/nfl/ general - MORALLY BANKRUPT edition

KC: Report: Reid 'little to no role' in GM search
NE: Gillislee 'most likely' to fill Blount's role
NFL: Report: Revis 'hopes' to continue career
PHI: Eagles waiting to cut Ryan Mathews to save $
DAL: Schefter: Uncertainty about Zeke discipline
NFL: 49ers GM Lynch: Kaepernick should speak up
BAL: Ravens TE Waller hit with one-year suspension
PHL: Eagles throw in the towel on Green-Beckham
PIT: Steelers CB Burns arrested on minor charges
CAR: Panthers WLB Thomas Davis wants extension
NFL: FA LB Zach Orr set to visit Jets on Saturday
OAK: Report: No Khalil Mack extension this year
CLE: Top Lel.

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Your predictions:

Team that will surprise

Team that will flounder

should've started with this

*loses playoff game*

Inb4 obsessed user

All he had to do was not chimp out.

Is that so much to ask?

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reminder to ignore discord posters and always say how discord posters are faggots in every new /nfl/ thread

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/07/05/cowboys-lb-damien-wilson-arrested-for-aggravated-assault-with-deadly-weapon/

Hahahahahahahahahabababababababanannananananahabananas

fuck off back to your shitty fag safe space /nfl/ is for football discussion something you discord shitters know nothing about

reminder to filter oldgay and not give him (you)s

*doesn't win a single playoff game in his 14 years of head coaching*

Surprise
>Buncos

Flounder
> Chefs

You know it's true

Nah, game was already lost thanks to the fumble. If anything, that chimpout prevented Brown from playing the next game.

@76943495
>/nfl/
>discussion

ahahahahah!!

>CLE: Top Lel.
why so rude?

Official playoff seed predictions

1. Cowboys 14-2
2. Panthers 13-3
3. Packers 12-4
4. Seahawks 12-4
5. Falcons 10-6
6. Giants 10-6

1. Chiefs 13-3
2. Steelers 12-4
3. Patriots 10-6
4. Titans 9-7
5. Raiders 11-5
6. Colts 9-7

>preseason almost a month away
hang in there boys

>Panthers
>KC that high
>Clots

Go to bed son

>The absolute state of the already shitty Cowboys defense

Cowboys are the best team in the NFL and only lost because of refball

>/nfl/ is for football discussion

Top lel, you faggots only meme

>Surprise
Dolphins
>Flounder
Seahawks

What did Zeke Elliot do now?

>Panthers going 13-3
pump the brakes there m8, they're no better than a 10-6 limp into the wild card team this year

surprise
>rams
flounder
>packers

>Thomas Davis wants an extension
why? the dude's ancient and can only be good for so long

more so than the discord
>go into discord
>they talking about gay shit and traps are being posted
>reddit memes
>sean

NFC
15-1 Dem Boyz
13-3 Seahawks
12-4 Falcons
11-5 Packers
12-4 Panthers
11-5 Eagles

AFC
14-2 Raiders
13-3 Steelers
12-4 Patriots
10-6 Titans
11-5 Broncos
10-6 Dolphins

>Surprise
Chargers
>Flounder
Cowboys

>cowboys
>eagles
>raiders
>steelers

Post players that will NOT be playing in 2017

>Hard Mode
Players who haven't officially retired but aren't going to play ever again

>go into 4/nfl/
>no fun allowed
>Reddit mods
>shitposters rampant
>posters like oldgay posting bait
>500 replies of mindless arguing

has DeAngelo Williams officially retired?

Ray Rice
Greg Hardy
Aaron Hernandez

>still more substance than the discord
Man why is the discord so shit compared to this shitty place?

Also Sean Lee when he gets his annual injury

>you now remember the falcons girl who posted tits in discord during the draft

If backup QBs count, Matt McGloin

If not, Dennis Pitta

>cowshits literally cannot stop getting arrested
Lel

>you now remember that time someone posted a picture of a twitters girls tit pics on discord and got the kiddies that posted there excited that it was actually happening live

>Surprise
New Orleans
>Flounder
Arizona

>you now remember that girl time-stamped her tits and came from the /hoc/ channel
>you now remember the only tits oldgay have seen in 20 years are his saggy sisters

You knew it was over when Fitzpatrick and Josh McCown all got jobs then the Seahawks, the only team to even bring him in, went with Austin fucking Davis.

Which obsessed Patsnigger trip are you?

>Patriots 10-6
top fuckin KEK

Why are discord shitters continue to post in /nfl/ cant they just go back to their non football discussion trap posting discord channel and stay there?

>oldbay still hasn't killed ximself

Brady gets a career ending injury week 3 and Brissett takes over for good when Jimmy G shits the bed. They still get 10 wins because McDaniels system is QB friendly and a shit division

>mexican "humor"

hiroshimoot should permaban anyone with Discord cookies in their browser. with all the datamining he's done it shouldn't be too hard

Since 2000, the Steelers have a 27-9 record against the Bungles. Of course they are gonna chimp out.

Checked, trips confirm

BRING ON 2017

Cowboys will have a sophomore slump

The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 30 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards
Kirk Cosuins 65% 26 TDs 10 INTS 4,600 yards
Carson Wentz 60% 24 TDs 12 INTs 4,000 yards
Dak Prescott 69% 29 TDs 7 INTs 3,900 yards

Cowboys have a:

Top 1 oline
Top 3 RB
Top 5 receiver
Top 10 QB
Top 15 Defense

13-3 at WORST

>manlet QB
>top 10

Ravens have a:

Bottom 10 oline
Bottom 5 RBs
Bottom 5 Receivers
Worst starting QB
Overrated head coach
Old and gay defense

>25th in QB rating
>21st in passing yards
>20th in Touchdowns
>25th in completions
>10th in interceptions

People have the audacity to say Newton is a good QB?

But at least they don't have a vertically challanged QB and an entire front 7 suspended lol

MUH SCRAMBLING XXDDD

Le based black QB

I will be shocked if Flacco still has a job in two years.

>worst QB
Now you're just being stupid

People are still stuck on his MVP season.

Surprise: Titans

Flounder: Cardinals

Don't exaggerate. Cowboys front 7 is fine only the depth will take a hit for a few weeks

He shitposted nervously

Blake FUCKING Bortles and pic related have more rushing yards.

They're literally all suspended or arrested awaiting suspension you nonce

Not even in your division. Just calling it how I see it.

you're foregetting
>only one competent target
>horrid OTs
>injured

Blake Bortles always has huge yardage that he racks up in garbage time you goober. Log out of Sup Forums, delet your account and neer post again

The only real unresolved issue is Zeke. Cowcucks should start getting scared that this investigation is taking so long.

>yfw you hope Zeke gets suspended and the Cuckboys go 4-12

>he doesn't think the Jags are going 23-0

Delet ur ethernet

>Patrioshit hoping for player suspensions

>They're literally all suspended
>David Irving
>Damien Wilson
Both depth players. Cowboys front 7 is fine. Until Sean Lee, J Smith, Crawford, Taco, Collins, and Tapper get suspended then there will be legit concern.

There is no concern there. It's just weird that the NFL commission is keeping the investigation open when it's been completely settled and finished in real court where Zeke is innocent of any wrong doing. No one that has been keeping up with the story thinks Zeke won't be starting week 1

>Your predictions:
Bills will end with most rushing yards in the league.
Josh McCown will start more games than any other Jets QB.
Dolphins will miss the playoffs, but somehow look better than last season.
Belichick will probably trade Garoppolo for an entire draft.
Ravens will have the best defense in the league, will fight for a playoff spot.
Andy Dalton will have MVP numbers, but nobody will give a shit about the Bengals.
Big Ben will be out a few games, but the team will still make the playoffs.
Despite the QB shitfest, Texans will still win their division and most likely start Brandon Weeden in the playoffs.
Colts will finish dead last in their division, still keep Pagano.
Jaguars will not give up on Bortles, but they will become a run in almost every occasion offense. Telvin Smith will have a great year.
Titans will keep improving and will fight for a playoff spot.
Siemian will cement himself as a quality starter, but the Broncos will miss the playoffs .
Chiefs will still be the team to beat in the division.
Chargers will have a mediocre season, but Bosa will be in the talks of DPOY and also send a handful of players to the Pro Bowl.
Raiders offensive circus will push them a stage forward in the playoffs.

Lee and Smith will get hurt and the rest are shit

k

i think they stay healthy and help lead the Cowboys to a superbowl while the ravens go 0-16 and continue to be shit because their team is bankrupt from paying a mediocre QB lots of money what do you think about that?

if the pats were going to trade Jimmy G, they would have done so by now. They could have got a fortune from the Browns before the draft.

Lee actually hasn't been hurt in two years now. I think I remember reading that his ACL was partially torn for most of his professional career, and that when it tore all the way in 2014 they went back and properly fixed it. So he seems to be fine now.

I think everybody thought the Browns were going to dun goof as always. Not to mention, Billy B secretly loves the Browns.

What about when he got BTFO by Golden Tate? That was funny, nice situational awareness Sean

Nice shitpost Tiki no wonder no one takes you seriously

my point is Jimmy G is on an expiring contract so the only possibility really is if there is a teddy bridgewater situation which is unlikely.

Reminder that Dak will keep the Cowboys together with his leadership. Everybody on the team loves him, unlike Romo who tended to form little cliques with his favorite players.

Had to follow up your shit posts with one of my own since you couldn't come up with any actual rebuttals to my two intelligent posts

Reminder oldbay is the reason /nfl/ suffers

Is Rob Gronkowski a white nigger? I have a feeling if he were black he would be the most hated player in the NFL

He would be vastly hated and called a thug if his skin color were different.

>intelligent

Shut up tiki you actually deluded yourself into thinking your are smart and straight

Dak in his rookie year could:
>read and shift defenses to where he wants to go
>Stay poised under pressure
>make veteran QB type of throws
>progress deep through his reads and assignments
>lets the play develop to make the proper throw that puts his team in advantageous positions
>takes control of the huddle and gets others on his team fired up
Dak in his rookie year showed the poise of a 10+ year hall of fame type of QB

hated by racists maybe
Gronk is goofy. He doesn't do anything illegal or exceptionally unsportsmanlike

>OB: hurr cowboys front 7 is LITERALLY all suspended LITERALLY
>T: No they aren't only a few depth players are
>OB: nuh uh they are ALL LITERALLY suspended or waiting suspension
>T: *posts the actual front 7 who are not suspended*
>OB: Ya well they will get injured or they suck anyway

The point tally so far since you've been a trip
Tiki: 138
Oldbay: 2 probably

Is this guy for real?

...

Peyton Manning is so ugly. How can people be fan of him. He's gross
Look at his forehead what an abomination ew.

He is unironically retarded

>On Independence Day in the United States, free-agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick posted a video on social media of his trip to Ghana, where he traveled to find his "personal independence."

>"How can we truly celebrate independence on a day that intentionally robbed our ancestors of theirs?"

Here's hoping he convinces some nignogs to go find their own permanent independence in africa