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What are some spicy examples of beef being real between fighters?

what is this guy who loos like but isn't Anik called ?

Dave Sholler

Cody and TJ

Schaub and Browne

Schaub is a cuck, his wife is a whore, and his bastard child gets raped. There, are you happy to hear that? Can we all try to move on from this now? I would really like this general to go back to discussing MMA

this IS the thread

It wasn't funny the 3rd time and it's not funny now. Get a life.

So...Tyron Woodley as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Yes? No? Maybe so?

He also is severely brain damaged, his comedy sucks, sneaker expert is not a real job, was bad at fighting, is fat and at least bi-curious if not gay

What does heem mean?

He Eats Edamame Meals

who is your least favorite fighter heem?

>Can we all try to move on from this now?

IDK, are you going to move on from posting Schaub outside of when he's strictly relevant to current events?

I'd rather see Carano as Patricia Bateman.

I'm not joking. I'm willing to admit it if they will stop with the Schaub insults.

Sure he is all of those. Happy?

they'll stop the insults if you stop the pics desu

Not falling for your scheme this time imposter. Going to take a break from /heem/ for an hour. Posts without the Sup Forums pass symbol is an imposter. Not going to let you get me banned.

Conor and Floyd are going to have a press conference in approx. 2 weeks!

His
Erection
Embarrasses
Max

Nah Woodley is a great fighter but a shit entertainer with the charisma of cardboard

Good fighters aren't always good entertainers

but Jon Jones would make an excellent American Psycho

did anyone get USADA'd harder than this guy?

Johny Hendricks easily

Dis is not a terapy seshin.

Just watch him buy 4chin fite pass just to spite you

>all according to keikaku

true, he's smart enough to give up sooner though so he hasn't taken as bad a beating as chris

People would just have to see pass user since 2016. If the imposter buys a pass it would say user since 2017.

I'm not an imposter. Just your average guy trying to spread the teachings of Schaub

Schaub bless

I hope he makes his way back and fights Jacare or Rockhold again

his fights were at least competitive and rankings are way more choatic than people give them credit for... he'd still fuck up Bisping

Most of the top 5 can beat each other on a given night

On the other hand Pettis and Hendricks : (

>Not going to let you get me banned.

You know that the mods can see whose posts are whose, right?

Are you going to stop posting Schaub pics? I promise that I won't insult Schaub if nobody posts him first.

Fuck Rockhold, I'm glad nobody is fighting that salty faggot. Though I am hearing him saying Mousasi's name?

For me its her

>Kookie tribute

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Pettis is less justed than the Chris in my opinion

>lost to 2 LW and FW champions
>lost to #3 LW contender
>won impressively against #6 FW contender

only one of his loses was by stoppage.
Weidman on the other hand was heemed 3 times in a row, and looked like an absolute pussy against Moose. Pettis has a winnable fight ahead of him and Chris is getting heemed by a burrito fridge in his own backyard

Rockhold Moose would be an amazing fight... I hope they resign Moose he's such a good fighter

Mousasi is only in fighting for money if he gets a better offer from some other promotion he's gone

thats what anyone should do. make more money, fight easier competition, no brainer

I just got out of my pool what happened to the travis browne thread. Asking unironically.

I don't think the Chris ever looked as unbeatable as Pettis before he started losing

no you're right the Chris stoppages were brutal and will definitely take their toll

He was doing so well round 1 of the fight with Moose I have no idea what happened that 2nd round and its a shame he just quit

If he loses to Kelvin I hope he retires, hes actually entertaining on the mic and reminds me of my wrestling coaches growing up he'd make a great Analyst

Mods kinkshamed Brendan Schaub's cuck lifestyle.

Bellator is shit. I really want to see Scott Coker fail.

I honestly think Moose would take less money for a title shot but given the UFC are happy and accommodating letting Bisping pull the shit he is

that's probably not going to happen

Apparently Rory gets 300k a fight over at Bellator? I hope Moose gets paid either way

Side note fuck GSP

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Strikeforce was amazing I have no idea why Coker just doesn't do that again

This

Isn't Rizin a japanese promotion?

It really is unnecessary to take your shirt off for a tattoo there

For me, it's Asspen Lard.

literally only retards get tattoos

if aspen actually had some bunda id be all in on her

Cute doggo

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He won the first round against Moose but he wasn't doing "so well"

Coker already ruined his first aka prospect in bellator and he hasn't poached enough UFC talent yet. The coker magic is gone

too much european blood

super cute

I'm sure a certain Canadian will try and steal this, just like all my OC

I hope Woodley Heems Maia

I hope it doesn't take more than 2 rounds, whoever wins

I feel sorry for Maia
Barely gets any time and is forced onto 214 in case DC/Jones doesn't happen

masvidal > maia

whats wrong with you?

Idolize him or live every waking moment thinking about him, you must respect Dana White.

It's gonna be super boring is it's not over by then, that means either

>Maia is backbacking but unable to get the choke
>Tyron is hesitant to throw anything and they are just standing around

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im guessing he doesnt want to watch a 25 minute staring contest

agreed, these guys only have so many fights in their prime and bisbong is wasting their time. they need to just make as much as possible

Do you guys think romero will try to take whiteker down?

Yes

is valentina a decent underdog bet?

no

was ronda technically USADA'd? she's 0-2 since the testing started and she had "knock out power" pre-USADA so why isnt it speculated more?

Do you think that he will finish whiteaker by gnp or by standing KO due imposed TD threat

missed me?

i promise you valentina will lose. dont wast your money friendo

man, nunes is so fucking ugly it's unreal

whats this islandniggers deal with plain looking women

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She's the favourite. She was a good underdog.

>she's 0-2 since the testing started
Bethe was post-USADA lad.

>losing in 30 seconds to clawjuh

"no"

*Laffs while keeping the straweight gate closed*

fucking disgusting

Nunes is a fuckin idiot.She's like a 7yo trapped in John Stamos body.I pick Shevchenko cause she's an all around fighter and disciplined

>that awful sprinting form

you'd think a guy who trained for the olympics would at least know how to sprint

lol
i'd like to hear your rationale

have fun with those doors

GnP probably but who knows he could end it with elbows as well

I'm interested in whether Whit tries some more head kicks and if Yoel just fucking ankle picks him

literally cringed

Is Claudia the Frankie Edgar of the Straweight division?

Rematch now

He's training using a specific form, you never did a day of track and field fucking nerd.

is Brandolf Schitler's wife faithful?

you think it will happen in round 2 or 3? Or maybe even round 4?

romero is always inactive in round 1. Kinda funny people think whiteaker would finish romero late even though all his finishes are in round 1 or 2

Clawja/Andrade is the fight to make desu

It'd be interesting to see if Claudia's style works on Andrade, who's pretty big and relies on her size often. Claudia probably has the better striking but I don't think that's where the fight would take place

>Bisping doesn't realize Whittaker is a more of a worse case scenario than Yoel

lads whats the odds on whether Romero poops himself Saturday?

Pretty low, BJM will call the fight and give Romero a TKO loss.

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Best MMA tribute

depends on if he eats fried chicken and ribs 2 hours before the fight

probably round 3, I don't think we've ever actually seen him in Championship rounds but he probably has the stamina to go forever

real question is what shit is his corner going to pull?


Yoel has won 11 of his 13 fights by KO and retired like 2 people

Did they pass that rule already ?

Nevada did, I'm pretty sure. BJM said on twitter that that's how he'd deal with the situation anyway after Kish Schaub'ed herself.