you from?
>I'm from japa-... I mean Poland
>cool! i really wanna suck your polish big dick!

>hey girls I'm polish wanna suck my dick?
>sugoi!! please fuk me, porando-san!!

>be me average nip
>pretend to be Polish
>get a cute gf

>tfw not sure if I should tell her the truth

are you ok

>be autistic pole
>use japanese proxy to post autistic greentext on Sup Forums

>deny it when someone points it out

>hey user where are you from?
>I'm from Japa-... I mean, Poland
>me too! I'm from Warsaw! czcdszcjzccdzscdzc *starts speaking Polish*
>mfw

>tfw too dumb to use proxy

bosting in ebic bread

>be me non-Polish
>wake up
>realize I'm not Polish
>weep all day
>fall asleep
>wake up
...

Co tu się wyrabia. Już nawet nippony gniją z mojej cebulandii, czy jakiś anonek nauczył się korzystać z proxy i teraz się bawi?

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Ah, the polish masterrace. Yes indeed, it is something even we germanics envy. I could almost pretend to be polish but when my pants go off i would be unmasked because of my average dick.

One pole in japan gone mad because japs dont even know where poland is or even its existence

Dis is very interrestin oetz. Hello Polman.

Ouch bolan :'(

>I love Japanese culture and food
>eww you are a pathetic weeaboo loser! don't talk to me ever again!

>I love Polish culture and food
>aahhh you are so sophisticated! please go out with me!

Oh. That's good mindset though, since Poland should have never existed in the first place.

>poland
>sophisticated

true
nobody but Polish men can satisfy Polish women

>Hello I am British and want a job
>haha go away lazy Brit you're too dumb to work here

>Hello I am Polish and want a job
>wow Poles are very intelligent and strong you can be the manager!

>Polish culture
Eeeee kurwa?
>And food
Well that for once is good. Probably the only good thing about Poland though.

Haha can't be correct. According to that one im fucking huge and everyone has a tiny penis.

>smalldicctugal

I understand him tho
When i was in japan as an exchange student
I met several girls with a bro from poland
No girl knows where polamd is actually

One of them even confused poland with finland because ~land

iktf bro
at least you can far more easily pretend to be Polish than Nips

you have to take it into consideration that the Poles are quite humble and sometimes even self-hating.
In my female friends opinion, most of the Polish men have a 21+ long dick