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>241 years old
>not one single won World Cup to show for

Now that the dust has settled, was the American declaration of independence a huge mistake?

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What is this in reference to? Some gay sport that the greatest nation in the world has as a sideshow to actual entertainment?

>if we didn't declare independence we could combine our NT with England's and we'd still be shit at the footy.

Sounds like a wash to me.

No, this is not about Germany and simulator PC games

>giving a shit about soccer

The American Revolution was partially done to get away from shit like that, and it was a success.

How did those two World Wars go for you, kraut?

Yeah, but 51 consecutive Sperb Owls though.

More than makes up for it.

>How did those two World Wars go for you, kraut?
irrelevant competitions with nation states in hindsight given that most of the competitors are in the same mess these days
I'd even say that WC qualifiers have had a more relevant impact

Even if we'd stayed a part of England, we'd still be shit at soccer lmao

>How did those two World Wars go for you, kraut?

what do you mean?

we only exist since 1949 :^)
4 world cups and undefeated at wars m8

>110 time world series champions
>67 time nba champions
>51 time super bowl champions
>43 time stanley cup winners

i think we're doing pretty good famalam

America's biggest mistake was Woodrow Wilson and (((FDR))). I've noticed that Jews and Americans have the same issue too, neither can banter and both take huge offence if you question them in any way. I suppose they do say pets take after their owners though. Very sad.

How do you go from this...

LBJ as well

we have the best chance at defeating the jews
true LBJ was a cuck

Do not reply with yous.

It's what they want & you just walked into the trap.

puligoat will win one for da land

Get back to me when Americans start getting arrested for "hate speech" like Britfags do.

With the odd exception everyone after FDR was a bootlicker. LBJ was truly disgusting though, he definitely makes up the top 3.

>Best chance of defeating Jews
>Literally an Israeli satellite state

m8, let's be real. Americans pissed on the memory of based Andrew Jackson.

FDR has to be one of the most overrated presidents ever, of any nation.
Same shit with Reagan and Obama.

they have a point though, Wilson sold us out to the jews, FDR turned our nation into beggars and LBJ opened the flood gates

to this?!

>Collect rainwater
>Get arrested
>Land of the free

How do you go from this....

i don't get the Reagan meme either, im a half libertarian half nationalist and still think Reagan was a moron

his administration was awful

....to this?

I really don't care much for Reagan at all. Obama was/is a literal meme.

>Show people how you've overcome racism
>By voting for a President based solely on his skin colour

niggers

How do you go from this....

Just stopping by to remind everyone that if you're white and live in America you are only a X-th generation immigrant

so what, Britain was basically empty 2500 years ago

b-b-b-but 1/64 cherokee

that's what makes america so based though

for fuck sakes we have a nigger population and still managed to be a 1st world country

i don't see Brazil doing that lel

>Be 2500 years old
>Create entire modern world

THE MIGHTY ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN!

>America will celebrate its 250th birthday in 9 years

I wonder in what economic and social state President Kanye West will inherit the US from Trump...

>tfw my fucking village is older than America

No one ever starts a thread like this about your 2nd rate country.

well yeah, most villages, towns and cities in europe are older than their counterparts in america

the natives in north america weren't really good at building stuff (unlike the natives a bit more south)

considering our shit talent pool, Id think making it as far as we do is commendable

how many Super Bowls does your country have? how many World Series does your country have? shut the fuck up stupid kraut

>thinking we give a fuck about povertyball
>implying FIFA isn't a joke of an organization

TWO WORLD WARS AND NO WORLD CUPS

Correct, because we did win 4 World Cups, so it wouldn't make much sense :^)

I don't care for your game. Allow me that right.

I've lived in america my whole life and literally 0 of the best young athletes in this country could tell what the fuck a "FA cup" is
we just dont care about it here, our most athletic young people go into basketball/football

This is a misnomer. What it takes to be elite at American sports aren't the same as soccer. LeBron (too tall) and Gronk (too bulky) couldn't make it as professionals.

What? This looks literally worse than brazilian favelas.
Is this the power of first world countries?

>Allow me that right.

*amends right to constitution*

Here you go buddy

Thanks. The semen slurping sport just wasn't for me. Will make sure to donate my splooge to the Yurope donation banks.

underrated post

America is hardly a first world country in many places desu

Same goes for their embarrasingly high 3rd world-tier murder rates

>basically 26 years old
>top 10 olympic medals per capita of all time
>would probably be top 3 with Finland and Hungary if no soviet occupation

Why are Finno-Ugrics so based?

2 time world war MVP reporting in USA USA

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Reminder that Patton was based and he was murdered.

This pic has always been my favorite vintage bait

>medals

There's only 1 medal that counts

Good old days. Bydgoszcz/Bromberg was still in the best country not this shitland.

socialism with minority groups being pampered to

see you there in a couple

It's the opposite, user. the poor are getting shit on while the rich get a tax break from taking away health care from the elderly.

no the middle class is getting shit on

poor people have never had it so easy in american history

>socialism

Do you really know what that means, user? Half my country had that and that half still needs to recover from it.
You have the complete opposite

>half

more like 1/3 tßh

In fairness your entire country had it and it never thrived quite so much.


Edit: Oh, you're talking about (((socialism))) not socialism.

yeah, you're right ßro

There is no middle class. Corporations shipped all the jobs over seas.

>my brand of socialism will totally work, just phase out those pesky tories and vote Labour and Greens
t. Corbynista

Trump has been in there for half a year & still no word of lowering the Corporate tax rate.

He's a fool.

It would be a solid win both sides of the spectrum can celebrate.

>I don't like capitalism leading to rich people in power and centralization, let's go give our government and even fewer men all of the power and trust they won't be corrupted by it

>implying (((Corbyn))) isn't the exact type of (((socialist))) I'm complaining about

this desu

communism is good in theory, but naive given human nature

Better to have a NWO than to go back to feudalism.

This fucking bait will never work because you're underestimating the amount of fucks Americans don't give about soccer. If nigs in the hood played soccer instead of basketball the World Cup would look something like Olympic basketball, ie a question of just how far up the rest if the world's ass BBCs would be shoved. If LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Tom Brady and all the rest of America's heroes played soccer do you really think your dumb European ass would stand a chance? You and I and this entire fucking board knows it's a non question, Americans just don't give a fuck about your stupid fucking "sport " because it's idiotic.

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>146 years old
>Not one single won World War to show for

Now that the dust has settled, was Bismarck a huge mistake

>Iraq

real or proxy?

Its Giga Feudalism. Stalin literally reduced everyone to gov farming peasants.

>not knowing the difference between (((capitalism))) and capitalism

top wew

Picture several NFL runningback & cornerbacks on the pitch.

They would be lighter because they don't need the muscle to withstand the brutal nature of handegg.

Picture this man learning to kick a ball youtube.com/watch?v=Jy1JjDq5lz8. Not even black. Mike Trout even

I think you dropped this

The fedora in that article was extreme

>was Bismarck a huge mistake

Yes!

As a Bavarian, I wholeheartedly say yes.

Fuck that Prussian prick, we should've united with the Southern Germanic lands and form a Catholic union instead of getting together with those autistic Prussian protestant fucks.

but it was quite informative desu

had no idea your flag is just a rip-off of a British company or that your anthem is actually just a British drinking song kek

>cracked

It would have been a lot less annoying without you, that's for sure. You always whine about something

yes
instead of uniting Germany in 1871 all the German states should have been partitioned even further for maximum proserity and ultimate globalist triggering

We got one last year against Japan though.

>Inb4 sexism

Lel, you would be a 2nd world country now if we wouldn't be part of Germany.

We (as in Southern Germany) literally have to finance you, because you can't survive as a highly developed country on your own.

Hamburg is literally the only economically relevant city in Northern Germany and that's only because of their harbor.

like your country dropped your whiteness?
lets face it, had Germany won the European war or would have stayed National Socialistic we probably wouldn't have thrived as greatly and we do so now more than ever and probably more than many if not all WW2 winners
demographically we are in the toilette but so are WW2 winners and we always have to choice to move out

Oh boy, Bavaria was nothing compared to glorious Preußen

You realize FDR 5chess that whole scenario.

Making money of your sweat & then intern slaughtering you. Not to mention the carpetbagging that ensued.

The Nazis were muslim lovers, they probably would've also imported the muzzies

If Germany would've been ruled out of Munich or Vienna, then the West would not be in this demographic situation now (except for America, they would've imported the slaves anyway), strong Catholic values would've prevented it.
But the Protestant cucks corrupted Christianity.

Our secondary anthem is literally god save the queen with different lyrics

>Dropping whiteness
>Says a country with a a freefalling white fertility rate, taking in rapefugees by the millions

You should fix your own problem before you insult ours

Know how I know you come from leddit?

Fuck you. Never been there except for box stream.

The format is incompatible.

Also, you have to finance us because of half a century of missmanagement.
Onkel Adi was your fucking mess, not ours.
And what exactly was your great economical prowess back then? Some drunk monks brewing beer? I literally don't know, probably because it wasn't anything worth mentioning

It's even more funny when you think about how much effort all those Disney singers and whatnot give to sing that anthem at American sports events.

Those drunk British chav lads who originally sang the song in some run down pub are now probably laughing their asses off in their graves.

>jump right in while Russians do most of the work
>"muh WW2 guise"

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Schiller, Göthe, Mozart, Beethoven, Einstein etc.

Most great Germans in history came from the Southern lands.
Prussians only "contributed" some military autists for the most part.