Itt times you acted like The Jokeman

>have a swim meet
>eat before race
>don't wait a half hour before swimming

LOCK ME UP

>american Sup Forums

That's not American Sup Forums,
This is American /sp

All Sup Forums is American Sup Forums now stop spamming that in every non poverty ball thread

Fat people can never go swimming, because it's never been more than 30 minutes since they've last eaten.

wrong board, my fat man

Swimming is a sport retard

hmm this thread has potential, let's see how it plays out

Share your jokester stories

>be me
>track meet
>warm up
>run race, do okay
>don't cool down

THE MADMAN

>trying to get /fit/
>its chest day
>45 and a 10 on each side of bar
>no clips

>important hockey game
>two hours before ploink my gf
>get shutout

>hockey
>important

>be me Sophomore year
>Get several sacks on JV
>Coach takes notice
>Get a look in a game
>blow my assignment on a screen pass
>TUCHDOWN
>tfw I played my whole high school career without contacts because I was poor

FUCK

the belief that you have to wait a half hour (or hour) after eating before swimming is a myth and people who believe it should remove themselves from the gene pool

Go do it then, i dare you

If you don't have a spotter its better not to have clips so if it's too heavy you can tilt the bar and make the weights fall off

Just cause it takes a Miracle for you guys to actually win a game

reported to INTERPOL for recruiting suicide bombers

N-no i just ate...

oooh!

Im sorry, when is the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup?

>Be Me
>have a American Football Game that day
>Shave my Face in the Morning
>Massive Skinburn in One Quarter into the game.

Sidney Crosby, Captain Canada, just lifted it you fool.

why is this post disturbing me so

>Pittsburgh Pirates
>Canadian

>playing american football
please don't
go kick your soccer ball

>saw shit thread
>replied anyway

Somebody stop me!

Best get back to your perro doodoo/cuck general then!

Lmao savage