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/hoc/ 4th of July edition
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She's just big boned
how'd she get in?
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down the chimney
>rags
jesse puljujarvi
The Bruins will unironically win the cup next year. Mcavoy is the goat
Genius on and off ice
>The Bruins will unironically win the cup
Has there ever been a better post?
>Golden Knights trade Marcus Kruger to Canes for a 5th round pick in 2018
Why do scandi creeps like Donald Duck so much? He was always the worst cartoon character
And the worst healer
lmao donald duck and scrooge are by fat the best disney characters
>surely we'll win a cup if we trade for the hawks leftovers!
If you pay attention to Donald Duck cartoons, you'll notice that he constantly gets cucked by other superior characters, so naturally, this appeals to Scandinavians.
>finns
>scandi
nyet
>Devils that low
someone didn't get the memo
>it's americans have to self insert with everything episode
you know it's not real life right? It's the same with movies, you guys always have to self-insert.
Still no defense
i read donald duck comics as a kid for scrooge, and other characters
donald himself was a bit boring
The Carolina Blackhawks strike again.
mickey mouse is by far the worst and most boring
Finland doesnt exist. It's just small towns of Eastern Sweden, Western Russia and Northern Estonia.
Laine is Elite linesmate babby.
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It's escapism, wouldn't you want to escape your life as an american?
Ancient finnish kings almost conquered whole europe. So actually Sweden, Estonia, And some part of Russia belongs to finland.
>Lundshit
Because he was a downtrodden poor sob like us: his nephews were shit, Daisy is a whore and he had no regular job.
Reading Donald Duck comics was a necessary preparation for my adulthood
QUICK RUNDOWN
>"country" shaped like a fish
>fish have fins
>theres no land there its 99% water used by russia and japan for fishing
>call it finland as a joke
t. Living in the past guy
Almost makes you feel bad for the janitor
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That brown sign says "ukkometo alberta"
What that suppose to mean?
When Kovalchuk lands in Akron, will he mesh well with Tortallini?
*Blocks your path
well, don't you speak finnish?
isn't Kruger worth a little more than a fifth-rounder?
A Finn will win
>Art Ross
>Hart Memorial
>Ted Lindsay
>Rocket Richard
But one will not lift the Stan Lee
t. Future guy giving you a lil taste of the 2018 season.
Happy 4th of July Amerifriends
I don't understand why it says ukkometso. Good picture though
well what does ukkometo mean in finnish?
Donald Duck is an American cartoon faggot, create your own shit, stop stealing.
Ukkometso means capercaillie cock.
Pulju and Laine
That guy has a decent hairline.
You are fraud news. Sad.
I like how he just slammed his cart against the fatass
Good eye, here is the real pic
This checks out
I don't think McPhee cares as long as he gets a pick, since he's essentially playing with house money.
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Why does he wear his hat like that? Its not even covering his eyes from any light.
Fashion is his true passion
>HARRYYYY POTTER...SEE WHAT IVE BECOME...I MUST LIVE OFF ANOTHER....AS A PARASITE
Back to tv
Back to pol
they built around her
Happy 4th of July
>Finland
that's oldschool pic
Finland is Sweden's buffer zone. It's always been like this.
Saved the pic in 2011, lol
Looked through some old folders
Those are pretty badass statistics desu
>Nail Yakupov with the Avalanche
WEW
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W
Which teams needs a #1 goalie the most? Thinking in the same tier as Bobbrosky/Schneider
Calgary
>unironically signed Mike Smeth
thanks noble Ally.
Genuily thought you were trolling
Wtf is Joe Sakic doing
well....its time to find out if Nail is an absolute bust or not.
He will get real top line minutes in Colorado. Instead of shoved down on the 3rd and 4th line like everywhere else.
Personally, I think he's a bust. But there is no doubt Dedmonton totally mishandled his development as they did so many others. Dedmonton sucks at developing players, they had to keep trying until finally they got one good enough that they couldn't absolutely ruin.
Even RNH would probably be a lot better than he is, if he was developed by an American team instead of Dedmonton.
>spending 875k for one year to see if a first overall unbusts himself
Not really crazy. Just gonna be funny when he has a mediocre deal and he signs a big contract that destroys a team for years to come. Sakic playing 4d chess.
Saint Donald Duck is the patron saint of the Nordics
>one way contract
he's never going to unbust
it's like buying a lottery ticket
I'm moderately interested to see if he can be a MacKinnon babby like Drouin was.
Besides his cap hit is non-existent.
Who cares? the avs are garbage, at least this gives us something to watch about them.
>unironically signing Yakupov
>the absolute fucking state of lolorado
ELITE
>go to canada
>toilet bowl is usa size
>roads are usa tier
>cars have non orange turn signal like usa
QUICK RUNDOWN
>one city is a French colony
>next city is full of people who fled there for more diversity
>wienerpeg is full of people whose ancestors date back thousands of years
>redditmonton full of degenerates who came because they couldn't pass highschool.
>vanpooper is just hipsters and chinks
Is all of the Finn bullying just projecting?
And a happy Tuesday to you. Still on summer break?
>Large countries are harder to maintain than small ones.
woaaaahhh, anymore genius insight you have for us?
>babies no longer have genders
What did they mean by this
that song sounds so lame without marching nazi sounds
are the Oilers disassembling the greatest team since Gretzky and Kurri or are they just refining it, keeping what's essential?
the greatest team is obviously Pittsburgh because they have fucking Crysby and Malkin on the same damn team.
Its the closest to Messier-Gretzky in the cap era.
That being said, Pittsburgh "fans" are annoying cunts.
I meant the greatest Oilers team since Gretzky and Kurri
Predict next season's standings, /hoc/.
Crosby Malkin AND Kessel.
Soon Duchene.
>Metro:
Pens
Islanders
Caps
>Atlantic
Leafs
Sens
Bolts
>WC:
Canes
Jackets
>Central:
Stars
Preds
Blackhawks
>Pacific
Ducks
Oilers
Flames
>WC:
Sharks
Wilds
Washington(they'll lose before the ECF again, tho)
Columbus
Pittsburgh
New York Rangers
Carolina*
New York Islanders
Philadelphia
New Jersey
Toronto
Boston
Ottawa
Tampa
Montreal
Florida
Detroit
Buffalo
Dallas
Nashville
Minnesota
Winnipeg
St.Louis*
Chicago
Colorado
Edmonton
Anaheim
Calgary
San Jose
Los Angeles
Arizona
Vancouver
*=Team makes playoffs in wildcard position.
you only listed 1 wild card for each conference, and forgot vegas.
What a fucking idiot.
M1. Washington
M2. Pittsburgh
M3. Columbus
M4. NYIslanders(WC1)
M5. Carolina(WC2)
M6. NYRangers
M7. Philadephia
M8. New Jersey
A1. Tampa Bay
A2. Toronto
A3. Montreal
A4. Boston
A5. Ottawa
A6. Buffalo
A7. Florida
A8. Detroit
C1. Minnisota (PC)
C2. Chicago
C3. Dallas
C4. Winnipeg (WC2)
C5. Nashville
C6. St.Louis
C7. Colorado
P1. Anaheim
P2. Edmonton
P3. Calgary
P4. Los Angeles (WC1)
P5. San Jose
P6. Vegas
P7. Arizona
P8. Vancouver
The Pittsburgh Penguins with 3peat as Stanley Cup Champions and Sidney Crosby will win his 3rd Conn Smythe in a row (even though Evgeni Malkin, Bill Kessel, and Matt Murray deserve it more).
they won't win shit without hainsey
>Wilds President trophy
Oh wow, what makes you think that? Genuin question
Hainsey is so fucking slow lmao. They could have won this year with ruhwedel instead of him
kek