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who is your favorite female fighter?

last thread wtf

whyd we get heemed

damn you were a second to fast for the king

Spammer started the thread, so when he got himself deleted for the gay porn all of his posts get deleted, including the thread. Advanced shitposting.

Is Bobby Knuckles gonna turn out to be Wonderboy's best win ? If he becomes MW champ, he will pass Bigg Rigg surely

Two important questions for /heem/

1. what's a king to a god

2. what's a god to a nonbeliever?

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People really need to stop using the spammer threads

wonderboy's best win is robert whittaker the true middleweight champ not a roider

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shit cleaner will ban anyone who posts in newer threads

FROSTED FLAKES! ITS MORE THAN GOOD.....

That's ATT Florida training right there baby. These other dumb bitches wasting their careers training in Poland and Brazil.

I really can't wait till hes back, I'm excited for him vs Masividal

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Who else is excited for Justin Gaethje?

I can't wait for him to bring the chaos to LW

youtube.com/watch?v=_FSKyt1aBy4

>*berates the listener about some vague philosophical shit for 45 minutes*

HULKAMANIA RUNNIN WILD

>giving the mentally handicapped attention instead of help

Cautiously optimistic. Hypetrain regional champs have been derailed before.

I think that Nunes is cute.

What is Clawja doing going to the eyepoke camp with her reach disadvantage ? She shoudl had moved to the American Win the Title and Get Plagued with Injuries Academy

if he beats MJ u can be excited, that guy is still a munster

Saved

she's a fat

eugene s. robinson is like a modern day leonardo da vinci, except retarded and black

T H I C K

I know man but those leg kicks, those catch and pitches....My boy Jack Slack is also getting me pumped

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Don't you shill Hack Slack to me faggot.

Neither of them know who their real father is.

who /memecity/ ?

The look on Mir's face kills me every time

>tfw your shit comes out in pieces and not whole

remember when the octagon almost heem'd ferg?

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What was it with HW DC and kicks? Didn't he also have meme kicks vs Nelson and Big Foot?

Easier to plant the seed with

honestly probably ass cancer

what are the best meme move finishes in UFC history?

ill get it started

>PVZ jumping switch kick (?) vs Rawlings
>TRTor wheel kick to Luke

Why is Joe Rogan so comfortable when speaking about sutff he doesn't know SHIT about, he does this all the time and is the basis of his podcast, it's cringy, the only fun part is when they talk about the fights, not about some insect, reptile, disease or plant they don't know anything about

>healthy

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

because nobody calls him on his shit, he surrounds himself with yes men

t.b.h. most manlets and lanklets dont realize how much fucking time is spent eating if you want to be UBERreem sized

Zombies twister on garcia.

Aldo flying knee against cub or wineland can't remember.

Anderson spaghetti legging against weedman.

Barboza wheel kicking Etim.

Sage tapping to galls 'choke'.

UFC owns the Pride tape library so this still counts.

better watch out bro

lol he prolly was eating horse meat tbf

my bad meant to post this one kek

Been training MMA for a few years, rate my moveset:

Basic attacks:
jab
low jab
cross
fierce cross
low cross
low fierce cross

Special attacks:
tiger palm strike
heart kick
dragon cutter

Ultimate attack:
raging dragon

barberena tapping sage with nonsense

I haven't sen those fights in ages, but DC did have a weird thing with meme kicks. He's a pretty poor striker

Matt Hughes is a vegetable kek

My bad it was bambam vs sage.

He successfully stood with Gustaffson for like four whole rounds.

lol really, why did he even drive infront of a train in the first place, who does that

go with a lead bolo punch, and a rear hook, followed by a lead spin kick

it's generally hard to feel bad for people who get hit by trains

I think that Rose Namajunas is sexually attractive.

who /jits/ here?

>we gotta be careful
>he's finished 11 people with guillotines

>"...well it's about to be eleven and oneeeeeeeee"

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TUF had some hilarious kino back in the day

Train hard

All I remember from that fight was Gus running his ass of and DC trying to ragdoll him. I'll have another look later tonight

Let's settle this once and for all:

Is PvZ actually a good fighter as far as women in MMA are concerned or is Dana only keeping her around for the blowjobs?

what a retard
trains > roids

DC barely even grappled beyond the first round, it was like he was actively trying to prove a point about his striking.

That First and only Ezekiel choke is up there, I remember some user on heem calling it a few minutes before it happened

She's not bad and is getting better, but gets the opportunities she does for her mainstream popularity potential.

she has the hand-eye coordination of terri schiavo, she's still not even the worst strawweight maybe not even in the bottom half lol

we can beat this BJ hold on

i was gonna say this one but that guy has a ton of finishes that way. it's basically like walking into a mckenzeetene, where is the preparation

why did the other thread get GADOOSH'd lads?

>you talkin all that good shit
>i walk up to you, you still talkin that shit
>now what's up
>now what's up

read up above you goof

i think rashad wanna fuck rampage

shit I should have known, shady Thailand OP

Why are you playing dumb? You made the thread under your proxy and got banned.

Is Barbie Scuba a good fighter?

She got the spotlight way too soon same with Sage but

Shes pretty tough hopefully she takes some more time to seriously train

For someone that trains with a bunch of wrestlers (Alpha Male and now Chael's camp) I still can't believe her grappling isn't better than it is now

Still she's got potential

Last I need is one more goober spamming that webm.

already happened

youtube.com/watch?v=xabk6chgbqE

don't you have to go to bed

No, shouldn't you be spamming?

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I'll spam you

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>Holly Holm is going to get five title shots off this victory and there's nothing anyone can do about it

i dont remember this shit from TUF but holy hell this guy could or should be paralyzed twice

youtu.be/ti6L6c61UIc?t=212

>slammed right near cement curb
>stacked and slammed on head on concrete

Maia vs Woodley... you guys give Maia a shot?

Whats Maia's gameplan when Woodley backs up against the fence?

Please include a timecode next time, Youtube's in-built thing doesn't work for embedded links.

is this the power of eggs and jalapenos ?

what's Maia's gameplan when Woodley grabs his wrists and won't let go

Where the FUCK did Masvidal being a viable main event contender come from? Fucking retarded.

feed her to Cyborg

That guy took that headkick like a champ before slamming him

he derailed cowboy and more than held his own up a weight class vs maia

I know you said UFC but I'm gonna bring Andy Hug up anyway. Possibly the best meme kicker of all time