Why Americans suck at football (soccer)?

Why Americans suck at football (soccer)?

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Soccer is a girl sport

Kys wh*te devil

Because they are fat

This.

We will in the World Cup in our life time. Trust me.

But yeah, we have our own sport of Football which is way better. And we play every other sport, not to mention we dominate the olympics.

because literally only faggots play it. Real athletes play handegg, rounders, or are basketball-americans

Have to give Amerifats points for sticking to their shit """"sports"""" and insane gun laws despite literally 0.000000% of the world following suit

This

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American football is just radicalized, sponsor friendly, ad bombarment non-sense rugby
The good part is you don't need a long attention spam

probably hispanic are playing soccer
they will become decent in few decades

lol ok puss boy. i grew up playing a man sport while you europoors kicked around a ball and frolicked in fields.

Terrible infrastructure and culture
They're terrible at developing players, although I can't say we're much better

Its actually got some complicated strategy and relies on real time play changes that depend totally on the skill of the team captain (usually the quarterback)

The average viewer however doesn't see any of this and only cares about scoring plays and complains when the teams aren't being aggressive and reckless.

>football
>foot
>99,99% of the game is played using the hands
>ball
>that thing is not even a ball

god bless koth

we got the name from rugby football, which is also played with an egg.

>Brazil
>defending poverty ball
Like pottery

Because yall suck at football (baseball)

yo pekka ur boy came back yesterday

Because playing the football with the foot is too difficult for murricans

no but seriously the answer is and i know europeans don't like the truth but it is the least popular "major" sport here so barely any people play it or have any interest in it

mexicans play it much more than anybody here

>american """football"""
>helmets
>Shoulder pads
>thigh pads
>knee pads
>Jockstrap

yeah, soccer is a girl sport

Soccer is for little girls and brown people that are four feet tall

>lol
This is the result of playing a "mans" sport hitting your head for years

NIP BURN!
Kkk

Football is a meme sport, its garbage.
Fuck off Turdskin.