Describe an Album's tracklist horribly and try to get it right

>Most popular song off the album
>Church bells and guitar solo? WTF?
>More dadrock guitar
>Kanye sampled this track
>Funky yet underrated track
>An ambient interlude that's under two minutes
>CUM THROUGH THE AIR
>Another underrated track
>Chill as hell slow jam
>Fan favorite
>An instrumental that goes on for too long
>Underrated track; kinda spooky as it gets a little distorted at the end
>Best track on the album
>A 10 minute jam session

>The title track
>A cute yet charming piano-driven tune
>Dude drugs LMAO
>I used to hit women. I still do, but at least I'm not as bad as I used to be
>A song about home improvement
>Our drummer and our other guitarist weren't present for this one
>Carousel music? WTF?
>Culturally appropriating the Indians
>A song about being old
>A love song
>My least favorite track
>A reprise of the title track
>Proto-prog; the best song our band has ever done

>What a second, no one told me this shit was post rock, wheres the- oh wait, there it is
>Blatantly poorly disguised brony faggot serenades you with tales of his OC
>Whoa the vocals are like in stereo sound whoa with nice folky guitars whoA THE FUTURE
>I thought it was called Light? But now it's Night? Dude what the fucks going on this was supposed to be your calm album why are you growling im scared
>Wow proto-Folk Punk, light years ahead of the competition, use some of that foresight now David
>LMAO THIS PAINTER FAGGOT DIED AND HE REALLY FANCIED HIMSELF HIS CATS LOIKE XD also, somewhere over the rainbow, srsly? and now it's light again????
>This doesn't sound much like the first one, it's like you had a baby with Coil, and it's all bloody and squishy. Stop making me emote, damn it,
>Oh, so you "musicians" think you can play a long, winding, emotionally devastating and sonically beautiful epic, huh? The nerve
>Ok, so it is Light this time? And what the fuck, isn't this the third we've heard this progression?
>"Remember when we tricked you into thinking this release would be nice to sleep to? Get fucked, fag"
>GET THIS FUCKING PROGRESSION OFF MY RECORD REEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LIGHT AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY INMOST
>Oh wow, it's like a mirrored version of what we heard before. What a pleasant way to close an album!
>You fucking bastards.

Diamond Dogs?

Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Tried too hard

Easy it's Discovery by Daft Punk
Also "Cum through the air" is best track

Correct

Correct, but to Face to Face is the best track

i hope she dies

>funky as fuck, best song on the album
>jazzy comedic interlude
>poppy radio hit
>intoxicating instrumental with some weird delivery
>chill laid back track a lot of people forget
>dude pussy lmao
>im sad
>iconic "we wuz" song
>it will not improve unless you cleanse your bunghole, coon
>worst track, not even worth describing
>long-winded """deep""" track that ultimately has no point
>another forgettable track, love thy neighbor i guess
>"when he said that last line i was like OMGGGGG"
>skip
>self love anthem
>o fuck. its that nigga from cuba. whus brackin bluh how you livin

messed up the track order.
>intoxicating instrumental with some weird delivery
should go after
>iconic "we wuz" song

To Pimp a Butterfly

>sleazy french guy
>sleazy french guy
>sleazy french guy
>sleazy french guy
>sleazy french guy
>girl orgasming
>sleazy french guy

>8 Minute Pop Song
>Keyboard solo
>Vocals overlay: The Song
>Guess we're going to Freeze to Death
>Drum Break!
>Another Pop song
>Time to BASS
>Spanish Guitar
>Best Song on the Album

Nah, Something About Us is the best track

>feedback
>white noise in the start for absolutely with no reason
>noise
>boring as fuck piano plus singing
>song about a black girl or something
>interlude
>can barely hear the lyrics on this one
>2 people singing different things at the same time, can't understand shit
>3min interlude basically
>boring first half and godlike second half

>murky opener, goes forward nicely
>switches to hell at the hook
>a night of disasters
>slow falsetto, really beautiful
>interlude
>drippy faucet
>jazzy motif
>dude i can't get laid lmao
>i don't remember this one
>angryness
>alternate spelling in the title
>feels like an interlude but it's long
>short but impactful
>interlude
>quiet, then loud, then quiet again
>spoken word at the end
>some chick narrating
>underwater
>kinda dissapointing ending

Loveless

Serge Gainsbourg

>fisting
>False martyrs
>I DON'T MIIIND
>Interlude
>Call Jung
>Fuck Americans
>Fuck hipsters
>Interlude
>Reliving a traumatic childhood
>Pot cookies from germany
>Codependent abusive relationship
>Interlude
>FLUSH IT DOWN
>Interlude
>14 minute epic

kanye west- tlop

metallica- st anger

Nope

The Suburbs

>Song about signs
>Harmful relationship song
>Catchy little pop rock song
>Song about fashion industry and conformity
>A punky song about being an outsider
>Jewish sounding song
>Pop rock song
>Has harmonica intro
>Acousticy punk-ish song
>Catchy pop rock song about a girl
>One of their biggest hits
>A song about consumerism, best song on the album

Spirit they're gone?

Can you imagine unironically being into this

>let's imagine i had gay sex with the devil
>i love me sum lobotomy
>hard rock 1 - repeat lyrics
>the worst song on the album
>dude vietnam lmao
>THE FUTURE
>hard rock 2 - innuendo
>title track
>and a song about superhumans

great album btw.

>i'm sad
>i'm sad
>i'm sad
>i'm sad
>haha I'm not sad anymore jokes on you
>literal lies
>woah look how good of a rapper i am
>ayo girl does me singing like drake make me fuckable
>being born rich is hard :'(
>gucci gang but somehow not as catchy
>wow look how much I've done even though my career is basically a meme
>black skinhead but lacking kanye's maturity
>tfw no gf
>more needless bragging can this album end already
>weed lmao
>end this album already
>i want people to take me seriously plz don't let me be a meme (also album's over yay)

Melody Nelson

What's the point of even trying if you're just going to read like the first three words and then guess randomly you idiot

songs of leonard cohen

Aenima

Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished

>ex gf breaks up with me
>one of the worst relationships I've been in
>later realize I'm into feedee/feeder shit
>look her out of curiosity one day and see she's gotten chubby as fuck
>can't stop beating my meat to her
I'm so ashamed

>Is that a cello
>The fan song
>The less popular fan song
>I heard this somewhere
>Underrated
>Pop song 1
>Durr hburr technology
>Swingy one
>E C H O
>Pop song 2
>Lowkey+probably the best one
>Great ending

Correct

Because The Internet

>dude songs don't exist lmao

I first thought it was Rodeo because >black skinhead but lacking kanye's maturity and >weed lmao but Rodeo only has 14 tracks so I don't have no idea, would like to know tho

this
but with a feminine penis :3
[spoiler]and a diaper >___> [/spoiler]

Because the Internet's kinda close. Think this year and shittier.

which album is this? sounds interesting

serge gainsbourg

drake

Syre?

Bing bong you got it

>blues song about drugs (w/ distortion)
>beta male males himself (w/ right channel distortion)
>SWEETLY (w/ distortion)
> females cums (w/o distortion)
> about and sounds like orgasms (w/ distortion)
> orgy w/ trannies (w/ distortion)

White Light/White Heat

White Light/White Heat

>the only overdub on the entire album
>growing up is hard, ya know
>i wanna be a star
>how do i get a... no... how do YOU get a girl?
>random instrumental
>longest and best track on the album
>almost no lyrics
>that's how i spend my time mostly
>that's me (help me)
>umm... another one
>shortest track
>(kind of) optimistic closer

>anthem for angry kid
>song about being mad about underage ass
>everyone tried to play that on guitar
>punk song sounding like previous album
>YEEAAAHHHEEAAAAHHHEEEHAAAA
>song about being a rapist
>WAKE UP AND BE NICE
>squeeze toy
>throat singing
>god is gay and chaotic ending
>being high, being low
>I sleep under a bridge and our drummer hit too hard and had a hard time recording over the original take

Every track is good, better than Something about Us anyway. Overrated as fuck

>SpongeBob SquarePants
>Odd song involving a kid on a beach.
>Catchy song but maybe the weakest
>Song about reliability
>Out-there song but probably one of the best on the album
>Irish drinking song
>Slow dance song
>Literally the plot to a future SpongeBob episode
>Song about lost love
>Dog samples
>The best song on the album
>Back to the British Isles
>Most famous track by the band
>Comfy song

The Mollusk

Nevermind

yeeeeeees

The Man Who Sold The World
Also She Shook Me Cold is the worst track mate, not After all

>My Wife Left Me
>My Wife Left Me
>My Wife Left Me
>My Wife Left Me
>My Wife Left Me
>Shopping
>My Wife Left Me
>I guess things will eventually be alright.

Correct.

Crow looked at me?

No actually. Although Crow could work, I'm thinking something more harsh.

YYYAAAAASSSSSS

>what the fuck this is proto-shoegaze
>this is just post-punk with reverb
>funky as fuck dance punk
>this is kinda like a The Cure song with heavier drums
>slightly ambient Lou Reed-soundalike
>this is actually an ambient post-punk track what the actual fuck
>pan the percussion to enter at the right and exit at the left at the beginning, then turn into really reverberated post-punk with the drums pounding hard as fuck
>The Smiths but far less jangly
>wait, this is acoustic - hang on, there's some guitar lines coming on over it
>man sings over ambient wankery: this time it's not David Bowie spouting gibberish

> Starting off with a jazzy rock song that has the band members experience mini seizures through out the song (especially that one drummer )
> mellow song
> song that everyone always forgets
> the song that sounds so good on the live shows, but kinda sucks on the album
> Ignore the name, this song is more about the violin
> Band members continue on with the jazzy rock stuff, but it isnt really jazzy this time

LTIA

This sounds awesome

At least someone else agrees with me

> song about John Travolta
> i don't remember this one maybe it sounds like ska?
> fast song def ska
> don't remember this one either
> long song idk what the fuck
> sad song about his dog
> REE-DUN-DUNT
> song about porno
> FIST
> don't remember this one either

damn so fast

>spanish and rock
>obvious single
>more spanish
>ambient
>jam session

Fragile
Frances the Mute

Holy shit I survived!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Bohemian Rapsody

Please abduct me aliens

Romeo and Juliet

Nice guitar arpeggio with bleeps and bloops at the end

Epic piano ballad about Nazi mathematicians who like to refrigerate food

Singing is overrated we'll let microsoft Sam talk on this one

Sitar punk

Weird noises to a drum beat

Depressed Beach Boys

Guitar feedback man to the rescue

Gotta go sloooooooooooow

Alright PC

mr bungle s/t

Mr Bungle self titled

>Best song in the artist's entire career, creepy and jazzy and transcendent
>One of the more forgettable tracks
>Sad sick trumpet song
>Another one of the more forgettable tracks
>The most meme-y song on the album, not really sung in english for the most part
>"Oh shit this is serious I'm gonna die"
>"... but that's ok"

u got it friendo :^)

Right, three guesses for the band, any ideas?

>Verdis Quo goes on for too long
No, you're wrong

Blackstar

Blackstar?

...

Blackstar, easy

>sorta slow but cute, remixed in a gay movie
>poppy catchy jammy
>title track
>haunting background vocals
>reflective and emotional track
>buildup to that electro shit
>:(
>mac miller sampled
>kendrick sampled
>I'm not fukn around!!
>hecka long tour de force

>Sound collage featuring voice over narration
>So it's the Rolling Stones?
>Oh crap turns out I CAN do Prog Part I
>Oh crap turns out I CAN do Prog Part II
>Oh crap turns out I CAN do Prog (Part I Reprise)
>The one track that everyone knows
>I guess I can do soul now
>Are you sure this isn't disco?
>The track that everyone forgets
>The future looks bleak
>Shitpost in music forum

The Age of Adz

>one of the best fucking openers in history
>first mention of a historical figure
>i'm depressed
>unfitting country song
>kind of sounds like the opener, but it's not
>my wife left me and now i'm more depressed
>a love story
>song is literally titled after aforementioned historical figure

>FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS
>His most popular song
>I am anything you want bb
>YOU NEVER BELIEVED IN ME FUCK YOU
>Most bland song on the album
>I WANT MY BALLS BACK
>I'm a pornstar lol
>Sounds like a talk show theme song
>Earrape warning
>He's almost rapping on this track
>Samples squidward laughing
>Live version of this track is much better
>When the chorus of the song contains the title of the last song
>Kinda repetitive
>Best song on the album
>Epic piano closing track
>Hidden track feat. Stephen Hawking

>folk
>ANGERY
>my dad mined coal
>STILL ANGERY
>wow I love the union
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>sad
>folk

Nah, All The Pretty Little Horses by Current 93

Kentucky

>10 minute song with harps, flute, trombones, jazz piano, and a shit ton of feedback
>pure noise rock, some sounds are painful at a high volume
>ecstasy in music form
>vibraphones are cool
>lyrics are based around a dumb pun
>more flute, more trombones, more feedback, more pure ecstasy
>another 10 minute track with a lengthy ambient weird sound coda
>noise rock, now with clarinets and violin
>noise interlude
>the lead singer is now completely shitfaced and trying to sing

doin a classic
>One of the best songs in their career
>acoustic pop ballad
>pretty basic pop song but has some great lyrics
>interlude-ish track
>wtf we funk now
>forgettable track shoved in as a single
>sparse interlude-ish track with violin
>we satanic now
>centerpiece of the album with multiple sections
>short acoustic song
>really catchy pop song
>country-ish song
>ballad that has a seizure halfway through and decides to be a different song
>big grand statement of the album
>wtf why is this here

A little too obvious. Great album though, shame austin is a dirty commie.

>most popular track with long ass name
>chill beat, but S C R E E C H
>russian hardbass drop
>you have been bannned from the channel
>fuck you
>fantano's least fav
> bruhhhh this beat goes hard
>methcore
>title track
>le epic fedora meme
>long track

Government Plates

not the other guy but I'm guessing Durutti Column

>c-c-clapping
>sexual identity crisis
>that one song everybody talked about for years
>best drums on album
>electronic glockenspiel
>acoustic
>better acoustic
>most formulaic song on album
>best song
>wasted potential