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BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY

Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians
Lions 16-22 Blues
Lions 12-3 Crusaders
Lions 22-23 Highlanders
Lions 32-10 Maori All Blacks
Lions 34-6 Chiefs
Lions 15-30 New Zealand, 1st test
Lions 31-31 Hurricanes
Lions 24-21 New Zealand, 2nd test

*wipes face*

>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 16

>Fri 7 July
9:45pm Reds v Brumbies
11:55pm Force v Rebels

>Sat 8 July
9:45pm Waratahs v Jaguares

>Sun 9 July
3:15am Bulls v Kings
5:30am Stormers v Sunwolves


*all times RWCT*

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reminder that the reds are /ourguys/

*peaks into thread*

*crusades*

I think we can all agree that teams that wear primarily red are horrible cunts.

Teams that wear black are class acts

I was googling "Chiefs strip" to meme their strip to you, and then it came up with all the mad Monday and stripper harassing news articles.
Chiefs are included in the primarily red category tttt.

Stop being so mad about the Chiefs, you're going to have a hernia

Simmer down you lot

Sharks..

you usually get a hernia from heavy lifting. Everyone's getting one from having to carry chiefs fans' shit chat.

Fuck mate us chiefs fans should just shut up shop. Well played

I'm not even remotely upset I just remembered another reason to dislike the disgrace to NZ rugby that is the Chiefs. Feel free to defend these sexual predators as much as you want my dude but I for one condone their practices and can not in good conscious talk about this dreadful blight of a team in a positive light.

lmao

Absolutely BASED.

>but I for one condone their practices
Make your fucking mind up.

Just poured meself another glass of red in order to watch more /rug/ sperging, ama.

Which variety and vineyard?

What is the accepted duration to have been dating a girl before you can get down on one knee for her?

mate it's clearly chardonnay weather what gives.

Your still mad over that time they molested the Sharts in the final huh?

I have had 2x three year+ relationships and didn't feel the need to propose during either? When you know you know.

No, it's bloody freezing and I'm having a shiraz.

what are the legs on it like

pfft. I'm so fucking sick of shiraz. Every mixed dozen I get has like 3 bottles of shiraz in it like I'm eating lamb 5 days a week. When you grow up you'll move away from shiraz and start drinking spanish varietals and cab sav.

Excellent post

Want to marry my Aussie girl after we've spent like a year living together, where's a nice place to honeymoon to in New Zealand lad?

Legs on the wine are clinging like you wouldn't believe, top drop, thinking about buying a case.

Legs on the wife? They'll get wrapped around my ears shortly.

>Want to marry my Aussie girl after we've spent like a year living together
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

>where's a nice place to honeymoon to in New Zealand lad?
Depends what you're into. Queenstown is pretty sick and is generally the best. I'd recommend campervanning down the South Island.

*Brit enters the thread*

*does a haka to welcome you*

*pisses on you with warmth*

What's good lad

stellar post mate

>warb wipe™

I enjoy a good wooded chardonnay with seafood

I wooded a girl named Chardonnay once

Sounds like an overweight islander.

Have you seen Boy?

>Boy
Sorry mate I only watch rugby, not interested in your kiddy fiddling movies.

>sanjay sitting out of training
worry.jpg

Jones should bring him back 2bh

Quick I need a tier list of rugby jerseys

baddies > every other jersey

Munster are literally the classiest team in rugby.

Georgia, Tonga, Japan and Canada are all sound lads too

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAAAAaaa

*inhales*

HAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Scarlets and Munster are the good guys of the Pro12
inb4 that poof that gets triggered by the word scarlet

>he actually believes this shit

Munster=pashun, pride and meat and taytos rugby
Scarlets=top lads, fun brand of rugby

Literally the same person

*wews into thread*

Just had some Reeses peanut butter cups lads. No wonder americans are so fat, shit was pure sugar.

I replied to my own post by mistake. Meant to reply to

I can smell your filthy Scarlet stench a mile off.

Tried some a while ago. Could feel my teeth disentegrating a tiny bit as I ate em. Pretty disgusting

*enters thread to booming*
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUm38ordrqc

>Halfpenny out of contract
REV UP THOSE SHEKELS BOYS

And Spain, Chile, Morocco, Singapore and Portugal?

And Wales.

>toulon don't want him
>ospreys, scarlets and blues don't need him
Aviva Tbh

Anyone want to go to the pub later

what ye drinkin' lad

want to become a prop, is it too late

it's never too late
start drinking and eating pies for every meal

Start eating
Stop showering

The Bus is back lads
are we, dare I say it, fucked?

allblacks.com/News/31053/all-blacks-team-named-for-final-test
1. Joe Moody (27)
2. Codie Taylor (18)
3. Owen Franks (93)
4. Brodie Retallick (63)
5. Samuel Whitelock (87)
6. Jerome Kaino (80)
7. Sam Cane (43)
8. Kieran Read (99) - Captain
9. Aaron Smith (61)
10. Beauden Barrett (52)
11. Julian Savea (53)
12. Ngani Laumape (1)
13. Anton Lienert-Brown (12)
14. Israel Dagg (64)
15. Jordie Barrett (1)

16. Nathan Harris (7)
17. Wyatt Crockett (61)
18. Charlie Faumuina (49)
19. Scott Barrett (7)
20. Ardie Savea (15)
21. TJ Perenara (32)
22. Aaron Cruden (49)
23. Malakai Fekitoa (23)

I though the Picture was Manchester United.

if he's been anything like his form was the last two years has been, we'll be fine lad

>fatvea
>lanklet barrett
Just give us the series right now

he is unironically a big-game player though
And the Canes don't really use him much, they get Beauden and Jordie doing the clever stuff and use Aso/Laumape to run over pies

Kronebourg lad

*does a runner with the lads when you go to the toilet*

*comes back*
L-lads?

>Read will win his 100th cap against the Wallabies

Kek they're going to get reamed

*pisses on you*

oh sweetie, his 100th cap is against the lions

>a Brit decides what kiwis want at 5 in the morning

UNCHANGED
M
A
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>The English, Irish and Welsh Lions
Scots SEETHING

kiwis are up.

>squad that scraped a win vs 14 All Blacks unchanged
Ummmm is that a good idea? On paper it really doesn't seem like it.

Rugby isn't played on paper

Your right and what sounds bad in theory is usually terrible in practice

Makes me think tbhfamalam

Based Jordie, I bet redditunion is on suicide watch.

STRAIGHT OFF THE PRESS FROM REDDIT

Lions team to face New Zealand:
15: Liam 'Cletus' Williams,
14: Anthony Watson,
13: Jonathan 'Foxy' Davies,
12: Owen Farrell,
11: Elliot Daly,
10: Johnny 'loop round' Sexton,
9: Conor Murray,
1: 'Mad' Mako Vunipola,
2: Jamie George,
3: Tadhg 'Dukebox' Furlong,
4: Maro 'The Clap' Itoje, ... lol
5: Alun 'Win' Jones,
6: Sam Warburton (capt),
7: Sean 'Tullow Tank' O’Brien, (I don't know what a Tullow Tank is either)
8: Taulupe Faletau.

Replacements:
Ken 'The Sheriff' Owens
Jack McGrath
Kyle "The Kitchen" Sinckler
Courtney Lawes
CJ Stander
Rhys Webb
Ben Te’o
Jack Nowell.

Will there be any Scottish players starting?

Gatland never forgave the Scots for beating his brave boys in red during the 6N this year, so no.

ffs look above you lad

>Be All Blacks
>be the proclaimed best team in the world of sport (not just Rugby)
>lose a game of rugby to a team chucked together last month

hmmm

You are like a month later with this over used meme lad. Try again in 12 years time

Hurricanes backline > All Blacks backline to be honest with you.

Poor Naholo 2bh. He should be there, shame the lions had to target him and take him out. I think this should be chalked up as a moral victory already tttt

don't be bitter

it's not AB fault

it's that rugby is a shit sport with no technical skill

>with no technical skill
you're an idiot

Imagine being so starved for attention you have to tripfag.

Can't outsmart muscular and elite /rug/ you paki.

BASED OPINION!
How will they ever recover.

shit sport, no history

...

>Kyle "The Kitchen" Sinckler
That's pretty funny

I bet he uses a trip and it will be something he is proud of not one of the dozens things that are clearly sub par about him. Maybe his height?

About to start drinking lads, what should I start with?