>Get me Orlando Bloom
>But sir... we can't afford him
Get me Orlando Bloom
Blake Rogers
Anthony Miller
>get me RDJ
>sir.... we don't have the money
>okay, then give me Javier Bardem
>he is busy sir
>well, then give me the third best option
Hudson Nguyen
>g-
>He's already filmed the sequel, sir.
Kevin Miller
>Get me someone that seems to be showing up in every piece of media lately
Evan Taylor
>get me Lawrence Fishburne
>but sir, our budget's run out, all we have left is $15 and this half-empty can of Coca Cola
Thomas Wilson
...
Samuel Bell
>get me a man
Connor White
...
Carson Rodriguez
Orlando Bloom has a tiny cock
Sebastian Anderson
who cares ?
Chase Brooks
Literally manlier than a man.
Nathaniel Wood
Baby dick detected
Dominic Lewis
do you think she pounded his boipucci?
Aaron Rodriguez
>judging from flaccid pictures
teenage girl detected
Carson Perez
>get m-
Nolan Garcia
Hi Orlando!
Asher Murphy
>G-
Zachary Bennett
kek
Gavin Roberts
jesus is that a face swap?
Samuel Hernandez
why is it that girls always think that their greatest trump card against men is penis insults
Easton Murphy
>can't get harrison ford
>get the densquad
Benjamin Bailey
>
>I'll do it
Jacob Adams
I actually think its weird they didn't make him Grindlewald, he plays nearly every other none French vaguely European nationality role.
Brayden Parker
>a 40oz old english and half a slim jim.
Blake Baker
It is.
Christian Allen
kek
once they go for the you're insecure/you have a small dick route you know they're properly mad