Icelanders have never seen a tree in their entire life

>Icelanders have never seen a tree in their entire life

>Americans have never seen a skinny person in their entire life

there is a forest there

>Brazilians have never seen a white person in their entire life

>americans have never seen an uncut johnson.

I have never seen a gun in my entire life

>swedes have never seen heterosexual sex

there are plenty of trees and forests in iceland, you know...

>mexicans have never seen a greencard

not that special

You don't have military men patrolling city streets? I thought that was normal now.

They use dragon dildos.

Come on, we both know these are Nordcucks, what else can they use

>Singaporeans have never chewed gum

>americans have never inserted a kinder surprise in their ass

El Salvadorians will never take over central america

only in france

>swedes have never seen a vagina

yay we're special now

>most Sup Forums never seen an olive tree irl

I make my own olives

i've put my dick in several

>"I really really like women" -Sweden

Er du nu også militærnægter?

I wasn't talking about pussies (male)

never touched one of those

> americans have never seen their own pee-pee

that was not my own obv

Jeg trak frinummer og blev afvist da jeg sogte ind som frivillig fordi der var fyldt op på alle kaserner.

>americans have never eaten vegetables or fruits in their entire life

There are alot of trees on Iceland. What are you talking about? Have you even been there?

Um no, Pizza is a vegetable and Americans eat domino's all the time just like back in the old country.

>some guys here never seen a nude woman

Like they need one.

Like you love woman with those nice flags

Nigga porno-socialization is something you go through at the age of 12.

thats 2D, dosent count

Me neither

? I found pornhub YEARS before I found sad panda.

>non icelanders have never experienced íslenzkt baggTM

...

why are you still awake?

>I have never seen a dick (hard) irl

>Icelanders have never seen a Muslim in their entire life

lucky bastards.

How does a tunisian see a naked woman? are you married?

I have never seen a vagina in my entire life.

It' 5 am here, and it's my 26th birthday. I don't have any plans for today.

literally just get a hooker

Sex with a condom with a hooker is hardly sex

And this is strange because they hate trees

>condom
Be brave.

>his country is arid shithole with sub-70% forest

In California we do.

Not since January 20.

Saturday

...

>UK has less than 15% forests
Just a tragedy. It would be like the Pacific Northwest if they got their shit together.

I've seen my mom nude, I would shower with her.

>tfw never seen an ocean (except for flying over a plane but that doesn't count)

Good joke buddy

Why Not Iceland? by Rev. Francis E. Clark

It's mostly rolling hills

I've never seen the palm tree in my whole life.

Jokes on you
I've seen my mum's puss puss

Don't Russians all sleep in the same bed until the children are teens? I've noticed milf sex is popular in Rossiya.

Yes, but I'm thinking about the trees. Both areas have an oceanic climate and Ireland would look a hell of a lot better if they had trees again.

They take a boat ride to Sicily or Malta

"""Forests"""

wtf uruguay

Happy birthday user-kun

Burgers have never seen a foreskin

>I will never see a naked woman

There are forests in Western Sahara?

Only in Commieblocks.

>Hooker
>no condom
They'll literally kick you out and never offer service to you again, unless they are the nastiest street whore ever.

Found the only Canadian who hasn't been to Varadero

Ive never seen a negro in my entire life.

Y-you too...