Fish vs Mammals

Tampa Bay Devil Rays at Chicago Cubs
the buzzed drunk thread

Tampa Bay Rays

1. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
2. Corey Dickerson (L) LF
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Wilson Ramos (R) C
5. Trevor Plouffe (R) 1B
6. Tim Beckham (R) 2B
7. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
8. Peter Bourjos (R) CF
9. Chris Archer (R) P

Your Chicago Cubs

1. Jon Jay (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
5. Ian Happ (S) CF
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Addison Russell (R) SS
9. Jon Lester (L) `P

Go Cubs!

GIVE BRYANT YOUR ENERGY

I want them to sit this one out. They don't deserve it, the way they've been playing.

Support your team blindly faget. Pragmatism like you're show is for the Democrats.

Democrats are the only ones who...
waitaminute, I'm drunk!

>Posting about Sup Forums
>Drunk
Typical

nazis don't like drink or fun

>No Cubs starter made the NL All star team
That's bad
>But Montero gets dumped to the Blue Jays
That's good
>But they also get cash as part of the deal
That's bad
>But the Cubs get a player in the trade.
That's good
>But the player is to be determined.
That' bad
>But the Blue Jays might also give cash too.
That's good
>But their cash is Canadian
....
>That's bad

That must mean all the Nazis are in the Who's gamethreads. DOH HO HO

I keep forgetting Heyward can hit this year.

LESTER DINGER

>pinger

Bryant needs AAA

I bet you think Rizzo needs to be traded too

TIME TO PANIC

I take that back

TIME TO FREAK OUT AND PUNCH PEOPLE

>win World Series
>1 starter in next years' All Star game

the Chicago Cubs
>fans

>caring about the all star game

>longoria

>LET'S
>GET
>SOME
>RUNS

>walking heyward

The cheekiest of bunts!

Send them all down to the minors!

...

This shitty ump's strike zone with Rizzo

THE FIX IS IN

Repeating digits for a walk off homer

Apologize

>Happ puns

>Happ walks
>Heyward hits a walk off homer

GOTCHA BITCH.


GO RAYS.