But when Ronaldo comes out of the closet, his popularity will skyrocket.
He will become the greatest gay icon in the history of the world.
Closet fags will come out and the world will literally progress 100s of years.
Wars in the middle east will cease.
Literally Ronaldo coming out will save the world.
Brody Martin
At least 50% of his core base are muslims in North Africa and the Middle East.
Ethan Diaz
hes not gay hes just autistic he doesnt realize how gay he acts because he has no reference points for normality
Connor Reyes
Messi is the autist. Ronaldo is the gay.
Grayson Perry
Someone is feeding him with estrogen secretly right or is water that shit in Europe?
Estrogen levels off the fucking roof, especially for an active person.
Kevin Howard
nah he just uses make-up
Brody White
Nope, Ive been studying this shit for years and he's very high estrogen.
Alexander Sanchez
>my dad works for nintendo lmao @ u, who do you think you are kidding chum(p)
James Clark
Imagine all the Muzzie butthurt if he comes out of the closet. top lel
Easton Peterson
He can singlehandedly progress the Muslim religion 1000 years.
Hudson Harris
Memes apart, there is literally no proof that he's gay
James Sanchez
Is that his "and so he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" face?
Lincoln Scott
>yfw they all follow him and come out in their droves
Oliver Phillips
Ronaldo is an egotist above all. His love of himself over rides sexuality.
Landon Harris
Then he'll cause Islam to disappear overnight.
Liam Richardson
Cristiano as the reincarnation of Stirner confirmed?
Charles Sanders
Little column a little column b
Adam Howard
A lot of column a and a lot of column b.
Jaxon Edwards
Why is the picture with the black dude on the boat when Ronaldo grabs a handful of cock just disregarded?
Anthony Flores
>implying he doesn't frequently enter a Union of Egoists with his Moroccan lover
Ayden Bennett
(Toi).
Blake Clark
while you're posting on Sup Forums he is studying the blade
Christopher Scott
But he needs to come out before retirement. After retirement it'll only prove his cowardness.
Levi Morgan
holy shit, does he have cancer or smth?
Isaiah Ortiz
You know he is by not fugging any women and having test tube babbys
Samuel Rodriguez
Further proof of how Cristiano is the GOAT
Andrew Gray
Nope. But gay sex changes your mentally and physically. I know a guy that came out in grade 12 and he was ridiculously good looking. He's had at least 10 bfs since then and atm looks like shit. Men aren't meant to have dicks in their ass.
Jaxson Clark
What the fuck is up with all these closet gays on Sup Forums wishing Tsunaldo is gay? Literally obsessed
Evan Rodriguez
Ironic you say this because everytime my mom watches some shit show occuring in Australia, i see the biggest amount of high estrogen people.
Pro tip : fat cells produce estrogen
Nolan Morgan
spoo is unironically more obsessed with tsu than the portuguese are
Tyler Jackson
This. A lot of cancers are promoted by estrogen and so cancerous or not, the look is the same as being estrogenic. You're seeing the same thing as me, it's just a slightly different perspective.
Thomas Ortiz
Actually estrogen makes you look attractive at first but accelerates aging so dick in ass or not, it would have happened. Basically what happens to women, especially the slutty ones. Not because of the sex itself, its just a mere reflection of the unquenchable sex drive given by estrogen.
Angel Baker
> the world will literally progress 100s of years. Why do you consider an increase in sodomy "progress"?
Ryan Diaz
Dude ancient Greeks fucked each other in the ass all the time and they were light years ahead of every one else.
Chase Jenkins
I know that look, it's when you realize you got the gay.
Xavier Taylor
Where have you seen it before Greekbro?
Aaron Miller
>Closet fags will come out and the world will literally progress 100s of years. This is what leafs actually believe