Tampa Bay Devil Rays at Chicago Cubs the buzzed drunk thread
Tampa Bay Rays
1. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF 2. Corey Dickerson (L) LF 3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B 4. Wilson Ramos (R) C 5. Trevor Plouffe (R) 1B 6. Tim Beckham (R) 2B 7. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS 8. Peter Bourjos (R) CF 9. Chris Archer (R) P
Your Chicago Cubs
1. Jon Jay (L) LF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B 5. Ian Happ (S) CF 6. Jason Heyward (L) RF 7. Willson Contreras (R) C 8. Addison Russell (R) SS 9. Jon Lester (L) `P
Ryan Bell
Go Cubs!
Jackson Harris
GIVE BRYANT YOUR ENERGY
Gavin Butler
I want them to sit this one out. They don't deserve it, the way they've been playing.
Alexander Scott
Support your team blindly faget. Pragmatism like you're show is for the Democrats.
William Murphy
Democrats are the only ones who... waitaminute, I'm drunk!
Austin Hall
>Posting about Sup Forums >Drunk Typical
Gavin Allen
nazis don't like drink or fun
Carson Morris
>No Cubs starter made the NL All star team That's bad >But Montero gets dumped to the Blue Jays That's good >But they also get cash as part of the deal That's bad >But the Cubs get a player in the trade. That's good >But the player is to be determined. That' bad >But the Blue Jays might also give cash too. That's good >But their cash is Canadian .... >That's bad
Eli Wood
That must mean all the Nazis are in the Who's gamethreads. DOH HO HO
Caleb Bailey
I keep forgetting Heyward can hit this year.
Christopher Perez
LESTER DINGER
Henry Brooks
>pinger
Jaxson Davis
Bryant needs AAA
Christian Robinson
I bet you think Rizzo needs to be traded too
Luke Nelson
TIME TO PANIC
Bentley Baker
I take that back
TIME TO FREAK OUT AND PUNCH PEOPLE
Christian Williams
>win World Series >1 starter in next years' All Star game