/tdf/ stage 5

>GC edition
>laugh at delusional once a year Saganfags subedition

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'Cuuuuuuuuse me, coming through

Climb of the beautiful girls
>20%

>>laugh at delusional once a year Saganfags subedition


So, uncomfy edition then

BOOOOOO! GO HOME PETER!

>the moment cav found out he will be abandoning le tour

Is the board of beautiful girls long enough for some proper GC action?

>20%
is this even allowed?

small gaps. this is from when froomey won in 2012.

you'll remember the image of froome, evans, wiggins appearing over the hump

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>most brutal part at the end of the climb
ooh baby

based fucking cadel

the only pure winner of the tour in the last 30 years at least

Sagan did nothing wrong.
He should be awarded a fucking medal instead for trying to kill the scum of the earth

They had 30% climb in Giro Rosa yesterday.

How many bings and bongs until the start?

>implying no Lemond

Him winning the Tour despite that stage where Cuntador went full speed once he got radiod that Evans had a mechanical was based as fuck yeah

Don't forget Sastre though, also very likely a pure rider, I really liked that guy.

>worked with Michele Ferrari in 2000
>pure


>pseudo-Buddhist, non-christian
>pure

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yeah fair call with sastre, I suppose I'm still a bit salty about that because I thought cadel would win that year

yes true, should have said 25 years

#TeamSagan

Do Roche and Delgado count as clean riders?

Sagan did literally nothing wrong.

no

>30% climb in Giro Rosa

how would women even be able to ride up that...

Put Park Sang-Hoon in Team Sagan

Extremely slowly

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faster than you

around 20 bings

ITT no less

cute but like everyone on this board, i am a professional athlete making 300k with a 8/10 wife.

Tak

>no sagan

who cares lol

I'm unemployed and take so many benzos that I cant even get an erection

Froome and Porte mark each up the climb, the rest of the GC race is in shambles behind them and-
BAH GAWD ITS PETER SAGAN DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS ON A CHARIOT MADE OF BORA KITCHEN TOPS. THE EARTH SHAKES AS HE DOES A NO-HANDED, NO BIKE WHEELIE OVER THE FINISH TO WIN BY 18 MINUTES. IN PENANCE, THE RACE JURY CANCELS THE GREEN JERSEY COMPETITION AND DECLARES HIM THE ETERNAL WINNER.

Sad!

won't happen

>no more faggy voice
bless you

twitter.com/ilbazzo/status/882190796929347584

what do you want an erection for?

Sagan is still in the race, you morons.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

What a clown

Got my boys coming over.

Doubles for Quintana attack

Can't wait for >pinot to do a >pinot

jara reyes what are you doing in the uk

quintana is like me at a bar filled with women

>m-maybe tomorrow

joj

for me, it's maybe next year when i'm better looking.

rate my starters spuh

hello

Lel

What did he mean by this?

>Cav and Sagan equally at fault
Ayy

get rid of that south african. he will flop.

salut petite putain

>IF quintana will attack
>it will be for 20 meters
>Froome will catch him
>this will happen 0 to 3 times

every mountain stage on TdF with quintana and Froome in it.

PM all but ruined TdF mountain stages since Wiggins tbqh.

rude...

but when you finally attack it's going to be brutal and violent

he's one of the best young climbers in the Tour my dude, had a great Criterium de Dauphine and finished top ten in the Tour last year

>tfw once-a-year fans swear to never watch the tour again
are you still Madiot?

today it will be Aru, Porte, Froome, Fuglkang

flop

Aru will flop
Porte will lose 10-20 seconds today
Froome doesn't win but takes yellow
Fuglsang will finish before Aru but lose time to Froome

>Porte will lose 10-20 seconds today
at least

that faggot is such a consistent let down

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last two times it has been Froome and Nibali winning this finish.
I think Aru flops later

god i hate david millar

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is it rape if she is a whote?

youtube.com/watch?v=XfiQA1PK74s
1:05 onwards, Froome just has the bigger balls

BARDET
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*whore

Froome will literally motor his way up today to take a 3 minute lead

>DQagan

Wow.

Porte has said he had trouble with getting sick in the last week of a GT. He has gotten his mouth testicles removed so maybe he won't get sick

THANKS JUAN

getting sick in the third week is code for 'i am shit and cant ride a three week tour without being completely shit at it and pussying out and going home like a worthless faggot'.

In every year Froome has won the Tour he has won the first mountain stage.

>78 posts before coverage even starts

Doesn't look like today's thread will be particularly comfy.

CASUALS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

poopie poo

I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

Not enough French (quality) posters tbqh

I prefer this to the threads being completely dead on the opening days like for the Giro

hey lads, where can I find a stream?

hello sweetie

MAJKA
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at the bottom of the mountain ;P

VOECKLER ATTAQUE!!!
Today is his birthday

there was an attempt

KIWI MENTIONED

God damn Voeckler always looks good while not actually riding a bike.

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>88

COMFY CASTLE