In this thread we affirm that everything we have ever posted was meant as satire in the spirit of pol is satire

In this thread we affirm that everything we have ever posted was meant as satire in the spirit of pol is satire.

Fuck you NSA for creeping on us. We joking.

> I affirm I only posted satire.

I assume this thread is also satirical

> this is not a thread

Obviously. Nobody takes stormweenies seriously, they are ignorant and inbred genetic waste

> I affirm I only posted Sartre.

Hello frog

yup, fuk you nsa. you push, we push back.

were just trying to laugh at the sadness in the world, purely satire

Mods should sticky this so we can all affirm

Sup Forums is a board of peace.

>I affirm I only posted satire

My name is Daniel ______ and everything I've ever posted here or elsewhere on the internet is purely satire or fiction. I voted for Obama twice and accept our new Jew overlords.

i dont have to explain shit
i dont have to answer for shit
if you come at me i become an even bigger problem
suck my dick
welcome to the fucking internet.

I affirm I only posted satire.

Wait, are you saying there are people that didn't realize Sup Forums was satire?

The true redpill is to realize that the liberals have become the nazis and we're just here to piss them off. Down with the NSA and the bureaucracy that undermines our democratic nation daily.

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It's satire, and I'm a card-carrying member of the Liberal party.

As an NSA agent monitoring Sup Forums I attest that after work I come here and shitpost.

Everything I posted was my honest opinion.

>I affirm I posted anything but satire.

I only use this board to shitpost and trigger people.

Sup Forums is a board of peace

just a prank bro

Much of it was just shitposting but not when I was posting liberal (progressive) views. I unironically support politicians like Bernie Sanders and Green parties.

>This triggers the Sup Forums

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED