You joke now Sup Forums

You joke now Sup Forums.

But when Ronaldo comes out of the closet, his popularity will skyrocket.

He will become the greatest gay icon in the history of the world.

Closet fags will come out and the world will literally progress 100s of years.

Wars in the middle east will cease.

Literally Ronaldo coming out will save the world.

At least 50% of his core base are muslims in North Africa and the Middle East.

hes not gay hes just autistic
he doesnt realize how gay he acts because he has no reference points for normality

Messi is the autist.
Ronaldo is the gay.

Someone is feeding him with estrogen secretly right or is water that shit in Europe?

Estrogen levels off the fucking roof, especially for an active person.

nah he just uses make-up

Nope, Ive been studying this shit for years and he's very high estrogen.

>my dad works for nintendo
lmao @ u, who do you think you are kidding chum(p)

Imagine all the Muzzie butthurt if he comes out of the closet.
top lel

He can singlehandedly progress the Muslim religion 1000 years.

Memes apart, there is literally no proof that he's gay

Is that his "and so he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" face?

>yfw they all follow him and come out in their droves

Ronaldo is an egotist above all. His love of himself over rides sexuality.

Then he'll cause Islam to disappear overnight.

Cristiano as the reincarnation of Stirner confirmed?

Little column a little column b

A lot of column a and a lot of column b.

Why is the picture with the black dude on the boat when Ronaldo grabs a handful of cock just disregarded?

>implying he doesn't frequently enter a Union of Egoists with his Moroccan lover

(Toi).

while you're posting on Sup Forums he is studying the blade

But he needs to come out before retirement. After retirement it'll only prove his cowardness.

holy shit, does he have cancer or smth?

You know he is by not fugging any women and having test tube babbys

Further proof of how Cristiano is the GOAT

Nope. But gay sex changes your mentally and physically. I know a guy that came out in grade 12 and he was ridiculously good looking. He's had at least 10 bfs since then and atm looks like shit. Men aren't meant to have dicks in their ass.

What the fuck is up with all these closet gays on Sup Forums wishing Tsunaldo is gay? Literally obsessed

Ironic you say this because everytime my mom watches some shit show occuring in Australia, i see the biggest amount of high estrogen people.

Pro tip : fat cells produce estrogen

spoo is unironically more obsessed with tsu than the portuguese are

This. A lot of cancers are promoted by estrogen and so cancerous or not, the look is the same as being estrogenic. You're seeing the same thing as me, it's just a slightly different perspective.

Actually estrogen makes you look attractive at first but accelerates aging so dick in ass or not, it would have happened. Basically what happens to women, especially the slutty ones. Not because of the sex itself, its just a mere reflection of the unquenchable sex drive given by estrogen.

> the world will literally progress 100s of years.
Why do you consider an increase in sodomy "progress"?

Dude ancient Greeks fucked each other in the ass all the time and they were light years ahead of every one else.

I know that look, it's when you realize you got the gay.

Where have you seen it before Greekbro?

>Closet fags will come out and the world will literally progress 100s of years.
This is what leafs actually believe