"Wanna make a baby?"

>"Wanna make a baby?"

I enjoyed the movie until that point. When I heard

>THAT FUCKING LINE

I immediately yelled WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CORNY BULLSHIT, upended my popcorn onto the floor, and stormed out of the theater. On my way out the usher told me to never come back. 3rd fucking theater I'm banned from, do you think they'll even remember my face if I go back?

I still enjoyed the movie, but that line was totally fucking uncalled for. That's the kind of corny line in a movie that you feel embarrassed for hearing.

I'll take that as a 'no'

:^(

Shit movie from beginning to end

But of course you redditors will like it because of the Max Richter track in the beginning and at the end. You're far too easily emotionally manipulated.

Nice opinion friend.

STICK IT IN MY ASS JEREMY RENNER! MAKE ME HAVE A SHIT BABY!

>From gay serial killer to American military fighting in Iraq to Hawkeye to Jason Bourne to meeting Ayy lmao's
How does he do it?

He fucks sluts

And, more importantly, can he keep getting away with it?

oh yea.. and he played a neo nazi. I forgot about that one

>he plays guitar
WELP there's the answer

It all makes sense really...

He fought in Iraq where he learned to hate minorities and queers. After being discharged, he became involved in the National Socialism movement. Realizing he was just suppressing the urges he felt in the military, he left national socialism and came out of the closet, but he was damaged psychologically from the trauma of war. He went psychotic and began to murder.

>He fought in Iraq where he learned to hate minorities and queers. After being discharged, he became involved in the National Socialism movement. Realizing he was just suppressing the urges he felt in the military, he left national socialism and came out of the closet, but he was damaged psychologically from the trauma of war. He went psychotic and began to murder.
HOLY KEK!

All of Jeremy Renner's films are secretly connected.

he was also a vampire sired by a vampire with a soul.

I propose we start calling him 'Meta Man'

>it's wrong. science, not language, is the foundation of civilization
i physically cringed

>From American military fighting in Iraq to Hawkeye to Jason Bourne to Ayy Lmao's to becoming a nazi to gay serial killer to becoming a vampire
Is this the greatest fictional character based off an actor's career?

Is this real?

Yes, he actually said that innafilm.

Yes, and 'Meta Man' is his new Marvel(tm) superhero name.

Haha, oh wow.

I mean, I could see this was reddit trash from a mile away, but that almost veers into self-parody.

why cringe?

I liked the movie, but that line was pretty Reddit-tier r/atheism smugness.

tbqh physicist are pretty cringy irl if you ever met one

Yes, it's basically the first thing he says to the female linguist he just met, even though nobody even talked about this.

i didn't get atheist vibe from that line since it's science vs language.