No Brendan Fraser

>No Brendan Fraser

JUST

youtu.be/IjHgzkQM2Sg

>that tagline

Im having Halo 4 flashbacks.

Was getting caught part of the mummy's plan?

Looks fucking awful.

he's too old not handsome anymore so i'm ok with that

her face looks like shit tbqh

I'd be suprised if this poster isn't actually an edit made from some ugly chick's awkward selfie.

dat scream

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>crazy tom is in it

feh. dropped.

UUUAAAAAUGH
UUUAAAAAUGH

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAGH

so tom cruise is the mummy and brendan will come fuck his shit up right ?

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That might be the first time since Rock of Ages that a Tom movie looks bad.

>Stronk womyn mummy
Seriously?

MUMMY

>that scream

That is one shit-tier poster. It looks like the DVD cover for a mid-2000s SyFy Channel Original.

>we want the Uncharted audiance

>she is white

Have anyone complained about this yet?

I thought I was the only one who heard this in the trailer. It sounded so weird.

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>Tom Cruise puts on a parachute in zero-g
WHY?

She's Egyptian, makes sense.

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WE

WUZ

IMOTEP

KINGZ

Not for the Kangz and Queenz.

and she's Algerian.

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Fuck you america, egyptians weren't nigerans.
Actress' algerian though, which is darn close to egyptians genetically.

>Modern day
>Military wankery
>Not even set in fucking Egypt instead it's in London

Is it gonna have a laser shoot up in the sky as well?

At least there will still be Arabs in traditional dress.

Cruise is 6 years older than him, think about that for a second.

Someone from deviantart made it. It's not a legit one.

Did you not see Jack Reacher Never Go Back?

this looks bad
I had high hopes
what a shame

>sand niggers blowing up Europe
>again

This looks like absolute dog shit.

I will be watching the 1999 The Mummy movie on this movies release.

That's a big plane crash

with no survivors

Honestly how did this get made?

Is Tim Cruise financing it and inserting Scientology propaganda or something?

>serious tone not fun adventure kino
>white female Egyptian mummy
>doesn't even take place in Egypt
>no brendan fraser

JUST

He really needs to stop this female side kick love interest films and fuck me its like he doesn't even give a fuck

For thou!

>ancient evil returns

It's gonna be shit but I'll still watch it.
Looks like a no brainer.
It's fun, and that's all.
Some people just want to have fun.

are we finally getting a mummy cinematic universe?

Mummy Impossible

sauce pls

Carl?

Would you?

Looks kind of shit.

The Mummy films are meant to be sort of horror/action.

This looks like its just action.

>all mummies are Egyptian

>that feel when they could have done a fourth film with Fraser and Incan mummies

>the mummy crashes this plane
>WITH ONE SHURVIVOR
Was getting caught part of her plan?

If Cruise survived the crash, CIA surely did too.

I was talking more about trailers than the movie itself. That being said, I only watched the first trailer for Never Go Back and it seemed decent. Even though Never Go Back wasn't a "good" movie, I think it's not as bad as everyone say. Reviews here were terrible, so I was pleasantly surprised when I actually saw the movie

You really didn't notice the creepy serious tone in the first half of the trailer?

>dem titties
More like MOMMY, amirite?

Am I the only one who get hard on this?

So how does he "survive" the plane crash? Some Mummy's curse shit where he can't die/regenerates?

Why they took Halo 4 tagline?

Reminded me of Prometheus

the mummy was never a good movie series

I don't know why any of you care at all

The first one with Fraser had some good characters, great score, good dialogue, and the action was appropriately scaled. It knew what it wanted to be and went for it.

bane prep time

The Mummy was okay. I loved it as a kid.
Rachel Weisz was hot af.

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I don't mind grim and gritty but this just looks like a bad action flick. The Brendan Fraser version seemed to get this concept right, a family-friendly action adventure that's a little bit scary at times. Tom Cruise's age has finally caught up with him, he looks like he could be the female lead's dad. That scream was too funny.

did someone say mummy?

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>female Mummy

SJW pandering strikes again

Happy Belated Birthday ChamCham

what is the fucking point of having 4 pupils? can the mummy see in 6D now?

You'd think an African woman would have some ass

>YIFY

Sofia a cute.

would you fuck that mummy?

>playing it up as a straight horror movie

These assholes clearly have no idea what made the first Mummy a good movie.

Yes

No Brendan no buy

It sounds like Charlie Kelly screaming.

>she is white
She's a fucking brown Arab. Are you colorblind m8?

Why did they pick such an ugly? They could have literally pick anyone, why this??

and meanwhile, the true spiritual successor to 90s egyptian funkino gets nothing but hate

that movie was absolute dogshit dude

i liked it. had too much bad CGI for sure, but so did The Mummy Returns

Absolutely.

Looks like a joke, Tom Cruise was a shit choice

This film would have been 100x better with Nostalgia mode Brendan, even if he wasn't in good shape

Instead it's Mr. Fudge Packer

>grown up nelly

oh yay, more Tom Cruise running scenes!

C U T E
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>trailer is nothing but action scenes
>a straight horror movie
Are you fucking retarded or something?

What made the first Mummy film good was Boris Karloff.

And don't forget the 1959 Hammer Films remake.

It was nothing more than a shitty Dracula remake, which wasn't even that good in the first place.

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Given the 2-3 stock sounds at the beginning, is clearly another case of having the trailer before the movie or at least the post production is done.
every damn time.