Nervous?

>nervous?
>yes
>first time?
>no, I've been nervous lots of times

ITT: kino comedy

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I never noticed the tagline on the poster. It was a different time I suppose.

Top Secret is the most underrated comedy of all time

Far better than Airplane or Naked Gun

>have you ever seen a grown man naked?
You can say that again.

The white zone/red zone argument between the airport loudspeakers is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I've never been able to see an airport's PA system the same way ever since.

I love Top Secret. Great movie. better than Airplane IMO

how do you call these comedies?

>you will never own your own Otto Pilot

>>that Hand Grenade scene

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>these people need to get to a hospital right away
>what is it?
>a big building with sick people inside, but that's not important right now

airplane is the most unfunny shit ever. It also started the shitty comdy movie fad AKA scary movie flicks

if you like airplane and scary movie, you are either r3dditor or retarded

>I like my coffee black, like my men
even in 1980 they were pushing it...

oh please

found the numale with shit taste

youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk6r8TJD2U

>>Rex Kramer: part time airline mechanic, full time daredevil

Kentucky Fried Movie has some good parts but it's hard to watch unless you're interested in Zucker history

youtube.com/watch?v=gi2qFDdXr_Q

Best part

Spoofs

name your top three comedy films

>Cigarette?
>Yes, it is

t.person who thinks superbad was funny.

black dynamite

1. Project X
2. The Hangover Part II
3. Get Him to the Greek

Superbad is the Airplane of the mid-2000s though.

>giving him precious (You)s

way to make his day you losers

(paraphrased)
>Yes? Oh I see. Well let me know if his condition improves.
>*hangs up the phone*
>He's dead.
>*dramatic music*

I love Top Secret! Why is it so underrated? It almost seems forgotten.

Hey there's a dead hooker in the trunk!

Numale indeed.

>Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Borat
Tropic Thunder
Team America
Dumb and Dumber
Jackass 1-3
Austin Powers 1&2, certain parts of 3 too
Snatch (Not technically a comedy but fucking hilarious)
The Naked Gun 1&2

>Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

[Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM]

Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

[Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT]

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

[Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY]

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

[Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE]

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

[Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE]

First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know?

[Subtitle: HOW TRUE!]

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit.

[Subtitle: GOLLY]

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Still gets me everytime

It was great, you old and bitter cunt

Funny.

Awesome movie
>you dropped your fake doggy poo
>what fake doggy poo?

They took a vow of celibacy, like their fathers and their fathers before them

Fist full of yen was good

Hahahaha
Old gramma speaking jive

>GERONIMO
>GERONIMO
>ME

This guy is literally the only famous person whose death actually made me really sad.

RIP Leslie, you were a spark in a dark world.

Everything Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker is comedykino.

in my country, they changed that to winnetou since geronimo is unknown over here. doesn't even make any sense that way, they could have just left it like it is

>that boots scene

Stan Helsing

Anything with leslie neilson

This is the ultimate comedy kino.

Is this kino?

Anybody knows that one movie made around the same period and that's similar to airplane and topsecret with this chinese kungfu guy mentoring the main american lead. Then the ending has him saying "I'm awesome!" while riding off on a speedboat?

You're god damn right it is.

kung pow

With my mouth.

This is bait

Love them

HAHAHAHAHA

get out

I'mma leave this gem right here

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> The red zone is for unloading only
> WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, YOU WANT ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION!
> It's the sensible thing to do, Carol.

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lads, seriously

do we have a list of comedies like airplane, top secret, naked gun etc.? please post it