Did Brad fuck up?

Did Brad fuck up?

Oh yeah for sure.

No.

Of course. He had the Apple Pie girl next door and went for the mentally unsound crazy lady with world-class daddy issues and has evolved into a genderless skeletor who dislikes her own biological children.

Nope

>white women
Give her 7 years.

Jennifer is "a broad to put your penis in".

He can find that better, ad infinitum.

Jolie is beloved by more people than Aniston senpai

none of my business

>Brad Pitt got cucked by his own adopted chink son
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

Absolutely, she still surprisingly good for a white woman.

John C Reilly on filing a sex scene with Jen:
>it was horrifically awkward
>I was dying of nervousness leading up to it
>we finally got started, she demanded a cut and that a pillow be placed between us, I was mortified

Angelina Jolie on filming love scenes:
>It's really easy to get into it, just for the moment
>I can find something I love about anyone, and just focus on that for the duration of the scene

Really makes you think...

Wait, wut?

No. Wanty. Needy. Self absorbed holds your dick with a rubber glove to give you a hand job once a month as she's always too tired for sex bitch.

Jen cares to much and is loyal to his boyfriend, Angelina doesn't care and thinks there's nothing special about sex

>you will never smoke a fat bone with jen and fuck for hours

Memes.

obviously. Now he's gotta pay for the UN family for the next 10 years at least.

he definitely fucked up her pussy. if you know what I mean.

Or Jen is boring and Angie is fun

Thank goodness

>Brad could have made babbies with her

>barren whore desperate to hold on to her past youth and fading sex appeal
No, she's pathetic.

imagine the 10/10 aryan spawn that would come out of her

she didnt wanna have babies that's why brad left her

She's either infertile or doesn't want kids.

what the fuck is wrong with her

Uh, no. Dumped Jen for younger and sluttier. Younger and sluttier evolved into a different form of crazy and made him adopt foreign kids. Younger and sluttier got old and less slutty. Since brad can still fuck anything that moves, Brad dumps old and less slutty and her UN family. Brad can now "Derek Jeter" his way through every model, athlete, actress and celebrity in LA for as long as he cares to. Pretty sure Brad has no ragrets.

She is one of the few hot kikesses.

He should just start his own Harem like DiCaprio. Dont get married, have no kids, it's truly the only way to live.

...

He should've stayed with Goop. He has a second chance now that they're both divorced.

Brad did the right thing getting out before menopause hit her

tybs

>Jolie
>not being recognized as insane
She may be more recognizable, but Anniston never wore a necklace with Billy Bob Thortons blood in it.