What the fuck is wrong with Italians?

What the fuck is wrong with Italians?

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>show an Italian my new carbonara recipe
>he CRIES

spaghetti is serious business

is this some kind of "cultural appropriation" thing?

their problem is having stupid guiris murdering their recipes

looking at you jamie oliver.... that paella man... hope you died choking on it....

dont care about food, look at those juggs

>Be Italian
>Get autistic about pasta

It shouldn't be possible to fuck up something like carbonara though, unless you decide to make it more complicated than it has to be.
Perhaps that's the problem here, the woman added so much superfluous shit that it just isn't carbonara anymore.

perhaps she's just too thic to understand

>ywn sniff a line off her mammoth rack

Still not as bad as French when it comes to cheese.

I'm sure that using parmesan cheese instead of pecorino is already enough to trigger them.

what the heck did she do? use kaft dinner and human flesh??

why can't wh*te """people""" just stick to the damn recipes?

>foodfags

youtube.com/watch?v=ZULkp1Og8Ns

>no perro caca carbonara

>Nigella
lol

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>When she puts cream in the carbonara

>make an Italian some fettuccine chicken alfredo
>he starts CRYING

It's a "stop making a mockery of our cuisine" thing.

>this triggers Italians

I doubt Italians are this finicky, how many of them even know how to cook

I don't know but I want Nigella Lawson to be my gf.

>STOP MAKING FOOD LIKE YOU WANT BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking wh*tes

shes a crazy coke addict

No way she's a coke addict with a body like that, bro.

it was all over the british media a few years ago
bbc.com/news/uk-england-25218617

she even got arrested for trying to board a plane while having cocaine on her person

Huh, well....alright then. I like cocaine sometimes too.

Imagine what she would look like without the cocaine

Dubs checked.

This. At least you'd get good food.

And she's thick as fuck.

She is a big girl

I'm going to Italy next week

What can I do to piss them off like this with food?

Fucking hoo-wah, stay in your lane and don't touch my carbonara.

Ask them to bring some parmesan to the table so you can grate a heavy amount of it over everything. Get bread and dip it in olive oil.

put ketchup on pizza
put corn/ananas on pizza
put french fries on pizza
eat potatoes or rice with bread
eat chicken and pasta

aee thing aee gud et
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPW4hwNurQ

YA SHMUCK WHATS THE MATTER WIT YOU

That's just the normal italian behaviour desu (with some exceptions)

>shmuck
>Italians speak yiddish

Oh really? I thought you guys fucking hated both of those and wanted to kick us out of your restaurants for doing it. I've yet to visit Italy, that's just what I've been told.

>retarded children

if i take something that you make, lets name it X, X is associated with you, so im taking X, im taking GIGANTIC shit into X, then start selling it with YOUR NAME, how mad would you be?

>eat potatoes or rice with bread
>eat chicken and pasta

I do this often.

Thank you for the advice.

>A fat British(!) Jewess does what Brits and Jews do best: ruin perfectly fine food
>Expect Italians to not be upset

>put corn
I agree with you on all the other things, but hrvatskans showed me that this is actually a good idea.

Also you forgot drinking a cappuccino with savoury food.

Ofc we don't put parmigiano on everything, but most pasta recipes get along well with it. Dipping bread (good bread) in oil (god oil) is godlike, why would anyone dissent? It's called doing a "scarpetta" in Italy

I listed those things because I do them regularly and it pisses off my italian friends, I'm actually romanian

Sperging about rice and potatoes with bread is dumb.

But chicken DOES NOT, IN ANY WAY OR FORM belong to pasta or pizza

nothing ever triggered me as hard as seeing a Murrikan blonde bimbo baywatch-like drinking champagne with a fucking chewing gum in her mouth

What's the deal with eastern europeans and kečup on pizza though ?

Just no. It doesn't go.

chicken on pizza is pretty good tho man, you should try it
yes it does, hot ketchup literally makes everything better

You probably haven't tasted a real cappuccino your whole life. I have yet to travel to a country where i could drink a real espresso and knows the difference between macchiato and cappuccino. How could it be so difficult? Espresso machines are the same, and they are fucking automatic.

>Dipping bread (good bread) in oil (god oil) is godlike, why would anyone dissent?
Yeah I agree completely but I'd read an article saying Italians thought this was an abomination in God's sight. Guess the author didn't know what the fuck they were talking about, which I guess is no surprise.

I tried it in poland and i'll never do it again

>hot ketchup
Negře, prosím. It stinks.

>drinking coffee with baby calf fluid

I am not a pleb

Obligatory

youtu.be/o6rQQrP9tZ4?t=115

>put french fries on pizza
this is perfectly accettable

Brasil or Colombia know how to make coffee better than you. t.been to colombia and italy

Wut? We are not talking about nespresso m8, i'm talking about this beauty

pasta is Greek

>visiting tourist traps
>expecting decent coffee

subhuman

germans are subhumans

>nespresso
>killing the environment

I am not a pleb m8

underrated post

Don't respond to him man.

>needing a fucking machine to make coffee
how fucking pretentious can you possible get

It's fucking coffee. It's not fucking complicated: take beans, roast beans, grind beans, infuse hot water with beans, filter grind out of water, and voilà. Acting like you need to a machine to do "proper" coffee is the very definition of "pretentious".

You cook the pasta for 15 minutes, so it's sloppy and wet.
Then you drown it in ketchup.

Throw on a slice of melted American cheese.
If you want to be, you know,
"Fancy".

put cheese on pasta with tuna

I drink moka mostly, but espresso machine is superior t b h.


Doesn't matter thi, i bet you cook one pot pasta

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Why is it that every narionality with """""""good"""" cuisine spergs out when a foreigner cooks their food

WATCH IT GELLY

>spergs
You answered your own question.

>eat chicken and pasta
Wait what? I regularly make chicken with a spicy tomato sauce and capers/olives. Great and quick t b r q h w y m f

>>needing a fucking machine to make coffee
>needing fresh food to make dinner

Typical fucking Canadian

No wonder you all are so obese

eh, I've gotten some stares and comments here and there when I ordered pizza, the pizza I usually get is: tomato sauce, mozzarella, spicy salami, corn and french fries. Top it all off with some hot ketchup
uma delicia

Are you fat bro ?

try offering them with NYC or Chicago style pizza, you'll see how it well

pizza is Greek

Pizza is Greek the same way Constantinople is Greek...

...[spoiler]it isn't[/spoiler]

no, i am

just because you are jealous
does not mean that i am wrong
you subhuman

nah, I'm 1,90m and weight 80kg

We are all Greek.
At heart.
Deep down.

Apparently some early form of proto-pasta was actually Greek. So there's that. The latin name was "laganum".

God pork

It's not true at all though. Most Italians, French and Spanish won't mind. OP is just cherrypicked social media comments.

I've only ever seen genuine systematic butthurt from Asian Americans.

Don't reply to gooks.

That's fat bro

nice tits tho

they're right though, carbonara with all that shit she puts in it is too rich, simple is often better

I am Pizza

alri treblinkalad

Globalisation is a bad thing

Globalization is based.

butthurt amerishart, because you pretend you can make something "good", thats why you copy it, but you cant, because you are a mentally challanged idiot

Do you like my "csirke"paprikaš ?