------------------------Treebeard-------------------------
Haldir-----------Faramir---Boromir---------Gamling
----------------------------Gimli-----------------------------
Legolas--------------Bombadil----------------Elrond
-------------Aragorn(C)-----------Eomer----------------
------------------------Treebeard-------------------------
>not starting Frodo
>no gandalf
>no frodo
>no sam
literally the heroes of middle earth
>haldir
he's dead
>gamling
shit
>bombadil
???
> legolas on the outside
JUST
Bombadil is clearly only on the squad because of his wife
>he rates Bombadil
Legolas would definitely be the one to cut in
>hating on Bombadil
Too banterous for you?
>putting a tree in goal
wew
>not starting Glorfindel over Haldir
Elrondbabby
lost it at Gimli DM
Nobody will get through him
Frodo would make a great fullback, dat engine and ball carrying abilities
always felt he got carried by sam desu
Sam is a defensive player, you fucking tinpot.
ur defensive
where da fakkk is sam!!!!!
Actually he did...
One does not help but wonder what were Tolkien's formation approaches?
------------------------------- Sandor Clegane
Jon Snow ---- Wyman Manderly --- Gregor Clegane --- Oberyn Martell
---------------------- Eddard Startk --- Barristan Selmy
Petyr Baelish --------------- Tywin Lannister --------------- Roose Bolton
------------------------------ Robert Baratheon
More interesting question is what where Tolkien's transfer policies?
>no gandalf "you shall not pass" as CV or goalie
Gandalf is the super sub, obviously.
>No Stannis Baratheon
Laughable starting XI
>haldir
>he's dead
In the movies yes, not in the books
Would remove Gamling and have three at the back with Gandalf as sweeper a la Lothar Matthäus. Elrond and Legolas should have stamina to run up and down the sides.
You can not defeat the Evil Team:
---------------------Watcher in the Water------------------------
Olog-hai-------Shelob-------Barrow-wight-----Troll of Moria
-------------------------------The Balrog---------------------------
Uglúk---------------------Gothmog-------------------Shagrat
-------------The Witch King-------------Khamûl-------------
>slowest motherfucker in the goddamn world as your keeper
It'd be like starting a new manager season in PES and buying all of Real Madrid's keepers except for one ~60 rated scrub so they end up getting relegated.
>including meme players like bombadil
replace gamling with sam and bombadil with frodo.
gandalf is coach
Why are there 2 goalkeepers?
>people suggesting the ultramanlets of Frodo and Sam
>haldir
>gamling
kill yourself
most autistic thread of the month so far tßh
>wanting le invisible man in your team
No thanks
do one for the witcher
triss is the club physio
>Saruman has been accused of tapping up Tree ent players and forced to apologize
*blocks your path*
replace Shagrat with the Mouth of Sauron (c)
----------------------------Darth Sidious---------------------------
Qui-Gon Jui-----Mace Windu---Darth Jar Jar----Joda-----
----------------------------------Dooku-------------------------------
Obi Wan Kenobi-------Darth Vader--------------Darth Maul
---------Luke Skywalker (C)---------Anakin Skywalker------
>having a manlet DM
made one with just rebels
>not playing Theoden over Eomer
heh
>Vader and Anakin on the same team
>Best pilots in the galaxy being anything but wingers or wing-backs
fucking nerds lmao
>literally who mortals instead of Gil-Galad, Celebrimbor etc
Bombadil clearly is a fantatista
Choose your side, lads