If you had a time machine what would you do?

If you had a time machine what would you do?

Fuck her right in the pussy.

to make sure we never evolve into what we are today

Fuck myself

Fight for Hitler

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Save ancient Greek civilization from the filthy fucking Romans.

Go back to the pre-WW2 years and see what I can do about getting America to side with Hitler instead of the commies.

Stain those mountaintops.

cheat the stock market

Go back to the time I was born, kill my infant self and erase my existence. Twisted, but true.

Kill Liu Bui and Zhuge Liang so Cao Cao can properly achieve his ambitions

Take newtons virginity

Take off her shoes and fuck her jew loli footpussy.

Kill your mother so you stop making this fucking thread every day

Give her a ballpoint pen

Poo in you

Literally who?

>go to Germany in the 40s
>realize I have no way to make Hitler win
>be sad
>get bombed

provide a list of all known (in our time) hiding places, underground railroads, and traitors to the proper authorities ahead of time

prevent any ability to create a time machine just to see what happens

Going to Germany is your first fault.
Either go to the UK and force/convince them to agree to his treaties or
Go to Russia and kill Stalin or
Go to Japan and tell them NOT to bomb Pearl Harbor until Russia is completely taken care of
There are plenty of ways to win, but for the most part, they're all intertwined
Hitler's own mental illness' was the biggest nail in the coffin, but there are ways to work around it

kill moot

FPBP

but i wouldn't limit myslef.

Kill Isaac before the angel appears.

Tell romans to kill all germanics, done the world is saved

Sorry germanics but your people are a menace

Natives americans would be alive and not those germanics now in that land


Your people are so stupid

Shoot Gengis Khan in the head and come back to see how it affected the distribution/progress of various races.

murder every fucking prophet.

Dynasty Warriors/10

someone else probably would have taken up the mantle
maybe they would have been less/more effective but I don't think things would change that much

Kill the first Rothschild's entire family or the homoerectus

came here for this

All you'd have to do is join the Communist Party USA and then proceed to kill the president a few years later so no one thinks you were a plant.

I came in to post this. I'd also keep her safe in exchange.