Write a

Write a
>be ____
>get ____
catchphrase for the country above

>be German
>get enriched by Abdul

>be German
>get ethnically replaced

>be Italian youth
>be unemployed

>Be German
>Get rapefugees

>be german
>suck muslim dick

>be italian
>look like a rapefugee

>be Finnish
>get khan'd

>be finn
>get drunk in sauna

>be Bulgarian
>instigate a war and quickly become irrelevant

>be irish
>get potato'd

>be Mongolian
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>be leaf
>get raped by muslims

>be german
>get fickie fickie

>be Canada
>get gender neutral anthem

>be finnish
>get memed

>be leaf
>get enriched thanks to the rapefugee loving faggot pm

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Fucking gypsy.

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>be murican
>get shot

>be bulgarian
>get cuck'd by t*rks

>Be British
>(and secretly gay)

>be American
>be gay
>get shot

>be romanian
>get mugged and raped by ruskie mafia

>be romanian
>get killed by neighbour for the last copper cable

>be hungry
>eat potatos
>be full

>be romanian
>impale turkroaches

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>be fat
>get myocardial

>be American
>get controlled by Jews

>one shot at life
>get shot
guess nationality :D

>be romanian
>is actually roma gypsie

>be Brazilian
>get stabbed

>be brazilian
>you're a brazilian :(

>be bulgarian
>Blow horn instuments

>be Dutch
>get laid

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>be british
>get beheaded by muslims

>Be Australian
>Shitpost so much that Moot hates you.

>be German
>get ficki ficki'd

Oy

French

Don't you have some Digger Nick to attend, Franz?

>be Jewish
>get gassed

>be australian
>get beaten by emu or biten by spider

>be american
>get fatter

>be american
>get shot

>be dutch
>get topped

>be british
>get sent to prison for not binning dat knoife

>be gipsy
>rob a supermarket

>be english
>get BTFO'd by russkies

>be American
>be gay

Isn't that kind of redundant? :^)

>be polish
>get into space

>be stupid
>get american

>be Polish
>clean toilets

>be canadian
>get lazy niggers to put out a fire

>be aussie
>get killed by spoidahs

>be dutch
>have the high hiv rate because homosex only

>be Canada
>A FUCKING LEAF

>be Leaftard
>get converted to Islam

That's a really, really low blow, buddy.

SAVAGE

Clever.

You just worry about maintaining what little non-nigger-raped blood you have left for the next decade you self-shaming, cowardly, politically-correct appeasing, normative pussy. Shame of whites, just leave the global map already.

>be french
>get balls lost in Dunkerque

>ge German
>get cucked by Arab

Isn't that kind of redundant? :^)

>be brazilian
>get bleached

>be Serbian
>Remove

>be Australian
>lose the war to a fucking bird

>Shame of whites*

*In your case, that amounts to about 62% :^)

>be German
>work for fun

>be Polish
>get rekt in ww2

>be Brazilian
>get 7:1'd

>be kraut
>get converted

>be pollandais
>get fucked by all europe

you mean backstabbed by your allies ?

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>be finnish
>get great k/d ratio

>be australian
>get BTFOed by brits

>be french
>get fucked by all africa

>be strong pole
>lose to czechs in 1919

lmao

>be kurwa
>get potato

>be Polack
>immigrate to Germany for work
>comes home to "bantz" on Germany

>be hungarian
>get depressed

>be norway
>get a burqa

>be czech
>pretend you are german

>be czech
>get 88gets
>get also fucked by germans

>be czech
>pretend you are human

>be Finn
>get eye surgery because you look like a mongoloid Asian half-breed

at least we get more than ireland

>be dirty slav
>do carpentry work for norwegians while we laugh and point at you

lmao

>be Hitler
>get anglo'd

That's because half your population is in Ireland.

>be german
>actually be turkroach

impressive get my master
pls love me back :((

>be norweigan
>get rich

never been to cucknorway, don't need to
>be norway
>get alpha on the web, beta in real life

Noice :^)
You will always have my love

>ireland
>get robbed by brits

>be english
>get terrible food