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/heem/- wtf
who is your favorite female fighter?
last thread wtf
whyd we get heemed
damn you were a second to fast for the king
Spammer started the thread, so when he got himself deleted for the gay porn all of his posts get deleted, including the thread. Advanced shitposting.
Is Bobby Knuckles gonna turn out to be Wonderboy's best win ? If he becomes MW champ, he will pass Bigg Rigg surely
Two important questions for /heem/
1. what's a king to a god
2. what's a god to a nonbeliever?
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People really need to stop using the spammer threads
wonderboy's best win is robert whittaker the true middleweight champ not a roider
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shit cleaner will ban anyone who posts in newer threads
FROSTED FLAKES! ITS MORE THAN GOOD.....
That's ATT Florida training right there baby. These other dumb bitches wasting their careers training in Poland and Brazil.
I really can't wait till hes back, I'm excited for him vs Masividal
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Who else is excited for Justin Gaethje?
I can't wait for him to bring the chaos to LW
>*berates the listener about some vague philosophical shit for 45 minutes*
HULKAMANIA RUNNIN WILD
>giving the mentally handicapped attention instead of help
Cautiously optimistic. Hypetrain regional champs have been derailed before.
I think that Nunes is cute.
What is Clawja doing going to the eyepoke camp with her reach disadvantage ? She shoudl had moved to the American Win the Title and Get Plagued with Injuries Academy
if he beats MJ u can be excited, that guy is still a munster
Saved
she's a fat
eugene s. robinson is like a modern day leonardo da vinci, except retarded and black
T H I C K
I know man but those leg kicks, those catch and pitches....My boy Jack Slack is also getting me pumped
Don't you shill Hack Slack to me faggot.
Neither of them know who their real father is.
who /memecity/ ?
The look on Mir's face kills me every time
>tfw your shit comes out in pieces and not whole
remember when the octagon almost heem'd ferg?
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What was it with HW DC and kicks? Didn't he also have meme kicks vs Nelson and Big Foot?
Easier to plant the seed with
honestly probably ass cancer
what are the best meme move finishes in UFC history?
ill get it started
>PVZ jumping switch kick (?) vs Rawlings
>TRTor wheel kick to Luke
Why is Joe Rogan so comfortable when speaking about sutff he doesn't know SHIT about, he does this all the time and is the basis of his podcast, it's cringy, the only fun part is when they talk about the fights, not about some insect, reptile, disease or plant they don't know anything about
>healthy
Looks like meats back on the menu boys!
because nobody calls him on his shit, he surrounds himself with yes men
t.b.h. most manlets and lanklets dont realize how much fucking time is spent eating if you want to be UBERreem sized
Zombies twister on garcia.
Aldo flying knee against cub or wineland can't remember.
Anderson spaghetti legging against weedman.
Barboza wheel kicking Etim.
Sage tapping to galls 'choke'.
UFC owns the Pride tape library so this still counts.
better watch out bro
lol he prolly was eating horse meat tbf
my bad meant to post this one kek
Been training MMA for a few years, rate my moveset:
Basic attacks:
jab
low jab
cross
fierce cross
low cross
low fierce cross
Special attacks:
tiger palm strike
heart kick
dragon cutter
Ultimate attack:
raging dragon
barberena tapping sage with nonsense
I haven't sen those fights in ages, but DC did have a weird thing with meme kicks. He's a pretty poor striker
Matt Hughes is a vegetable kek
My bad it was bambam vs sage.
He successfully stood with Gustaffson for like four whole rounds.
lol really, why did he even drive infront of a train in the first place, who does that
go with a lead bolo punch, and a rear hook, followed by a lead spin kick
it's generally hard to feel bad for people who get hit by trains
I think that Rose Namajunas is sexually attractive.
who /jits/ here?
>we gotta be careful
>he's finished 11 people with guillotines
>"...well it's about to be eleven and oneeeeeeeee"
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TUF had some hilarious kino back in the day
Train hard
All I remember from that fight was Gus running his ass of and DC trying to ragdoll him. I'll have another look later tonight
Let's settle this once and for all:
Is PvZ actually a good fighter as far as women in MMA are concerned or is Dana only keeping her around for the blowjobs?
what a retard
trains > roids
DC barely even grappled beyond the first round, it was like he was actively trying to prove a point about his striking.
That First and only Ezekiel choke is up there, I remember some user on heem calling it a few minutes before it happened
She's not bad and is getting better, but gets the opportunities she does for her mainstream popularity potential.
she has the hand-eye coordination of terri schiavo, she's still not even the worst strawweight maybe not even in the bottom half lol
we can beat this BJ hold on
i was gonna say this one but that guy has a ton of finishes that way. it's basically like walking into a mckenzeetene, where is the preparation
why did the other thread get GADOOSH'd lads?
>you talkin all that good shit
>i walk up to you, you still talkin that shit
>now what's up
>now what's up
read up above you goof
i think rashad wanna fuck rampage
shit I should have known, shady Thailand OP
Why are you playing dumb? You made the thread under your proxy and got banned.
Is Barbie Scuba a good fighter?
She got the spotlight way too soon same with Sage but
Shes pretty tough hopefully she takes some more time to seriously train
For someone that trains with a bunch of wrestlers (Alpha Male and now Chael's camp) I still can't believe her grappling isn't better than it is now
Still she's got potential
Last I need is one more goober spamming that webm.
already happened
don't you have to go to bed
No, shouldn't you be spamming?
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I'll spam you
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>Holly Holm is going to get five title shots off this victory and there's nothing anyone can do about it
i dont remember this shit from TUF but holy hell this guy could or should be paralyzed twice
>slammed right near cement curb
>stacked and slammed on head on concrete
Maia vs Woodley... you guys give Maia a shot?
Whats Maia's gameplan when Woodley backs up against the fence?
Please include a timecode next time, Youtube's in-built thing doesn't work for embedded links.
is this the power of eggs and jalapenos ?
what's Maia's gameplan when Woodley grabs his wrists and won't let go
Where the FUCK did Masvidal being a viable main event contender come from? Fucking retarded.
feed her to Cyborg
That guy took that headkick like a champ before slamming him
he derailed cowboy and more than held his own up a weight class vs maia
I know you said UFC but I'm gonna bring Andy Hug up anyway. Possibly the best meme kicker of all time