Would you be her bf if she pays you $11.8k?

would you be her bf if she pays you $11.8k?

uh, yeah

Depends, how are her feet?

I'd pay $11.8k

So she makes a song about me joins with anlther meme rapper and do a video about it with generic victoria secrets girls? Nope

yeah I need the money

Sure. She'd probably break up with me shortly thereafter so it's no skin off my back.

I would be her slave just to be in her presence

i'd pay that much just for her to step on me desu

yes.

No, I don't date fat girls.

kissable
lickable
suckable

no cause she's fat now

low test

depends
is that 11.8k per week? per month? one off?
obvs wouldn't do it unless it paid

I’d suck the bits of TP off her minge for a tenner

t. will date any girl who talks to him

I wouldn't think twice

Depends, can I still do my normal shit like workout and shitpost? If yes, then very easily yes. If no, still yes, just not as enthusiastic. If there is no contract, I probably jump after like half a year of making $$$ unless she is actually sweet and not a bitch like she probably is.

no one would even pay me $0 to be their bf

You can’t leave Lavren like that man

Lol

that's not how pens work you dumb whore

Maybe if she gained 118kg

What kind of fat bitch drinks diet coke?

I would swim up the Amazon River with 45lb dumbells tied to my scrotum and Elen Degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice seafood dinner with Taylor over skype on a dial up internet connection.
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thats a pencil

I guess one that looks so skinny, she can fit in someones backpack?

same

>t. pencil dick