Peacock day
Astros at Braves game thread
It feels like an eternity since there was an Astros game
baseball
hueston about to get FREDDIED
>not having a roof delays the game eighteen (18) minutes
Selected because better cupcake than Windians
>asstros thought they were gonna get a quick run
This braves lineup and actually pretty good
Nice to see Freeman back tbqh. He seems like a good guy.
I forgot how goofy Phillips's stance is. Wasn't he more upright when he was with the reds?
DFA springer
Yup.
He is. Exactly what you want in a franchise player.
Marisnick woulda caught that without even diving
Why are the Braves so obsessed with bald, bearded catchers?
I bet you pettis will be jucing soon now
obviously they are onto something. mccann, gattis, flowers. it's like there is some reverse samson shit if your a catcher.
we like bears
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You might be onto something.
Bears have scalp hair though
:)
kinda curious as to how Braves fans feel about the name Chris Burke
>free out league
Gold glove for Freedie at 3rd
Doesn't mean anything to me. Just looked him up. Looks like he was in the minors with the Braves.
Count it.
Julia makes my dick twitch
>Arcade League
>the free win in the divisional round league
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Haha, heeeyyy! That's so embarrassiingg that you would say that! You're pretty great though, anonymous. (Also I love eating and running btw lol!)
lifelongers don't know Chris Burke
Sup Forumsstros!
Who do you think has the biggest schong on the Astros and Braves respectively?
top kek
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GEORGE "I'm not a home run derby fan" SPRINGER
faggot
S P R I N G E R
H I T
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H I T
So?
Fucking Springer. God damn do the balls sail out of right field at Suntrust.
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kys faggot
No. I like sucking dick while alive, thank you very much. Can't wait for my bull to come over after the Braves win.
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just wait for the AIDS
C O R R E A
S P I C A R O O
Pettis would've sent Reddick there and he would've gotten out
No AIDS for me baby, just some herpes flareups.
Fuck Houston can hit.
Pettis has literally never done this
makin this rookie work already
thankfully there is no cure that faggot
>CORREA LOST HIS ONLY STEAL
marWIN tryna play 7D dominoes
It's cool, I deal with it. Worth it with all of the pole I've smoked and taken inside of me.
hopefully you deal with a death soon too
PIMEAPPLE MAN IS THE BEST MEME
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
P I N E A P P L E
C U B A N O
Nah, I'm healthy as fuck dude.
Damnniitttt, c'mon Bravveesssss.
PIÑA
IS
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GOD DAMN PEACOCK IS A WORSE HITTER THAN KIKELEL
HOW CAN THEY BE THIS BAD WE WERE JUST IN THE NL 6 YEARS AGO
>2012 was 15 years ago
>15 years was centuries ago
>he future is infinite, but life in finite
>MUSGROVE IS BACK
Yuli Gurriel's last 10 at-bats:
>8-for-10
>4 doubles, 2 HR, 10 RBI
literally WHO can stop the pineapple right now?
Musgrove's pitching
Cuban Pineapple Kramer is B A S E D
>Nukem
springlesingle tbqh
just IMAGINE...
Springer is the baseball equivalent of one girl short of a threesome right now
how long have these four innings lasted so far?
>COME ON!!! SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT!!
I will never see any of the Car movies, but Cars 3 can completely suck my nuts
seems like fucking forever, the game...
There's no actual train in pineapple express, it's not about a train
I gotta get creative here.
GET PETTIS BACK UP HERE THAT NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED
it this a flying pineapple we're talking about?
maybe leaving a trail of sparkle dust wherever ?
How are the Astros so good Sup Forums?
Welp, this is turning into a shitshow.
Damn that was dumb
TWO OPTIONS:
[a] they are a snackrifice for a better team in the post season
[b] they are chosen, and Houston is finally going to GOAT
I still say, to early to tell
Nothing says GOAT like your name tatted on your forearm
I prefer it on my dick.
If Correa is legit injured I'm gonna punch a wall out of frustration until I suffer the same hand injury
#solidarity #standwithcarlos
Good thing your last name is monosyllabic haha
>fiercock
I missed the replay of his slide and didn't see exactly what happened.
Also, that was a pretty funny burn.
Freeman is getting testes big time tonight
thanks man
peaGOAT
who /bluebell/ here?
*testeD
kek
I'd like to give him my testes.
Yea he is. I really hope he doesn't turn into a liability in the hot corner. As much as I love the dude, it'd suck for him to hurt the team defensively.
FUCKING PEACOCK
LMAO
Springer shoulda just crashed through Peacock imo
I bet he knows how to slide, could've told him to do that
That was entertaining
I like our team
Who has the biggest cock in this game?
I'm going Tyler Flowers. I bet that guy has a huge, fleshy cut cock swinging around.
I bet Dansby has a really pretty cock though.
Who /UH/ here?
What if George would've slid into him and basically forced him into a simultaneous slide? There's no way Flowers tags out both guys, so nothing is lost. Gonna email Hinch and DeFrancesco tonight and see what they think.
Rice Owls!
3 years, still no pussy here
wow don't the hormones usually kick in by this time?
Do it.
My thought is, if peacock goes down springer can go down earlier and not do that rushed head first at the last second.
Also post their reply
I drink at Valhalla on some Tuesdays
I don't know. I kind of gave up on girls after high school. I can only think of a handfull that would be worth pursuing anyways