ITT: Albums men will NEVER understand

ITT: Albums men will NEVER understand

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I understand it's garbage

But I'm only a man, and I do what I can

i'm a man that likes this album, but ok

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looks shopped

Pretty

Wait which one is shopped, they both look horrible ? is this a double troll?

Fuck you

rude

You fucked up everything

stop with this abusive language, you're confusing our grimey

Why did you hack me

>go to see Grimes live
>stand at the front because I like that
>crew guy comes up to me and tells me Claire wants to meet me
>he takes me backstage
>Grimes is there
>she tells me to sit down
>sits on my lap
>she obviously hasn't brushed her teeth or otherwise bathed recently
>the stench is unbelievable
>she forces her lips on mine
>I start puking
>puke all over Grimes
>she looks at me in disbelief
>suddenly she starts giggling autistically
>"ooooh, how did you know I was into that?"
>Grimes sticks her finger down her throat and pukes all over my crotch
>"yippee, again!" She screams
>she pukes once more
>I do not completely understand what is going on, but I know it's time for me to leave
>I run to the door
>she chases me
>"stay stay I want to play play! stay stay I want to play play!"
>she grabs me around the waist and starts kissing my body
>my torso is covered in lipstick kisses; not of roses but of puke
>manage to lose Claire after I throw her into a wall
>make a run for the exit
>manage to make it outside
>stand there catching my breath
>notice a member of Grimes' entourage staring at me
>she smiles and speaks
>"Ah, she gave you the old Grime Grime I see!"

Why are you doing this

i had a similar experience

>see grimes in 2011, some buzz around her but nothing huge at all
>really bad show, felt autistic and she seemed bad at her instruments
>wait outside to see her after show, she's out within like 10-15 minutes, pretty weird
>talking to her with a few other people, make an offhand comment "haha, you looked so greasy tonight, not complaining though!!!" and one guy laughed but she gave a kind of confused look and kept talking to some other girl
>literally like 20 seconds after grimes viciously attacked me with her rat teeth out in full display
>keep saying "please no stop, I apologize."
>she literally won't stop making eye contact with and refuses to back down
>tell the security guy "help! i need a safe space and stumble off
>blood pop (diamond at the time) swoops in and picks her off her feet, tips his fedora and apologises for the show and any potential rabies i may have as a result

>i'm a man
suree

ITT: internet feminism

lmaoo

i could never write funny copypastas like this but lmao fuck oyu

i think grimes is a bad person, he keep hearing stories about how mean she is to people

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That's because men have taste.

male (female)

I was born male but I want to be a woman and I love this album so depending on your perspective you could be wrong.

Hi clare, how's it going ?

Did you even end up finishing the adventures of huckleberry finn? I know reading can be hard for you on account of the accident. Keep up the positive attitudes.

PS. I photoshopped this picture of you, everyone on this board seems to be doing it to help you.

/thread

Please be nice to claire, she's not as good with emotions as her male counterparts in the industry.

We need to help her by blindly supporting everything she does.

Here's a cat for you.

bump

I like it too you're not alone.

blood diamond part was brilliant

men? more like most women will never understand, even if that album was been made by a female. visions is so geeky, sci fi and weird.

this is real
this is shopped

i think you've got it the wrong way round

Claire

no. you got it the wrong way. even the colors are wrong in the shopped one. her haters are so basic.

define wrong

this is unedited, she has a moustache, i think is real.

Why would men not understand a thrash album

trash*

Why

youtube.com/watch?v=XemopWru16A

>suggesting there is ANYTHING on that album that isn't supposed to be easily digested by literally anyone

you logic sucks. those are 2 different pictures. also the pic you posted has the contrast/brightess modified. you could make anyone uglier by playing with contrast/brightess.
also wake up, sheep. all women have moustache. hers is bigger because she did the silly mistake of shaving it. it could be fixed by some laser surgery.

honestly this is no better than the original...

also let's say that you really dislike her look. dude, she's a musician. why don't you talk about her music?

it's pathetic that her haters post the same few ugly pics with her out of tens of thousands of total pics. i bet you have worse pics but you keep them secret/already deleted them.

Girl here
This album sucks

haters, take note >Girl here
yeah sure. stop lying.

>hers is bigger because she did the silly mistake of shaving it.

oh jesus, you're actually retarded, sorry i didn't know.

That's mama luigi

>musician

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Hello anonymous

seek help

hi claire,
go eat some ants or neglect animals

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This picture is fake.

false, picture you posted looks blown out and also low detail

also you deleted the chicken

>deleted the chicken
lol. you added that chicken in the first place.