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>laugh at delusional once a year Saganfags subedition
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'Cuuuuuuuuse me, coming through
Climb of the beautiful girls
>20%
>>laugh at delusional once a year Saganfags subedition
So, uncomfy edition then
BOOOOOO! GO HOME PETER!
>the moment cav found out he will be abandoning le tour
Is the board of beautiful girls long enough for some proper GC action?
>20%
is this even allowed?
small gaps. this is from when froomey won in 2012.
you'll remember the image of froome, evans, wiggins appearing over the hump
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>most brutal part at the end of the climb
ooh baby
based fucking cadel
the only pure winner of the tour in the last 30 years at least
Sagan did nothing wrong.
He should be awarded a fucking medal instead for trying to kill the scum of the earth
They had 30% climb in Giro Rosa yesterday.
How many bings and bongs until the start?
>implying no Lemond
Him winning the Tour despite that stage where Cuntador went full speed once he got radiod that Evans had a mechanical was based as fuck yeah
Don't forget Sastre though, also very likely a pure rider, I really liked that guy.
>worked with Michele Ferrari in 2000
>pure
>pseudo-Buddhist, non-christian
>pure
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yeah fair call with sastre, I suppose I'm still a bit salty about that because I thought cadel would win that year
yes true, should have said 25 years
#TeamSagan
Do Roche and Delgado count as clean riders?
Sagan did literally nothing wrong.
no
>30% climb in Giro Rosa
how would women even be able to ride up that...
Put Park Sang-Hoon in Team Sagan
Extremely slowly
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faster than you
around 20 bings
ITT no less
cute but like everyone on this board, i am a professional athlete making 300k with a 8/10 wife.
Tak
>no sagan
who cares lol
I'm unemployed and take so many benzos that I cant even get an erection
Froome and Porte mark each up the climb, the rest of the GC race is in shambles behind them and-
BAH GAWD ITS PETER SAGAN DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS ON A CHARIOT MADE OF BORA KITCHEN TOPS. THE EARTH SHAKES AS HE DOES A NO-HANDED, NO BIKE WHEELIE OVER THE FINISH TO WIN BY 18 MINUTES. IN PENANCE, THE RACE JURY CANCELS THE GREEN JERSEY COMPETITION AND DECLARES HIM THE ETERNAL WINNER.
Sad!
won't happen
>no more faggy voice
bless you
what do you want an erection for?
Sagan is still in the race, you morons.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
What a clown
Got my boys coming over.
Doubles for Quintana attack
Can't wait for >pinot to do a >pinot
jara reyes what are you doing in the uk
quintana is like me at a bar filled with women
>m-maybe tomorrow
joj
for me, it's maybe next year when i'm better looking.
rate my starters spuh
hello
Lel
What did he mean by this?
>Cav and Sagan equally at fault
Ayy
get rid of that south african. he will flop.
salut petite putain
>IF quintana will attack
>it will be for 20 meters
>Froome will catch him
>this will happen 0 to 3 times
every mountain stage on TdF with quintana and Froome in it.
PM all but ruined TdF mountain stages since Wiggins tbqh.
rude...
but when you finally attack it's going to be brutal and violent
he's one of the best young climbers in the Tour my dude, had a great Criterium de Dauphine and finished top ten in the Tour last year
>tfw once-a-year fans swear to never watch the tour again
are you still Madiot?
today it will be Aru, Porte, Froome, Fuglkang
flop
Aru will flop
Porte will lose 10-20 seconds today
Froome doesn't win but takes yellow
Fuglsang will finish before Aru but lose time to Froome
>Porte will lose 10-20 seconds today
at least
that faggot is such a consistent let down
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last two times it has been Froome and Nibali winning this finish.
I think Aru flops later
god i hate david millar
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is it rape if she is a whote?
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1:05 onwards, Froome just has the bigger balls
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*whore
Froome will literally motor his way up today to take a 3 minute lead
>DQagan
Wow.
Porte has said he had trouble with getting sick in the last week of a GT. He has gotten his mouth testicles removed so maybe he won't get sick
THANKS JUAN
getting sick in the third week is code for 'i am shit and cant ride a three week tour without being completely shit at it and pussying out and going home like a worthless faggot'.
In every year Froome has won the Tour he has won the first mountain stage.
>78 posts before coverage even starts
Doesn't look like today's thread will be particularly comfy.
CASUALS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro
poopie poo
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro
Not enough French (quality) posters tbqh
I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro
hey lads, where can I find a stream?
hello sweetie
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at the bottom of the mountain ;P
VOECKLER ATTAQUE!!!
Today is his birthday
there was an attempt
KIWI MENTIONED
God damn Voeckler always looks good while not actually riding a bike.
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>88
COMFY CASTLE