Baby Groot charges at you with this expression on his face

>...What do?

leave the theater after realizing i walked into a kids movie

knock on it

think it's cute and buy a toy

underrated

>reddit: the movie

just fucking nuke america someone please

Dance to some nice 70's pop music

Maybe one day I'll write a bigger post but all Marvel movies are now made for women.

That's why there's baby Groot, that's why they are all flash and no substance, that's why there's quips, that's why the mood changes all the time from tense, to funny, to plot driven.

These movies are all made for women. Every time I watch these my gf absolutely loves them even though they're all so mediocre .

Think about it, every time you watch them you end up thinking, "Yeah, it wasn't bad but it wasn't great" and it's because the formula is simplified to appeal to women.

Disney man, geniuses.

Do a barrel roll

Dance, dance, dance the night away.

kill myself in self-defense

Raaww

>post laughing Evans, of course!

DANCE OFF BRO

YOU AND ME

...

you're probably right.

they are getting less quipy and fun

dr stranges quips were very weak and there was that fucking beyonce joke

I would use this on it kek.

nooooo

Light my Zippo.

>hurr make him the "cute character" the audiences will go nuts for

this type of thing is insulting and dumb. but many people fall for it

GotG had a nice cheesy Canon/Empire/Roger Cormam film vibe to it which I enjoyed in a purely post-ironic sense

I hope part 2 keeps up its level of fun trash
But this trailer was fucking awful