/trans/ - penalty merchant edition

>Romelu Lukaku's representatives have suggested the 24-year-old Everton striker would prefer a move to Manchester United rather than Chelsea if he leaves Goodison Park this summer. (BBC presenter Richard Askam on Twitter)

AC Milan goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 18, is to resist approaches from Real Madrid and Paris St-Germain to sign five-year contract with the Italian club. (Gianluigidimarzio.com - in Italian)

>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is frustrated by the club's failure to add to £31m defender Victor Lindelof so far this summer and his staff were surprised at chief executive Ed Woodward flying to New Zealand to watch the British and Irish Lions' first Test last month. (Guardian)

Juventus have pleaded with left-back Alex Sandro, 26, to give them one more season and resist a £61m move to Chelsea. (London Evening Standard)

>Benjamin Mendy's move to Manchester City from Monaco looks close to conclusion after the Ligue 1 club signed the 22-year-old left-back's apparent replacement. (Manchester Evening News)

Newcastle and Watford are both interested in signing winger Kamil Grosicki, 29, who Hull are willing to sell for £9m. (Hull Daily Mail)

>Chelsea and Spain striker Diego Costa, 28, wants to leave the club in his own time, but that is holding up the Blues' move for Everton's 24-year-old Belgium forward Romelu Lukaku. (Daily Mirror)

Argentina forward Lionel Messi, 30, will sign a new Barcelona contract when he returns from his honeymoon later this month. (Goal)

>Arsenal are planning a £70m double move for Sporting Lisbon's Portugal midfielders William Carvalho, 25, and Gelson Martins, 22. (A Bola, via the Sun)

sidnt read lmao

>you now realize that Diego Costa is 28* years old

Thanks lad.

If Arse sign Carvalho, would be a great signing desu.

>William Carvalho is only 25

how young was he when he starred in Predator?

ARSE sign CARAHLO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The new vieira lad

Lads.... Lads....
>Snubchester

He's like 40 by the looks of it.

its adorable when chinks ask for a uniform, but when I DO they look in disgust

Sick of this life, lads

Just rewatched all 26 episodes of Death Note in preparations of the shitty Netflix movie. I forgot how much fun this shit was.

What anime should I watch next?

I dont see how a LOTGH patrician could enjoy that shit

First 6 or so episode where fun then it just gets bad

Hibike.

...

Lotgh is just pulpy space opera desu, people only treat it differently because tv is so bad at the genre

I kinda enjoyed it then he started stalking some woman and I was bored shitless

Big news tomorrow lads

youre proposing to your boyfriend?

I thought there were more episodes than that.

>Juventus have pleaded with left-back Alex Sandro, 26, to give them one more season and resist a £61m move to Chelsea.

What are Juve playing at? Take that insane money and run.

Check one two
Good afternoon, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed

Slam Dunk is the comfiest summer anime
also,i dont even like apehoop.

absolutely hate this Soton kit desu

Disgusting

There's no way to replace him

>stoke

Boku Girl.

Wish this club would be liquidated

>26 episodes

You're chatting shit brav

it's not like le occasional blooter man, good fullbacks are extremely rare

How can you even hate it? It's like the most run-of-the-mill safe choice with no funky shenanigains. A solid kit tbhimho.

I like it

How is based Höjbjerg doing at Soton?

I'm sure there's some other Brazilian LB playing in the Portuguese league that would do the same job

ugh

they just have an ugly generic kit design/colors to begin with
not much they can do

it's not that bad but the neck is shit

Started the season well, but then fell off. I think it was mostly due to Puel's weird tactical dispositions and constant rotating. He should do well under Pellegrino

not lit up league but he's in the best place at Soton.

why is poop happy about united beating dortmund 2-0?

There's Telles but he's shit

Top fresh meme of the window so far

>still no defenders announced

Guess pep really is going with the 0-0-10 formation

what's wrong with this?

It's really not that bad desu

>the people have spoken
Who the heck did they ask? Pink cleat wearing girls-blouses? Stoke is a classic club for real men who enioy rain. Damn these 'people'

just how badly Daily Mail sticking knife into stoke. Kit looks fine to me.
I know. there are definitely worse

That's not what 'what the...' though

Holy shit the neck actually ruins everything. I looks like an apron, and I can't unsee it

The sponsor looks like one of those iron on print your own t-shirt kits

What is even that offensive about it? Just looks the same as last seasons with a slightly different collar

Heh

Thanks, I'm hoping he still becomes a top player but as long as he's doing well I'm happy.

Gutted Newcastle missed out on Mooy, I would love to see him and Shelvey blind the opposition with their heads.

He seems to be ignoring Near/Mello.
I think that's fair

Yeah fair enough, it was shit after L died.

>tfw Ive shitposting too much in /trans/ both these memes were by me and my obsession of hating Liverpool
I need to get out

ftfy

god's work son

keep it up la

>City are about to start their pre season tour with 1 (one) first team full back

Sterling and Sane better learn to backtrack, and fast.

/squires/

Defending is overrated

What happened to
>Alves
>Mendy
>Walker
?

Leave us alone

>van dijk

NOT FOR LONG

squires has a secret hard on for United

Gonna sign when he goes to the club, on hols until then
Nearly done
Levy

Also very probable that City want to announce like 5 signings at once

>£80m

Squires is a meme. Stop shilling your shit comic here, lad.

Lads... Our 50p on a Giroud MkII. I can't take this any more.

>Lacazatte
>Lukuku
>Morato
>Sallah
name the flop

what the..

good one lad

whoah...how did they let this one leak...

all of them

Does Fabregas just not care about playing? Why is he not agitating for a move?

Apology incoming

I have inside info about some of Sporting CP's tranfers
(you can belive it or not, idc) You can ask me stuff about certain players because I might know a thing or two aswell.

>Arsenal offered 80M€ for Gelson Martins and William Carvalho.
>Sporting sent them an email informing them that they want 100M€ for both.
>Arsenal made an official 3days ago for 90M€ for both players.
>Sporting told them 100M€. But are willing to consider.
I have no doubt Arsenal will get them both this window.

>Tottenham offered 25M€ for Adrien Silva
>West Brom ofered 27M€ for Adrien Silva
>The player doesn't want to go to west brom
>Sporting won't sell Adrien for anything less than 30M€.
>Stellar group who represents Adrien is going to receive a new offer from Tottenham in the next days.
Adrien will leave Sporting this season 100%. Not sure if he will go to Spurs tho.

>Newcastle offered 40M€ for Bas Dost
>Sporting told them to pay the release clause or stop trying
>Sporting aren't willing to let go of the player.

There is no way Newcastle offered €40m for Bas Dost.

How good are Gelson Martins and William Carvalho?

>Newcastle offered 40M€ for Bas Dost
lmao imagine wasting this much money

disturbing lack of liverpool rumours mate

why the fuck are Arsenal legit after these two?

Liverpool offered 35M€ for Gelson Martins before they signed Salah.
They dropped out of the race

playing requires effort

Who would take him?

Because Carvalho is a leg-breaker DM and is over 5'6? As for Martins, I don't know anything about him. I kinda stopped following Sporting Lesbian FC.

>90m for two memes
>hurr no we want 100
they should have accepted at 80m, occasions like this don't happen every day

>still no Morata update

He'll ask for one as soon as the season starts and Conte for no apparent reason benches him 3 games in a row. Don't understand how he's not the second name on the sheet right after Kanté desu. He was great every game he played last season.

Carvalho would unironically be a good signing for Arse. As for Martins? I dunno. What's the % chance? I seriously doubt Arsenal will spend £150M this window, so I don't believe you about getting both. If they had to get one, which is more likely?

just chopped a chili then itched by eye lads

William Carvalho had everything planned to sign for Arsenal before he got injured in Euro U21 2 years ago.
He was injured and the deal died.
Wenger really likes him.

Gelson is imo the best portuguese winger since Ronaldo

>before they were told to fuck off and had to apologise
Fixed

punch yourself in the bollocks to take you mind off it mate

trust me

Conte doesn't like lazy players

I had a wank and ate a bag of crisps. Didn't like the extra salt and dip desu.

I want to believe, user. But I don't trust Arsenals board to splash £100M on another two players. Or is it €?

I do the exact same thing but purposely finger my wife's arsehole during sex, instead of poking my eye desu

This desu, any club willing to match his wages probably has a younger player in his position