Renames "ministry of defense" to "ministry of the armies"

>renames "ministry of defense" to "ministry of the armies"
>autoproclaims himself "chief of the secret services"
>bans all the press that's not under control
>puts everyone on a watchlist
>makes martial law permanent and enacts a patriot act
>dissociates from the USA and acts very friendly to Putin
>refuses to give interviews since "his thinking is too complex"
>produces USSR-tier propaganda clips where he's called "the saviour"
>says "france needs a king"
>says poor people "are nothing"
>cuts welfare
>cuts social security
>allows niggers to be overworked
>allows niggers to be underpaid
>allows niggers to be fired easily
>now he makes a racist joke about dead refugees

wew this is the first time in my life i am happily surprised by french politics

is he /ourguy/ lads ? he's much more right wing and authoritarian than marine could ever have been
in comparison marine was a communist who wanted more welfare, less work hours and free the palestine, this is much better, did those stupid leftists elect by mistake the dictator we wanted ? ahahaha i think they did kek

this guy is obviously on such a power trip, i'm loving him more and more every day, i'm actually glad we elected this insane megalomaniac since you don't know what to expect with him, maybe he'll even nuke somebody at some point, personally i hope he starts the world war 3 lmao

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I'm gonna need sources on all that shit you claim

Grow up

ovo dbi

youtube.com/watch?v=4-7njjII9Kg
i found those facts on e&r, it's a vid of some """""far right"""" guy who i'm not even sure is white, complaining that a french president finally has balls

stay mad mehmet

>/ourguy/
>>Sup Forums

If only

Should I read his book to practice French?

le edgy

wew lad, you really think a globalist tool is /ourguy/? You got it all wrong.

>this guy is obviously on such a power trip, i'm loving him more and more every day, i'm actually glad we elected this insane megalomaniac since you don't know what to expect with him, maybe he'll even nuke somebody at some point, personally i hope he starts the world war 3 lmao

You fucking reek of immaturity you angsty underage

i think he made it clear hes planning to make france competitive in the new globalised world

and a welfare system is detrimental to that

Why is he trying to suck trumps dick all of a sudden?

Is he like some secret patriot? Is he /ourguy/?

So why were all the left-cucks cheering him as some savior then? Just because he beat palin?

yeah pretty much, they were seduced by his young and dynamic image but had no idea what they were voting for for the most part

In 2013 our King said our welfare state has ended.
And what happens in the Netherlands, always happens in the rest of the west a little while later.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423751/Dutch-King-Willem-Alexander-declares-welfare-state-20th-century-over.html

It's so easy to fool them.

Merkel also said multiculturalism won't work. But all these leaders say one thing and do the opposite.

It's the EU that keeps the nations from doing what they want. There are rules regarding the common borders, regulations about tax competition, regulations about our safety nets and so on. They pretend they don't exist, but they do.

Is there a final solution?

how can a man be so based‽

All politics and current events belong on Sup Forums.

Well, the EU needs to change. I think everyone knows that. And I expect that to happen.

But the only options are full federalization or no EU at all. All options in between don't seem to work. Because if you stick to just an economic union you need a central bank with authority over the budgets of countries. And you get unfair competition in all kinds of fields.

So they will probably now push for full federalization. And hopefully, full democratization comes with it. The only alternative is getting out of the EU.

Because there are countless problems with the current European democracy.
The EU shuns critical journalists, who need to keep politicians in check.
Politicians don't visit debates because they are too busy traveling between two locations (Strassburg and Brussels).
The European parliament cannot propose laws.
The EU parliament does not choose the European Commission (the de facto government).
You cannot vote for European parties or politicians, but only for (second rate) national politicians.
And so on.

we just don't know

So now some unknown people in an ivory tower are in charge, you can vote for people who have no power, who are pre-occupied defending the national interest of their own little part of the EU and no journalists who can ask critical questions. So European politicians just keep each other in an endless deadlock and nobody can do a thing about it.

is this real or a ruse?

electing literal fascist

wp france, enjoy your Caligula

RADICAL CENTRISM

That's real, check google.

FOR THE MACRON! STROGG! STROGG!

what kind of a madman decrees himself a 'Jupiterian' president

holy shit you guys might be in for a hell of a ride

Just give a war already. I want to drown the continent with the blood of people. French, Germans, even Poles - it doesn't matter. The earth is hungry and it's been way too long since the last war. Let the best prepared survive. Let the fittest survive as it always was, with eternal laws of nature. I want to kill our enemies strongest warriors and make their mothers weep. Then rape and impregnate their mothers to make even stronger warriors. If I'm strong enough and worthy, my plan will work.

Just give us the war.

>let the fittest survive
You mean the fat old men that get rich while sending cucks like you to the slaughter? Save us all the time and just kill yourself.

>tfw Micron was /ourguy/ all along

This isn't being based, this is regular narcissism
Not unexpected out of a geriatrophile

fucking this

Initially I thought he was just another weedman, but now he seems to be much worse. For all his very numerous failings, at least weedman is actually relatively "normal" (both in terms of personality and policy). Macron now seems completely and utterly insane though.

Well, I don't like him, but being narcissistic is not a bad thing.

this is nothing new

wasn't it mitterand who dressed like the sun king and larped around versailles? just french president things.

Maybe he just wants France to be the leader of the free world

I laughed when Macron said few days ago for the new TGV system

"In a train station, you meet people who are successful and others who are nothing"

>nothing

He is the fucking president of all the french and he says this

I kind of like it though.

I mean it's pretty refreshing to hear "I want to rule like a Roman god" from a politician. It might not mean great things for France but the dude understands the national character and what the French want from their leaders.

Rev up that Grande Armée, I sure am hungry.

>is he /ourguy/ lads ? he's much more right wing and authoritarian than marine could ever have been
being a serf to bankers is not what you think it will be

>France elected Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

i am intrigued and mildly aroused

He can adopt as many vestments and superficial trappings of a strong national leader all he wants, but it doesn't change the fact that he's a dime-a-dozen generic neoliberal who will sell out France to the European federalists and yet won't even lift a finger to make Paris a European city again.

That said people here tend to ignore that LePen, although probably a more effective solution to France's short-term problems, was pretty much a gommie.

>Are you saying this is part and parcel?
>Of course I'm not Britain, don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell.
>YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH

>of the free world

of the WORLD

>of all the french

#notmypresident

I hope he makes showering daily legal too

>Sup Forums was this slow to catch up Macrons game
Nigget hasn't been pretending to be weedman since he got elected, he's a Europe(france) first, trump lite with smarter pr.

>"i want to have a word for those for voted for mrs. le pen"
>booooo
>"do not boo them"
>"they expressed anger, disarray, sometimes conviction, i respect them"
>"i will make it so they have no reason to vote FN"
was he trying to send us a message

Macron is just kind of tsundere, tb h

Paris is white as fuck, it's the rest of the country that has to be fixed, and the suburbs nuked

>it's the rest of the country

We're doing fine, no worries.

...

>France is an authoritarian, communitarian hellhole
Why are you acting like this is a new development?

>in comparison marine was a communist who wanted more welfare, less work hours and free the palestine
everyone knew this except for stupid leftist. marine was very socialist.

this is all bullshit
bait post

weedman is just a chad. This is like a combination of weedman and trump

This is all true
you can seach on google for the facts. Althought many are recents so the results will be in french obviously

youtube.com/watch?v=jrgKbiXl4G8

>his country isn't led by a guy who fancies himself a roman god
do you even live in real countries lmao

>king looey the eke eye vee in versaiyz

stopped watching there

>XVI
>eks aj vi

Lol I did not notice that he pronounced ekx aye vee

Do you guys want to know the single most hilarious part about Macron being an authoritarian right-wing figure and Marine Le Pen actually being a socialist?

Jean-Luc Mélenchon (basically the French version of Bernie Sanders) actually called for people to vote for Macron in the second round. It shows just how shallow, hypocritical and short-sighted leftists truly are: they literally voted for a right-winger over a left-winger (in terms of actual policy), and their ONLY reason for doing so was to avoid offending muslims. That's literally the only fucking reason. Islam. Leftists (especially far-leftists) care more about islam than they do about having an actual left-wing government.

Isn't Macron fairly defensive of laicité, though? I know his media image is that he wants to let in lots of Muslims, but when they get in, he wants to prohibit them from practicing Islam.

>prohibit them from practicing Islam.
that's not the definition of laicité

Whenever a French person says "laicité", odds are it's just a buzzword which means "I'm a republican at heart which means we mustn't define ourselves as a Christian nation and we must allow muslims to live how they please". The most they do is shit like the burkini ban, which changes practically nothing IRL.

well i'm sorry i voted fn i don't like them but that just didn't happen

since mélenchon is actually competent at his job, he just said "everyone will do what he will"
which earned him a lot of criticism

also it's more his moderate voterbase which voted macron actually, the far-left voters started rioting and claiming "ni patrie ni patron" (no fatherland no CEO)

There is a reason leftypol is so fucking angry all the time.

>Whenever a French person says "laicité", odds are it's just a buzzword
You're very wrong. When a politician says "laicité", at least, it means treating a person as mentally ill because they're a Jehovah's Witness, or banning girls from school because they want to cover their hair.

Wait so why did he want to sanction Poland and Hungary for not accepting the quota while simultaneously proclaiming himself a god-king and being in favour of preventing the practice of Islam?

>Some welfare promises is leftism, literally mao
Why is/int/ so dumb

>cutting welfare
>cuts social security

I'm starting to like Macron

>bans all the press that's not under control
>is he /ourguy/ lads
What's up with Sup Forumsturds and the bootlicking?

They'd all be the 1% controlling the media and banks and would never get drafted if it only wasn't for those damn welfare leeches

Sup Forums and a lot of people on websites such as this who aren't necessarily Sup Forums favors the right.

You know how autistic children can't tolerate mixing their vegetables on the plate? That's Sup Forumsyps and free opinions.

imagine your town is full of niggers, wouldn't you like to send them to the neighbour town instead

t. economist reader

I'd rather send them to the oven

To add to this, imagine that they don't assimilate into the local culture, they cause crime, and start raping women at music festivals and boys at pools.

tbf journalists are scum i am happy to see them get fucked for once
don't pretend they had any """free opinions""" they were terrible, the new journalists can't be any worse

Genocide is rather outdated. Sending weapons to the Middle East to destabilize the region and have them bomb each other is currently in fashion

>to smart for the media

>>renames "ministry of defense" to "ministry of the armies"
>>autoproclaims himself "chief of the secret services"
>>bans all the press that's not under control
>>puts everyone on a watchlist
>>makes martial law permanent and enacts a patriot act
>>dissociates from the USA and acts very friendly to Putin
>>refuses to give interviews since "his thinking is too complex"
>>produces USSR-tier propaganda clips where he's called "the saviour"
>>says "france needs a king"
>>says poor people "are nothing"
>>cuts welfare
>>cuts social security
>>allows niggers to be overworked
>>allows niggers to be underpaid
>>allows niggers to be fired easily
>>now he makes a racist joke about dead refugees

...

What's his end game?

he'd be out of office in a week if he said that shit here Tbh

God bless the French love of tyrants

This.

The French aren't like Anglos, they love tyrants. Napoleon, Louis the 14th, Robespierre, Napoleon III, De Gaulle the list goes on.

>now he makes a racist joke about dead refugees

tell me more

>>allows niggers to be overworked
>>allows niggers to be underpaid
>>allows niggers to be fired easily


Is this fomr those worker laws? What do they entail?

find cultural differences fascinating Tbh

in Australia, the worst thing you could possibly do is act like you're better than anyone, even some dole bludger that spends all day sniffing petrol. People fucking despise that more than anything else. One of the more popular Prime Ministers we had literally got voted in because he swore and held a world record in sculling beer

this is true actually

you get guys who were corporate lawyers (Howard), Oxford scholars (Turnbull and Abbott), and Mandarin-speaking diplomats (Rudd) trying to sound as rough and 'normal bloke' as possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=2LjE9I3Cp-U
never forget

probably the weirdest example was Keating, who was actually from a poorfag western Sydney family but became quite posh over the course of his career (no interest in sports, loved opera etc.)

There's not a good thing on your list expect being friendly to Putin. I don't think being friendly can be bad. But for instance making jokes about dead people is bad. Deporting """refugees""" is good, but death isn't funny. I hope OP doesn't tell the truth about Macron.

Yeah right and Trudeau praises Hitler and hates Islamoniggers...

he has the intelligence of weedman's father.

trudeau is just a guy following his dad's footstep, who was by and large a saavy, intelligent guy who gave zero fucks what people thought about him and did things out of his own beliefs.

trudeau on the otherhand is naive and follows what those around him tell him to think and believe, e.g. his campaign was built by his advisors.

Laicite is freedom of religion / secularism.

You can be muslim but that doesn't protect Islam from criticism.