You will never be American

>You will never be American

Is there anything worse than this?

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It feels good not to be shot.

FUCK OFF YOU NIP PROXY FAGGOT
OUT OF MY BOOOOOOAAAAARRRRDDDD

It could be worse, you could live in new bongistan

>redcoats
>implying they could stop American

You are an American, problem is that Japanese government has to deal with you.

Being american.

says someone who is accustomed to being stabbed by pakis.

this. hang in there nip bro.

Being American? 50 years ago would be good. Hell even 30 years ago. Now though? Fuck that shit.

fuck off o'connor, go get your ass beat at the pub and contemplate life in the dumpster you live in.

because living in a freedom hating rain spattered socialist island shithole is better?

lmao

You can be American!

Fatso having a stroke

I'll trade my American citizenship for Russian citizenship.

America won't be a white country in 20 years if Trump loses

*There won't be a white country in 20 years if Trump loses

>america
>white

>america
>white

strong kek winds are in full force today, anons

Based fiji water bringing the bants

There was this video of a jap saying that japan is part of america. I can't find it now, but let's pretend I posted it.

Funny, when I was kid my dream was always to go to the US and have a career.

But during studies I met so many American chicks, and I couldn't bear wirh. their obnoxiousness and superficial characters. As if weighing less than 150 lbs automatically made them an 8+.

So the money wouldve been ok, but having to deal with such a kind of women was really a no-go.

Decided to move to medkit country instead. Got good money and approachable girls here. As a bonus, few niggers and prostitution is also legal. Burgerland would've been a nightmare compared to this.

Why is it always the literally not white countries?

the irony is the fact that op is everything but japanese. what a sad pathetic life.

A million Ivankas would suck dick for a ride out of that place.

Sup Japan, nice thread you got here

>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes, actually being american

because they are

J E L L Y

And butthurt their own countries don't have a board like this.

We are in a MURRICAN board yet they have to come over here to be able to post and get a glimpse at our accomplishments!

It's sad to bqh famalan desu

>Is there anything worse than this?

idk, being a bernie supporter?

>I will never have freedom and guns

Anyone can be an American. We let pretty much anybody cross the border these days. Only problem is once you're an American, you are branded as one forever.

How hard is it for the average person (no gun license/experience) to get a gun in America?

>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes, being an American

>Is there anything worse than this?

Yes.

Being a nip.

At least you're not black

what a stupid question, never come to my country.

Plenty of things worse than being an American.

Can't think of anything right now. Maybe cancer.

They grow up so fast.

In some states you can purchase them from another individual without a bill of sale or any kind of paperwork. In all states you have to provide some kind of verification if you purchase from a storefront, whether that's filling out form 4473 and getting a criminal background check (takes literally five minutes and is done over the phone at the store) or presenting something like a Concealed Handgun License card.

Only in turbocuck states do you need a "license" to do anything other than concealed carry. Just be a citizen or a resident alien, it's that simple.

>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes. Being one and getting shot.

That's not, is it?

>be american
>get shot
>go bankrupt

DESIGNATED ABORTION HOGS

>That's not, is it?

Same girl.

she's cute desu, what's her name?

Getting shot.

>You will never be American

>Is there anything worse than this?

yea being american

Indignant-chan.

>I'll never be from a country that's 60% white
thank fuck

i don't speak weeb

Not being Canadian. We're literally america but better.
>Less niggers
>Less Beaners
>Stable politics
>Clean country
>Lower crime rate
>Better living conditions
>Not having the highest incarceration rate in the world.

I could go on but lets be real, we're bigger and we're on top. If Canada and America were both in jail, America would be Canada's bitch.

What is that?

i actually chuckled out loud
you guys are cute

You are a kiwi, that is all you speak.

but your leader is a cuck faggot

you wish you could sound this good
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>Is there anything worse than this?

Yes, being american.

>Be Canada
>claim that another country is their bitch

>you guys are cute
not being a nation of faggots is also a plus, but I'll let that one slide. It must be a rarity to spot something cute in america when the average weight is 400+ pounds.

There's a wildfire going on and no one wants to put it down, and the only thing we care about is to change one fucking word in the national anthem. What a pathetic country

Europe is far better imho

i'm getting old

Better than a lying corrupt cunt or an illiterate autistic businessman with no way of competing with Trudeau's immaculate Aryan build.

no need to be upset friend
i'm one of the couple dozen or so of you guys is cute

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fpbp, baka desu senpai

Being pseudo-American.

and neither will you slav

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Are you visiting gay bars with a lot of Muslims, my friend?

>be 24
>feel like i am 30
why is this happening?

you're a nation that got cucked because cucks and women voted for a prime minister based on nothing other than "he is hawt" and "lol weed".
Getting permission from father dearest to remove you from the commonwealth after the glorious brexit, you will stop tainting us

>you will never be part of the khanate

Sorry buddy, I my maple rage was coming out there. Tends to happen when I'm up 5am browsing /pol

Actually it was because Harper was a complete dick, and the NDP leader who was supposed to oppose him recently died of cancer. The only other option was to vote Liberal in order to remove the conservative shitstains from power, Trudeau seemed level-headed enough and as long as he wasn't completely autistic it was a sure victory for the liberals.

But sure it was cause "he is hawt," and "lol weed."

Stop trying to be relevant New Zealand nobody gives a fuck about you.

ITT: Canada is embarassing

your mum gives a fuck about me