Björk and Yorke Rom-Com 3: Part Two

So finally getting around to continuing the third installment of the fanfic. Here's a link to the pastebin containing what we have so far for this part: pastebin.com/PDMx2CX5 If anyone wants it to be posted in this thread for the sake of convenience I can do that too.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=AGjGh74n_9U
youtube.com/watch?v=3V1Lov1U9mU
pastebin.com/Bh7E1sD4
pastebin.com/iFapgvfc
youtube.com/watch?v=v0BgFC3R3-A
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/76647826/
youtube.com/watch?v=vrfc8c6VkTA
dailymotion.com/video/x59bv6m
youtube.com/watch?v=2bGPPBoh9E8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Also, maybe post some of your favourite Bjork/Radiohead/Bowie songs so we can have music discussion so the thread doesn't 404 on us.

One of my favourite Bjork tracks: youtube.com/watch?v=AGjGh74n_9U

hahhaha enjoyed that reading

youtube.com/watch?v=3V1Lov1U9mU

post first 2

I'm glad you did. And a very apt choice for a song.
Here you go:
pastebin.com/Bh7E1sD4
pastebin.com/iFapgvfc

thanks!

Alright lads, here we go. As always, criticism and suggestions are encouraged.

>Late into the night, while the town's residents sleep, two figures can be seen walking towards each other in the middle of the town square
>Thor
"This is very late for a meeting. What did you want?"
>The other man, face hidden by a low hood
"Thanks for coming. I need...a favour of sorts. This document, I need you to tell me what it says."
>The man hands over a folder containing a series of papers
>Thor opens the folder and stares over the papers in the dark light, they seem to be photocopies of writing
"This..."
>Thor looks up at the man in shock.
"Is this Bjork's diary?!"
>Thom
"I know it's weird man, but I gotta find out what it says, and I don't know who else to ask!"
>Thor
"What the hell. Does Bjork know you have this?"
>Thom
"No, and you can't tell her! You don't understand what I risked to get this. She's a monster when she's angry! I'm risking my life just being here!"
>Thor
"Don't I know it. You should've seen that time in high school when that girl put gum in Bjork's hair. Dear god, the carnage. That girl hasn't chewed gum since."
>Thom
"Promise! Promise you won't tell her! Swear it on Odin!
>Thor
"Chill dude, I won't tell. I'll see what I can do about translating this. I'll contact you once I'm done."
>Thom
"Thanks man, I owe you one."
>Thor
"Damn right you do."

hi user! didn't know that you were going to update the story.
>fav Bowie song
Neuköln is beautiful.
youtube.com/watch?v=v0BgFC3R3-A

Bowieposter! How's it going?
>didn't know that you were going to update the story.
Yeah I bumped into the original OP a couple weeks back and we just decided to keep going for fun. We missed you in that thread. Here's a link if you want to see: archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/76647826/
>Neuköln is beautiful.
Yeah it is. Here's one of my favourite Bowie compositions: youtube.com/watch?v=vrfc8c6VkTA

I'm doing great, just finished all of my projects. What about you?
never been a huge fan of Diamond Dogs. The one you posted is the only part that I like.
dailymotion.com/video/x59bv6m

>archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/76647826/
thanks!

Yeah just finished my exams and stuff on Sunday, which is why there's two week gap between the first part of this and today.
I'm quite the fan of Diamond Dogs, but then again I'm a fan of everything Bowie did in the 70s, other than Pin Ups. That's an interesting video, haven't seen it before. I'll save it for later.
Now if only OP was here it'd be just like old times.

>Thor walks back to his place in the dark, opens the door, and immediately sees the figure on the other side of the room
"Who the fuck are you?! What are you doing here?"
>Thor quickly flips on the lights and sees the man's face
"You, you're that guy from-"
>The man
"Yes, that's right. I'm here to pay you back for the displeasure I was served that day."
>Thor's eyes widen as he sees the man holds up a gun.

>Bjork wakes up and stretches
>She looks over to see that she and Thom, who is over in the kitchen preparing coffee, are the only ones left in the apartment
>Bjork
"Good morning, Thom."
>Thom
"Ah, awake? Sleep well on the sofa?"
>Bjork
"Very well. Seems the professor and Iggy have left."
>Thom, walking over with two cups of coffee and handing one to Bjork
"Yeah, they were gone before I got bac-"
>Thom coughs
"Before I got up. They were gone before then."
>Bjork, sipping her coffee, getting up and walking towards the telephone
"I see. Well then, I'm going to call Thor."
>Thom coughs up some coffee, clears his throat and tries to speak calmly
"Er, w-what for?"
>Bjork
"I've lost contact with some of my old friends, was hoping he'd have their numbers. I want to introduce more of them to you."
>Thom
"Ah, yes, good idea."
>Bjork
"He's not picking up, must be out. Well, we'll just do something else today."
>Thom, with a quiet voice
"Well...we do have those costum-"
>Bjork
"Oooh, I know! How about we go see the lagoon out of town?"
>Thom
"Y-yeah...uh, sure."
>Bjork
"Why, was their something else you wanted to do?"
>Thom
"No no that sounds good."
>Bjork, cheerfully smiling
"Great! I absolutely love it there, it's fantastically beautiful!"
>Bjork moves up to Thom and seductively moves her hands around him as she leans in slowly.
"And very romantic too..."
>Bjork moves up and kisses Thom
>Thom, thinking mournfully to himself as they kiss
'How much longer must I wait?'

As someone who's been on these threads since the first one, I didn't really want a third one but I have faith it'll come out well. Godspeed, user.

>but I have faith it'll come out well
Thanks but if I'm completely honest I don't think this one or the second one are as good as the first, which was a very on the spur of the moment kinda thing. The jokes aren't coming to me as easily, but as long as people like it well enough I'll continue. I'm having fun writing.

oh shit! i never knew there was a music video for one of my favorite bjork songs! thanks for sharing user

>After the drive the two walk to the water's edge and look around
>Thom, awed by the vastness of the view
"Wow, you weren't kidding. This is majestic."
>Bjork
"Just wait till nightfall, with all the lights in the sky. It's otherworldly."
>Thom
"I'm kinda jealous you grew up somewhere so amazing."
>Bjork
"It really was magical coming here when I was younger."
>Thom, takes a deep breath as he gazes around, taking in the view
"Y'know, being here with you, right now, it's just...I don't know how it explain it but, it's like I'm living for the first time."
>Bjork looks at him and smiles and takes Thom's hand in her own
>Thom, blushing slightly grabs Bjork's other hand with his free one and turns so that the two are facing each other
"I'm not good with saying this sort of stuff but I really want to say it. I feel that I don't express it enough, express what I feel. It's just that...just that I love you and I couldn't be happier right now, being here with you like I am."
>Bjork
"Oh Thom, I'm happy too, happy being here...with your dad."
>Thom
"What?"
>Suddenly Thom's dad comes around from behind him
>Thom, letting go of Bjork's hands steps back in shock
"D-dad?! What are you doing here?! What's going on?!!"
>Thom's dad puts one hand around Bjork
"Ha! Did you really think this was happening son? You with a girl like Bjork?! Please! Don't make me laugh!
>His dad laughs anyway
>Bjork joining in with high pitched shriek-like laughter
"Oh I'm sorry Thom! But it's just too funny! You should see your face! HA HA HA!"
>Thom
"Wh-what is this, wha-"
>Thom's dad and Bjork continue to laugh and point at him as he steps back in horror
>Bjork
"Thom! Thom, HA HA HA, Thom, Thom, Thom!"
>Thom opens his eyes
>Bjork
"Thom, get up. We're here."
>Thom sits up straight and notices they're still in the car
>He looks around but his dad is nowhere in sight
>Thom, as he calms down
"Why did the professor have to make us read Sophocles."
>Bjork
"What?"
>Thom
"Nothing. Let's go."

user if you don't feel like writing more that's alright. We can continue sometime later. Also that araki letter is very interesting

No, it's not that I don't want to write, it's just that I don't think these last two parts were as good. I'm certainly having fun writing. If you guys are liking it then I'm happy to continue.

well I'm enjoying it. Go on, I won't disturb you now.

>Bjork, as they open the door to the hotel hallway
"You should see the place at night, with all the lights in the sky!"
>Thom
"Maybe."
>Bjork, as she takes out the the key to unlock their door
"So where do you want to eat?"
>Iggy from behind them
"You guys getting a bite to eat? I'm pretty hungry myself."
>Thom and Bjork turn around in surprise
>Thom
"Iggy?"
>The door right behind Iggy, the one for the room in front of Bjork and Thom's, opens and Prof. Bowie sticks his head out.
>Prof. Bowie
"How goes it children."
>Thom
"Sir?! What are you guys doing here? I thought you left?"
>Iggy
"We did. Now we're in this room instead."
>Bjork
"Oh that's great! We can still be together!"
>Thom
"Brilliant. Just brilliant."
>As Bjork opens the door Iggy follows her in
"So Bjork, you're a native, right? What kinda places are good for food?"
>Bjork
"Oh, there's lots around here!"
>Thom moves to follow them in, but before he can the professor stops him with a hand on his shoulder.
>Prof. Bowie
"A word, Mr. Yorke?"
>Thom, as he follows Prof. Bowie into the other room
"Uh, alright."
>Thom walks into a room full of digital displays and maps and charts on the walls
>Thom
"You guys really know how to decorate."
>Prof. Bowie
"Can't be helped. The kind of photos I like to hang up are not the type you can carry through an airport. But moving onto the matter at hand, I got a call from your mother."
>Thom, with look of dread
"Oh fuck! Not again!"
>Thom looks around the room
"She's here isn't she?"
>Prof. Bowie
"What are you sayin-"
>Thom
"You can't fool me this time! What are you supposed to do to wake up? Pain is it?"
>Thom starts to slap himself repeatedly
"Not this time!!"
>Prof. Bowie
"Thom, this is not the time for one of your neurotic episodes. Your mother called me on the telephone."
>Thom
"Phone? So she's not here?"
>Prof. Bowie
"Don't see why she would come here. I'm sure she's happy to get away from you."
>Thom, calming down
"Only the real sir would say that. Thank god."

>Go on, I won't disturb you now.
No please, I love your gifs.

>Prof. Bowie
"This cold air seems to be getting to you, Mr. Yorke."
>Thom
"You don't know the half of it. So what did my mom have to say?"
>Prof. Bowie
"Well, she wanted to make sure you were remembering to take your allergy medications."
>Thom
"That's it? That's what she called for?"
>Prof. Bowie
"And that you shouldn't eat too much fish. You know how it upsets your bowels."
>Thom
"Wha- why is she telling you that?!"
>Prof. Bowie
"And she wanted to know when she can expect grandchildren. She doesn't want to wait too long."
>Thom
"Bloody hell mom!"
>Prof. Bowie
"But if you're having problems with it, she understands. Such things are complicated."
>Thom
"Okay! I get it! Jesus! Wait, why was she calling you anyway? How'd she get your number?"
>Prof. Bowie
"Yes, I was wondering that myself. It seems that the hotel has mixed the numbers for our two rooms."
>Thom
"How perfect."
>Prof. Bowie
"I also got a confusing call from a man who calls himself Thor. Said something about eye-patches. He sounded very distraught. The line got cut before he had the chance to tell me much."
>Thom, thinking to self
'What the hell could that mean?'
>Thom
"Uh, thanks sir."
>Prof. Bowie
"Thinking nothing of it."
>Thom moves to leave the room
>Prof. Bowie
"Oh, and do be sure to give you mother my best when you next talk to her. She's a very pleasant woman."
>Thom grumbles to himself as he leaves

And here's one of my favourite Radiohead tracks: youtube.com/watch?v=2bGPPBoh9E8

>Once again, before Thom can enter his hotel room, he stopped by the sight of Bjork and Iggy exiting
>Bjork, as she locks the door behind her
"And then he fell over so I had to take this rock and hit the guy over the head with it. He went running off!"
>Iggy, laughing
"That's hilarious! You two sure do have a history."
>Thom
"Where are you guys going?"
>Bjork
"We've decided on a place to eat! You'll love it."
>Iggy pops his head into the other hotel room
"Hey David c'mon, we picked a place."
>Prof. Bowie
"Very good, I'm absolutely famished."
>Thom, to Bjork
"Must everything be a family affair now?"
>Bjork, cheerfully
"Oh come now, it'll be fun!"
>Bjork wraps her arm around Thom's and walks with a spring in her step as the four make their way out

>The four take their seats in a lavish restaurant and are handed their menus
>Bjork
"Oh Thom, you must try the tuna here! It's ambrosial."
>Thom
"Uh, maybe."
>Iggy
"I thought your mother said you can't handle fish."
>Thom, looking at Prof. Bowie
"Dammit sir, does everyone know?!"
>Prof. Bowie, as he lazily scans the menu
"Now now, Thom, we're just concerned about your health."
>Iggy slaps Thom on the back and gives him a friendly smile
"Hey don't sweat it kid, the shits can get the best of us."
>Bjork giggles
"No wonder you were hiding away in the bathroom on our honeymoon that night!"
>The rest on the table laugh along with Bjork as Thom looks over the restaurant's liquor offerings

>As they are served their food the conversation drifts away from Thom
>Iggy
"I'm serious! 20 guys! Me and David had just 7 bullets between the two of us. I lost my favourite shirt, and David ended up getting that charming dilated pupil of his in the fray, but goddammit we fucking got those scum! You wouldn't believe the amount of cocaine we found in there. Not all of it made it to the evidence room of course, but man we returned like kings. Didn't pay for drinks for a month after that!"
>Bjork
"Wow! That's crazy! I didn't know you had such a scary past professor!"
>Prof. Bowie, elegantly sipping wine
"Well, I'm not in the habit of bragging, but it was quite the incident."
>Thom
"Man, that's crazy. You guys must have more stories like that."
>Iggy
"Oh sure. Remember that time we had to go undercover into that cult with that other agent who was always high? What was his name? Leo?"
>Prof. Bowie
"Lou. And I tell the story best. But first, dessert."

>The next morning Thom and Bjork sit in their hotel room drinking coffee; Bjork reads a book and Thom holds a book in his hands as he considers how best to bring up the topic of the schoolgirl outfits again
>Instead he is reminded of his conversation with Prof. Bowie
>Thom
"Oh Bjork, I almost forgot. Sir told me that Thor had called him yesterday. Said something about an eye-patch or something. Line wasn't clear. Do you know what that could mean?"
>Bjork
"Hmm, don't think so. We'll try calling him again today."
>Thom
"Uh huh."
>A moment of silence passes
>Thom
"So listen, if you don't have any plans today I was thinking we could, uh, try out those cost-"
>Bjork suddenly looks up at Thom
"Wait, did you say eye-patch?"
>Thom
"Uh, yeah. Yeah, something about an eye-patch. Line was cut before sir could figure out what that meant."
>Bjork
"That man who beat you up in that bar the first night we were here! He had an eye-patch!"

>Thom
"Are you sure?"
>Bjork
"Yes yes, I'm sure! What could that mean?"
>Thom
"I don't know. Maybe you should try calling him right now?"
>Bjork
"Yes, I will."
>Bjork walks over to the telephone, dials the number, but soon hangs it up without a word
"No one's answering. I'm scared Thom. Maybe we should go to his place and make sure he's alright?"
>Thom
"Yeah, let's do that."
>As they leave their room they see Iggy leaving his too
>Iggy
"Oh hey kids. Going out?"
>Thom
"Yeah, going to a friend's place for a bit."
>Bjork, instead of saying anything looks over Iggy's shoulder into the room beyond
>She lifts up a finger and points into the room
"There! That's the man! The eye-patch man!!"
>Iggy and Thom both look over to see what she is pointing at and see that it is an old sepia-tone photograph of a man
>Iggy gets a dark look on his face and walks over to the wall and points to the photo to distinguish from the rest on the wall
"You know this man?!"
>Bjork and Thom walk into the room as Bjork answers
"Yes yes! He's the man that Thom got into a fight with a few days ago! And we got a call from a friend saying something about this man! Who is he? Why is he on the wall here?"
>Prof. Bowie, having heard most of this conversation from the other side of the room, interjects
"That, Bjork, is the man we're hunting. Are you sure it was him who you saw?"
>Bjork
"Yes, I'm sure! He looks younger here, but it was the same man. Just with an eye-patch over his eye."
>Iggy
"That would make sense. During our last meeting with him, I gave him one hell of a punch to his face. Knocked that eye clean out."
>Prof. Bowie
"I've been careless. I should've realized something was wrong when I first heard of the eye-patch. But I would've thought he'd use a glass eye or perhaps sunglasses. I never considered an eye-patch. It just seems too obvious, don't you think? Not to mention garish."
>Iggy
"We can get your fashion advice later. Right now we have to go find this guy!"

Alright guys, it's getting really late over here and I've been starved for sleep recently cause of exams. Think I'm going to turn in. Only the climax of the story is left so if the thread is still alive tomorrow I'll add it on. Otherwise I'll make a new thread tomorrow night.
Real sorry about this. Hope you guys liked what you read. Goodnight.

goodnight user.

Goodnight Bowieposter.

Friendly reminder that MC ride is Thom yorke's bull