ITT: simple, elegant Simpsons jokes

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I'm seeing double! Four Krustys!

He he, good one Krusty!

mmmmmmmMMMARGE

llllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLISA

I love how they build up Homer's magical bat in the first half of this episode just to have break unceremoniously on the first pitch by a real pitcher

>if i wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose

bort

SNEEDS

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"Cancel my one o'clock"

probably misses his old glasses

I always found it amazing how even though they're basically identical, I can still EASILY tell which is which without seeing the top of their heads.

its the mouth

maybe because of the
lips
forehead
and wrinkles under the eyes

I know it's psychological and I'm also an idiot, but I'm genuinely scared to look at the TV when that scene shows up.

>catfeesh?

Always makes me laugh, the way in his daydream bart gets the word wrong because he didn't understand the word the first time.

I'll eat the pie.

Nose too.

Krusty is fatter around the middle, has bigger jowls, eye bags and wrinkles, a wider nose, and a symmetrical bowtie.

>would you like me to spray you down in a playful fashion?
>Hmmm spray the boy

LE GRILLE? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

>DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces!
>DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces!
>DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces!

don't forget homer's nose is just painted red, Krusty has an actual clown nose

krusty was designed to be basically homer in a clown outfit from the beginning so bart would see him as a surrogate father figure

>Actually, we were just planing the farther/son rafting trip.

>Heh, stupid, you don't have a son.

>We've had a hell of a time replacing you, Homer

Post more. I'm ill and I need to laugh.

>Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

kek

>I still stand by my hiring policies
>GET BACK TO WORK STEWART!

>How's your father's project coming along?
>I think he's almost done
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>it was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES

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>I also convinced Paul McCartney to leave Wings.
>You idiot, he was the best one!

SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIIIIIDE!!!

"Eh the guy's hepped up on goofballs!"

It's
>he was the most talented one

Shit, I haven't seen that episode in a long time.

>Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites. Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings. Mmm....

it comes with your choice of topping

Holy shit

>Gym? what the hell is a Gym?

I honestly never got this joke.

A Fish Called Wanda

The most genius title ever made.

this whole sequence is gold

He is confused by two krusty's, so he claims to be seeing double.

In fact it turns out, that he actually is seeing double, because he sees four krusty's.

not getting that joke is honestly a sign of autism

Also Radioactive Man

I never understood this one.

A Fish Called Selma

Most genius episode title ever.

no

I saw your original post that you deleted.

yeah i fucked up and put Wanda which is the title of the movie. Easy to confuse, but the point still stands. It's a fucking genius title.

I don't get it apart from that it references the movie

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I still don't know which one is Patty and which one is Selma

>What's that, a home-made bat?
>It's something very special, a home-made bat

What is this again?

Patty has the big round hair, Selma has it parted in the middle.

Homer and Krusty were supposed to be the same person at first, but they got designed into two separate people later.

Troy McClure has a fish fetish throughout the episode.

Through out the episode there is a running joke about Troy McClure having a fish fetish. About him being caught with a fish in an aquarium, plus he has his own large aquarium.

A side from being a parody of the movie, it also affirms Troy's sexual orientation towards fish. She's a fish named Selma.

I get that it was a play on expectations, but I always felt I was missing another level.

Now I understand the truth.

troy fucks fishes, allegedly..

trips confirm. great simple joke

>Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

>Marge: You did?

>Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

It's an allusion to Phil Hartmanns death because McClure "sleeps with the fishes."

The Australian Ep is a ripper mate

>Wait a minute, that's not the wallet inspector...

I love jokes that add history to the characters.

>Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
>Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely

That one line and pic related are the only redeeming parts of Homerpalooza

TOBIAS

that's deep

>"I thought you said he was dead"
>"No what i said was he sleeps with the fishes"

>Ohhhh! ...a gym.

>I never got this joke
>I get that it was a play on expectations

which one is it you autistic fuck?

i forgot about that brilliant line. That whole episode is just constantly on point it is by far one of my all time favorites.

I fucking hate when there's jokes that work on a language basis and they actually don't even try to translate them and is just like a "literally what" scene.

You're the one who's starting to sound autistic m8.

Flashback episode about the 1984 Olympics "If USA wins a Gold Medal, you win a free Krustyburger! Hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmmm!"

>DAAAAAAARYYL
>DAAAAAAARYYL

Pic related

Funny thing is that's based off of a real event.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Summer_Olympics#In_popular_culture

That's an obscure one

I am aware.

you say that is if that wasn't my first post.

You forgot Grandpa's warning about not being hip.

Selma's earrings are always circular and Patty's are a triangle

In old Simpsons the second sign would just say "or enter".
Zombie Simpsons has to explain the joke, twice.

Old Simpsons wouldn't make that joke in the first place

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>money can be exchanged for goods and services

>it was a pornography store, i was buying pornography

I saw a neo simpsons episode where they made a join the navy joke and they spelled the joke out

>You know what I always say...
>Not my chair?
>Not my problem!

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>Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
>Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
>Marge: That's not what I meant.
>Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.

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not even memeing there are some GOAT moments in zombie simpsons