RISK THREAD - FUCK THE GAY RIVER RULES EDITION

RISK THREAD - FUCK THE GAY RIVER RULES EDITION

BOARD - UNITED STATES DELUXE EDITION

>How do I join?
Your first post should look something like this-
>Nation name
>Location
>Preferred color
>And put something in the Name field. It can be a trip or a name, so long as it corresponds to your country. Your land bonus must be included here as well.
Assuming there is room, (I WILL be taking players until all slots are filled) You will be added.
>How does this work?
You roll using gets, the respective values and all other rules are on the OP. As far as the actual game play goes, simply tell me what you want to do with your turn, and it'll happen.
>When do we begin?
With 5 players, myself included.
So-
>United States of Spurdo
>Red
>New York Metropolitan Area

Bump, that Pali can only mean good things.

>OP playing in the game he has all control over

fuck off

I fully encourage any players to call me out if they see me being a faggot during the game. I'm usually neutral anyhow.

That doesn't mean shit, I've seen plenty of risk games where the OP plays and it plays just fine as long as OP isn't a massive faggot who cant handle losing

>Light green
>California
>New California Republic

>Black Sabbath
>Florida
>Any

Both added, two more players to go.
B U M P

Take me out of the game

Washington
any colour
American Caliphate

Added, still 3/5 because sabbath quit.

Change name to Cascadia, colour to blue

Also done

thanks and sorry

If no more people have joined by 12:05 EST (5 minutes) I'm just gonna begin

Southern Louisana New Orleans
New France

Perhaps people are rather sick of the same map?

dark blue

This
Map is kinda boring but sometimes fun

Its a very basic Risk map but its fun.

Yeah

Yeah, but it gets tiring continually playing the same map over and over.

wait
Interior Commonwealth
Dark Green
Idho

4 is enough so GAME START
>Fill New Jersey

i want someone to host something new like pic

Fil Washigton spill oregon

Oh look, we got 5 after all. Added, you can roll this turn.

continue filling Louisiana

Changing colour to purple, sorry I just like Purple.
Also fill up north Cali

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Fill Idaho

Or this.

How do you know the climate when a country claims land?

Bottom right corner.

lol ok

Scorpiongirl Republic
Arizona
Gold

Oh the bonus sheet

Republic of Prussia
Cyan
Nebraska

Nap?

Y

Sure!

>Texan republic
>Texas
>Orange

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UPDATE 1
>Rolling for NY

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Fill WA spill oregon

Roll for Louisana
Alliance friend?

Fill Nebraska!
In other news, I am now accepting applications for becoming a Teutonic Knight! Join now!

>Continue to take over Texas

An hero myself

Conquer Arizona. Spill into New Mexico.

Few days ago when i was with teutonic we all attacked california, was fun.
Ill join again

I also want to play this one day

I just unloaded a bunch of risk maps if you are interested

Fill Idaho SPILL uTAH

Sure my dude.

Move east, filling up California.

I'd also like to take this time to say to the Scorpiangirl republic, Interior commonwealth and Cascadia that The NCR wants to avoid war

Lets make Tejas great again,
and new france a thing again

>3d palis
ayy

Maybe you could join the Teutonic Knights? Last game, we decimated California. It doesn't have to be that way this game!

U P D A T E 2
>Fill New York

Fill Oregon

Fill Nebraska!

Continue louisiana
and if any more continue filling Mississippi

Fill Arizona and spill to New Mexico.

We are also a peaceful nation adverse to war

>Fill Texas!

Fill Idho spill Utah

Does that count as a 3D Straight?
NAP?

Move south to California

I'm not to sure if I want to join the Teutonic Knights, but consider my nation a friendly neighbour for now.

Alright then! The option is still there if you want it!

Sure I have no interest in any land further south than Utah and Colorado

Aight

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UPDATE 3
>Fill New York

I think you forgot the image.

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UPDATE 3
>Fill New York
Fuck I forgot the image
Fuck you that's not a duplicate reply

Fill Utah

Fill Arizona.
Excess troops spill into New Mexico.
Excess troops after filling Arizona and New Mexico fill Sonora.

OP forgot the image
Continue moving south to take Cali. Any spill-overs go into nevada

Oregon
Spill nevada

Continue filling missippi

Fill Texas, and try to go into Oklahoma if possible.

Friend tejas do u mind leaving Arkansas and Missouri

Fill Nebraska!

Nah, its fine

>United Dindu Republic
>Florida
>Brown
count me in family

UPDATE 4
>Fill New England

wew lad that pali

Into Arkansas and Mississipi if you can

Fill Utah

Fill nevada

forget it into Mississippi

>Try to continue take bits of Oklahoma as well as taking Texas.

Wew.
Conquer Sonora.
Excess troops spill to Colorado.

Take those last bits of offshore land west of Cali and spillover into Nevada

Op can you cut + paste alaska into it?

Fill Nebraska!

continue to fill florida

Spills go to South Dakota!

Forgot bonus

I'd also like it if he removed the nukes take all your bonus in a state to a -2 to the bonus