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Now THIS is a well thought out OP
This is the thread
What are some spicy examples of beef being real between fighters?
what is this guy who loos like but isn't Anik called ?
Dave Sholler
Cody and TJ
Schaub and Browne
Schaub is a cuck, his wife is a whore, and his bastard child gets raped. There, are you happy to hear that? Can we all try to move on from this now? I would really like this general to go back to discussing MMA
this IS the thread
It wasn't funny the 3rd time and it's not funny now. Get a life.
So...Tyron Woodley as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Yes? No? Maybe so?
He also is severely brain damaged, his comedy sucks, sneaker expert is not a real job, was bad at fighting, is fat and at least bi-curious if not gay
What does heem mean?
He Eats Edamame Meals
who is your least favorite fighter heem?
>Can we all try to move on from this now?
IDK, are you going to move on from posting Schaub outside of when he's strictly relevant to current events?
I'd rather see Carano as Patricia Bateman.
I'm not joking. I'm willing to admit it if they will stop with the Schaub insults.
Sure he is all of those. Happy?
they'll stop the insults if you stop the pics desu
Not falling for your scheme this time imposter. Going to take a break from /heem/ for an hour. Posts without the Sup Forums pass symbol is an imposter. Not going to let you get me banned.
Conor and Floyd are going to have a press conference in approx. 2 weeks!
His
Erection
Embarrasses
Max
Nah Woodley is a great fighter but a shit entertainer with the charisma of cardboard
Good fighters aren't always good entertainers
but Jon Jones would make an excellent American Psycho
did anyone get USADA'd harder than this guy?
Johny Hendricks easily
Dis is not a terapy seshin.
Just watch him buy 4chin fite pass just to spite you
>all according to keikaku
true, he's smart enough to give up sooner though so he hasn't taken as bad a beating as chris
People would just have to see pass user since 2016. If the imposter buys a pass it would say user since 2017.
I'm not an imposter. Just your average guy trying to spread the teachings of Schaub
Schaub bless
I hope he makes his way back and fights Jacare or Rockhold again
his fights were at least competitive and rankings are way more choatic than people give them credit for... he'd still fuck up Bisping
Most of the top 5 can beat each other on a given night
On the other hand Pettis and Hendricks : (
>Not going to let you get me banned.
You know that the mods can see whose posts are whose, right?
Are you going to stop posting Schaub pics? I promise that I won't insult Schaub if nobody posts him first.
Fuck Rockhold, I'm glad nobody is fighting that salty faggot. Though I am hearing him saying Mousasi's name?
Pettis is less justed than the Chris in my opinion
>lost to 2 LW and FW champions
>lost to #3 LW contender
>won impressively against #6 FW contender
only one of his loses was by stoppage.
Weidman on the other hand was heemed 3 times in a row, and looked like an absolute pussy against Moose. Pettis has a winnable fight ahead of him and Chris is getting heemed by a burrito fridge in his own backyard
Rockhold Moose would be an amazing fight... I hope they resign Moose he's such a good fighter
Mousasi is only in fighting for money if he gets a better offer from some other promotion he's gone
thats what anyone should do. make more money, fight easier competition, no brainer
I just got out of my pool what happened to the travis browne thread. Asking unironically.
I don't think the Chris ever looked as unbeatable as Pettis before he started losing
no you're right the Chris stoppages were brutal and will definitely take their toll
He was doing so well round 1 of the fight with Moose I have no idea what happened that 2nd round and its a shame he just quit
If he loses to Kelvin I hope he retires, hes actually entertaining on the mic and reminds me of my wrestling coaches growing up he'd make a great Analyst
Mods kinkshamed Brendan Schaub's cuck lifestyle.
Bellator is shit. I really want to see Scott Coker fail.
I honestly think Moose would take less money for a title shot but given the UFC are happy and accommodating letting Bisping pull the shit he is
that's probably not going to happen
Apparently Rory gets 300k a fight over at Bellator? I hope Moose gets paid either way
Side note fuck GSP
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Strikeforce was amazing I have no idea why Coker just doesn't do that again
This
Isn't Rizin a japanese promotion?
It really is unnecessary to take your shirt off for a tattoo there
For me, it's Asspen Lard.
literally only retards get tattoos
if aspen actually had some bunda id be all in on her
Cute doggo
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He won the first round against Moose but he wasn't doing "so well"
Coker already ruined his first aka prospect in bellator and he hasn't poached enough UFC talent yet. The coker magic is gone
too much european blood
super cute
I'm sure a certain Canadian will try and steal this, just like all my OC
I hope Woodley Heems Maia
I hope it doesn't take more than 2 rounds, whoever wins
I feel sorry for Maia
Barely gets any time and is forced onto 214 in case DC/Jones doesn't happen
masvidal > maia
whats wrong with you?
Idolize him or live every waking moment thinking about him, you must respect Dana White.
It's gonna be super boring is it's not over by then, that means either
>Maia is backbacking but unable to get the choke
>Tyron is hesitant to throw anything and they are just standing around
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im guessing he doesnt want to watch a 25 minute staring contest
agreed, these guys only have so many fights in their prime and bisbong is wasting their time. they need to just make as much as possible
Do you guys think romero will try to take whiteker down?
Yes
is valentina a decent underdog bet?
no
was ronda technically USADA'd? she's 0-2 since the testing started and she had "knock out power" pre-USADA so why isnt it speculated more?
Do you think that he will finish whiteaker by gnp or by standing KO due imposed TD threat
missed me?
i promise you valentina will lose. dont wast your money friendo
man, nunes is so fucking ugly it's unreal
whats this islandniggers deal with plain looking women
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She's the favourite. She was a good underdog.
>she's 0-2 since the testing started
Bethe was post-USADA lad.
>losing in 30 seconds to clawjuh
"no"
*Laffs while keeping the straweight gate closed*
fucking disgusting
Nunes is a fuckin idiot.She's like a 7yo trapped in John Stamos body.I pick Shevchenko cause she's an all around fighter and disciplined
>that awful sprinting form
you'd think a guy who trained for the olympics would at least know how to sprint
lol
i'd like to hear your rationale
have fun with those doors
GnP probably but who knows he could end it with elbows as well
I'm interested in whether Whit tries some more head kicks and if Yoel just fucking ankle picks him
literally cringed
Is Claudia the Frankie Edgar of the Straweight division?
Rematch now
He's training using a specific form, you never did a day of track and field fucking nerd.
is Brandolf Schitler's wife faithful?
you think it will happen in round 2 or 3? Or maybe even round 4?
romero is always inactive in round 1. Kinda funny people think whiteaker would finish romero late even though all his finishes are in round 1 or 2
Clawja/Andrade is the fight to make desu
It'd be interesting to see if Claudia's style works on Andrade, who's pretty big and relies on her size often. Claudia probably has the better striking but I don't think that's where the fight would take place
>Bisping doesn't realize Whittaker is a more of a worse case scenario than Yoel
lads whats the odds on whether Romero poops himself Saturday?
Pretty low, BJM will call the fight and give Romero a TKO loss.
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depends on if he eats fried chicken and ribs 2 hours before the fight
probably round 3, I don't think we've ever actually seen him in Championship rounds but he probably has the stamina to go forever
real question is what shit is his corner going to pull?
Yoel has won 11 of his 13 fights by KO and retired like 2 people
Did they pass that rule already ?
Nevada did, I'm pretty sure. BJM said on twitter that that's how he'd deal with the situation anyway after Kish Schaub'ed herself.