TORONTO BLUE JAYS @ NEW YORK YANKEES

Stroman vs. Tanaka

TORONTO

1. Jose Bautista (R) RF
2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B
3. Justin Smoak (S) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Steve Pearce (R) LF
6. Ezequiel Carrera (L) CF
7. Darwin Barney (R) 2B
8. Ryan Goins (L) SS
9. Luke Maile (R) C

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) CF
2. Aaron Judge (R) RF
3. Gary Sanchez (R) C
4. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
5. Chase Headley (S) 3B
6. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) DH
7. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B
8. Chris Carter (R) 1B
9. Clint Frazier (R) LF

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T H I C K

T H I C C

>how will Judge fuck up the ASG?

By fuck up, do you mean destroy?

>Sanchez and Judge in the HR Derby
Pretty excited desu

Stroman is my boy, but go YANKS!

Meredith looking mad fat right now.

I'm genuinely angry betances is an all star

Same. I can't think of someone on the Yankees a hate more. Not even Carter, because he's performing exactly as he's expected to.

I'm at the game. What should I do?

i hope after this season rogers blows up the team and trades everyone

Buy me one of those 4th of July hats and send it to me. Fitted please, I wear 7 3/8

scream "a fucking leaf!" loud so we can hear it on tv

Get a picture with Marlins Man if he is there.

>It's a Kay, Coney, and Paulie episode
Find a better broadcast team
Pro-tip: you can't

what are you wearing, i'll keep an eye out on tv

I like when kay jinxes the other team

I don't think you'll be able to see him.

damn how much were those seats?

Remind Maile that this is his last game in the MLB and he is statistically the second worst hitter since before WWII

He's the guy with the Yankees hat

>Subtract Kay
>Add Joe Morgan

>Beisbol is impressed
Seats must cost a fortune

Kay is based
Fuck the haters

>Headley batting 5th
wew

>binder.exe has crashed

>stroshit

Thank goodness headley is batting clean up

Sad thing is, 3 moths ago this comment wouldn't have been deemed sarcastic

>Headley can't hit the ball
>But the ball can hit him
Really makes you think

>tfw you wake up, Smoak is an all star and the Jays are losing again

>run scored
Game over boys see you tomorrow

Wew lad

Scoring runs hasn't been the Yankees problem this cold streak. The pitching will try to hand the Blue Jays this game at some point.

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like 200$ for the people asking

I actually have 4 seats, 2 for me 2 for my dad

I'm wearing a real Madrid Jersey with a Yankees throw over on in , I've been yelling at Carter all game

yankees.com / vote and spam it

>Headley and Ellsbury have the two RBIs today
Is the world ending?

That's it? I can afford to sit there

It's ok they don't want the game your pitchers can keep it

>I actually have 4 seats, 2 for me 2 for my dad
que

>On January 9, 2015, Stroman completed the legal process for trademarking "Height Doesn't Measure Heart" and "HDMH"

Why is MLB allowing manlet pride?

It's super easy when they get two walked-in runs.

Now if they were actually doing something to get RBIs, I'd be impressed.

>The American team's MVP from the WBC plays for the Canadian MLB team

What the hell is this shit?

to put shit on

Americans are pretty fat desu

>americans

Wow, thanks! That's really thoughtful

if you think about it playing in TO is closer to home for him than playing in LA or something

Damn he's skinny. Do you know what his diet is?

why are you bringing so much shit to the ballpark that you need another seat

Trademarking something so generic should be illegal

SS+GOMAD

You Blue Jays fags are alright. Much better than 2015.

You mean last year?

Time flies

>Implying last year was even close to as bad as 2015 was

Casuals didn't even get a chance to get on board this season

I think it was worse last year

Yeah, they are a lot better than before. This thread is tolerable

>Casuals didn't even get a chance to get on board this season

>pessimist vs. optimist circle jerks
>Canadian shitposters from /hoc/ shitposting and spamming in every single Yankee gamethread, regardless of who the Yankees were playing
You're right, 2016 was much worse.

Why is Sanchez going to the derby? Should be Carter.

Carter will strikeout, and Frazier will homer for his bronx debut

>American patch on the Jays jerseys
>no Canadian patch on Yankees jerseys

So much for being Canada's team.

>Murriburger League

Sorry ;_;

fucking nostalgiafags it was only bad because (sean) shitposted during those years but he always goes back into hiding during slumps

What the hell was that redneck shit?

fraziers bat speed is ridiculous

I missed it. How many HR's has Carter hit so far?

This add to it people LARPing as him

>clint's gf accepted my instagram request

Not at hot as I thought

Are you referring to the 2015 shitposting? You're delusional if you think that was only Sean.

On a slightly related note, wasn't it a bannable offense at one time to accuse someone of being Sean? I think /mlb/ needs that with DG.

He's doing pretty well for himself considering how ugly he is

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Hey Sean.

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Is his sister the brunette in the stands? Way hotter than his gf

You should cuck him for the laff

That's his sister

That dog is cool

Why does Frazier have such an autistic smile?

I'd take his sister out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back tho

She looks out of place in that family. Seems like a lot of makeup though

Kind of mean imo

Good hustle Groins

Carter is worse in real life

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Neither of those kids look like they belong there. I think Clint's dad might be a C***k

>.115 avg

Looks like a caveman swinging a garden hose out there.

>Blaming the pitcher after that shitty ass throw

not bad... not fuckin bad

R8 her ass

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>Donaldson is batting .247
Are the roids wearing off?

What would you want the Yankees to give up for Bautista?

>the blue jays score when they hit home runs
OH YOU DON'T SAY PAULY??? IMAGINE MY SHOCK

Give you Carter and Headley