BRITBONGS GETTIN' BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
GET IN HERE - WE'RE DUMPING TEA AND WINNING 1776-0 RIGHT NOW
BRITBONGS GETTIN' BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
GET IN HERE - WE'RE DUMPING TEA AND WINNING 1776-0 RIGHT NOW
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Meh, México is still better than you.
>mfw this thread pushed a divegrass thread into the archives
God bless America
YOU WANNA GO MEXICO JR?
I'LL CRUSH YOUR FAVELA
Happy birthday America
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>MFW DIVEGRASS JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Thanks Finland
HE'S ACTUALLY CROSSING THE DELAWARE
THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND
GOAT
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LATE NIGHT COMEBACK!
THEY SAY WE WERE DOWN TOO MUCH TO RALLY!!!!!
WASHINGTON = GOAT!!!!!
LGTSS
>the state of Washington
Its been said the penos mightier tham the sword, is this true?
>1776
there are pubs here older than that lol
also reported for off topic
Have those pubs landed on the moon?
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Your teeth look older than that.
same here desu. how does it feel to know that one of your kids accomplished much more in 1000
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>america on the moon
How has a meme lasted this long?
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>meme
>"""people""" ACTUALLY believe the US faked six Moon landings (and one near-critical failure)
IT'S BEEN 60 YEARS AND NO ONE ELSE HAS DONE IT
IT'S BEEN 60 DAYS AND YOU HAVE A NEW GOVERNMENT
Happy Independence Day my brown friends!
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SEETHING
Go America
funny how:
>mexico only cares about soccer, and it still sucks at it.
>Soccer is murica's #8 most popular sport. Mexico still worse than murica at soccer.
really scrambles the huevos
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WE ARE OBJECTIVELY THE STRONGEST, RICHEST, AND BEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE FUCKING WORLD
Go get blown up in another terror attack Nigel
GLORIOUS!!!!!
>mfw England is still mad we broke away and became 100000 times better than them
>englel
not in history by a long shot but the XX century was definitely yours XXI will be a whole different story if nothing changes
god bless your country, oldest ally
Hmmm this post really makes me think. Especially considering that you're more likely to die in America from an Islamic terror attack than the UK. Even more so if you visit gay night clubs, which is bad news for you.
>not in history
thanks for taking millions of Germans and also some of my relatives as migrants
unlike the mudshit and slavshits who hate us even though we accepted millions of their kind into our county in the last couple of decades I am able to appreciate this kind act of generousity from your side, even though you could have easily stayed out of both world wars
>oldest ally
Bitch englel had like 40 attacks in June not to mention MUH APARTMENT COMPLEX. We dont have terror attacks in the USA
>what is 9/11
Wow really reaching back into the annals of history there idiot
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>he thinks that's offensive
thank you for the well-wishing!
Yes... good thing im not a Black protestant in South Carolina otherwise I may have been in danger that one time
Fake and gay, clearly not taking the wall and blackxit into account
God bless America, the last defenders of civilization
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TIMELINE OF AMERICA
>They will never survive the winter at JamesTown
>they will never protest these taxes
>they will never get all 13 colonies to agree on anything
>they will never storm merchant ships and dump the tea into the harbor
>they will never declare independence
>America will never beat the British
>They will never recover from having that turncoat Benedict Arnold betray them
>they will never resolve their federalist vs anti federalist views on government
>they will never recover from the 1812 invasion
>they will never come back from this civil war
>losing Lincoln is the last straw, union is finished
>They will never have authority after this impeachment
>Surely the west will never be won
>they can't build a railroad across the entire continent
>they will never be able to defend their hemisphere from European spheres of influence
>they will never make a stand and enter a world war
>the 3rd Division will never stand fast at the Marne and hold the line
>they will never help turn the tide and beat the Germans
>they can't just declare themselves the moral authority and reform the laws of war
>this depression isn't something anyone can recover from
>they can't come back from Pearl Harbor
>they will never storm the beaches of Normandy and begin the march to Berlin
>they can't split the atom
>they won't push the commies back north in the Korean Peninsula
>they will never land at Inchon and reverse the tide
>they can't go to outter space
>THERE IS NO WAY THEY ARE SENDING MEN TO THE MOON, NOT EVER AND SURELY NOT BEFORE THIS DECADE IS OUT
>they can't come back from Nixon
>they can't recover from this oil crisis
>they won't rebuild following 9/11
>they can't kill Bin Ladin
>they won't elect the God Emperor Donald Trump
>they won't form a Military Space Corps
------YOU ARE HERE------
>They will never build the wall
>they won't land men on mars
>they can't build a permanent moon base
>they can't have a great Martian Economy than the EU
>they can't colonize the universe
America is a two (2) time world war MVP, stay mad
Americans can never actually explain why their country is "the greatest ever" other than a handful of people going to the moon 60 years ago. The standard of living, health, education is absolutely shit compared to a bunch of countries. The crime rate is obscene. The political system is one of the most bureacatric and callous on earth. It's a country that has caused untold destruction to other nations. Americans are conditioned to believe they have "freedom", yet they live in a country where some adults aren't allowed to drink, where walking across a road whilst not a designated crossing section can get them arrested. They have entire cities that are no-go zones. They're bound to a corrupt two-party political system, the candidates of which both always answer to the same five banking groups on Wall Street. Imagine living in a country where an ambulance costs you $2000. Third-world tier.
savage
No problem, Juan.
>The standard of living, health, education is absolutely shit compared to a bunch of countries
Damn, this makes me proud to be an American
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M8 Englel is really an Orwellian nightmare, you are ALWAYS on a CCTV feed under survaliance and can get arrested for an internet post because its a thought crime. London used to be the greatest city in the world now its under Islamic law in places and its Muslim mayor writes off terrorist attacks because "its just what happens in big cities" what a joke, the sun has indeed set on your short lived empire
We invented: The telephone, the transistor, the internet, the space shuttle, carbon fiber, freedom, the computer chip, nuclear power, the atom bomb, anime as a result of using it, the car, airplanes everything you like about modern life
We went to the moon
We eradicated polio and smallpox
We have 5% of the worlds population and pretty much all the accomplishments in human history since our founding
get fukt britain, all you did was fuckup africa and let the nazis and russians fuck up russian constantly
Best thread on Sup Forums in awhile
Man the fucking stations though, Jannies are loose
Dont ever crash me or my sons plane ever again
you also invented indoctrination, which in turn made you type this tripe
English American here - America is the greatest country on earth.
Join us.
>leaving out sienfeld and rocky iv
>oldest ally
>really scrambles the huevos
kek
America didn't do half of that shit.
>God Emperor
Cringe
America also invented repeating digits
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>we
SEETHING
Looks like we got another retarded yuro who thinks the moon doesnt exist
> Forgot to mention jazz and Robert Frost
Otherwise good post
implying he isnt a hero
Its a beautiful day here in the capitol of the United States
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America literally invented moder music with the Blues then faggy yuros like Clapton and Robert Plant tried to steal it
>Shooting up a church
No
>They have entire cities that are no-go zones.
100% false
even areas in Detroit are still higher standard of living than 95% of the world
and don't get me started on White Brits having to go to jail for fucking facebook posts, top kek
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> so much truth in one post
Happy July 4th For all Americans And
All fans of The MLS And Soccer In USA
>Killing entitled nignogs
Yes
>I believe Sup Forums memes
alright Sup Forumsreddit
STAY MAD
COURAGE KEEPS US FREE
I ALSO FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG
Has free speech gone too far?
Is the captcha for selecting apartment buildins on fire if you are posting in England?
>8 years
kek
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post your face when born american
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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what part of the US are you from lads?
i'm from Haarlem
>post your face when born american
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Arizona to Ohio
God bless you fellow burgers :' )