Finish watching a movie

>finish watching a movie
>go to wikipedia and read the plot overview to see if I missed anything

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>finish watching a movie
>go to Sup Forums to make a thread
>Thread dies within two replies

THICCCCCCCCCCC

does someone have the edit of this pic with the anime faces

>finish watching a movie
>google "movie name" explanation ending

I do that all the time.
I just like reading a summary of something i just watched.
I do the same with books i read.

Reverse image search. Its not that hard.
Next time you do it on your own.
i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0076/12/1461720168665.png

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That looks so freaking delicia..

Now I'm hungry..

>finish movie
>go to youtube to search for a particular scene from it and read the comments

Those look terrible.

This desu

>finnish movie
>go to wikipedia
>it's a swedish movie

>watch favorite movie hundreds of times
>friend asks for Clarification on certain parts
>have trouble explaining

>like a movie
>go online
>critics hate it
>Sup Forums hates it too

Gross. Pancakes aren't thick like that for a reason. I bet it is all mushy in the middle. Japs can't get anything right.

>watch favourite movie undreds of time
>recommend it to a friend
>he asks me what the movie is about
>have trouble explaining the basic plot
>friend loses all interest

>read about a movie on wikipedia
>tell Sup Forums why i think people who like it are manlets and regarded
>100+ replies and didnt even watch the flick

those languages don't even sound the same, ya dolt

>finish watching a movie
>go to wikipedia and add random things to the plot overview to convince autists they've missed something

Top o' the mornin' to ye, Sheamus.

FUCK YOU

I'd fuck those pancakes desu

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>see movie on Sup Forums
>go to wikipedia to read plot synopsis
>call anyone a faggot who disagrees with you on your expert opinion of said movie

>TFW you dont even watch movies or tv shows, you just read wikipedia articles and pretend like you saw it on Sup Forums

>finish a film that's shit
>head to Wikipedia so I can research the box office gross and weigh it against the budget of the film
>feel validated when movies fail to make their budget

user its not going to puss up like that unless its been cooked through. And looking at it i get the feeling it might have been deep fried.

L-lewd

Fuck... Why do I love carbs so much?

>finish watching movie
>read plot on wikipedia
>realize I missed what was supposed to be a big plot twist

OR

>finish watching movie
>realize the story was told non-linear

they're pancakes cooked on a rice cooker.

>watch movie
>have the wiki plot synopsis open the whole time and periodically pause to read it because I'm too slow to keep up

crepes or pancakes, Sup Forums?

>watch movie
>after, go to google and type "movie name+reddit"
>read discussion thread on reddit

reddit has everything

>read transcript online because I probably fell asleep on some dialogue
godfather

>watching a movie
>realize at some point i stopped watching it and started browsing Sup Forums instead
>have to rewind 20 minutes

FUCK

>complaints about spoonfed faggot
>proceeds to spoonfeed him
Uh?

Is that jonesy the cat?

>one of those replies is (You)

>have yet to watch the movie
>ask in Sup Forums if I'm going to like it
>watch the movie and apply Sup Forums's judgment of it regardless of my personal subjective value

>the other reply tells me to kill myself for having shit taste
why is Sup Forums so mean bros

>finish easy to understand movie
>go to Sup Forums
>read people completely unable to understand the plot

>finish movie
>go to reddit to read other peoples opinion
>interesting, diverse discussion talking about many different aspects of the movie, it's characters, the plot etc.
>go to Sup Forumsto see peoples opinions
>everyone calling each other a faggot and being contrarian

You know that revenues from films are drastically under reported, right ? Even most "flops" don't actually lose money. If you want to know if a film literally lost money, look for films where no one associated with it ever worked again, a film has to triple it's budget and marketing to be considered to "make money" by Hollywood standards, and no one who actually loses money for Hollywood executives is ever going to see a dime again.

F A T
A
T

Damn thats a nice donut

T R I G G E R E D

>finish movie
>go watch the On Cinema and RLM reviews of it

>finish watching a movie
>find some porn to masturbate to

Highly informative insider-knowledge post.

These pancakes look disgusting, they're supposed to be flat ffs

And these must be raw on the inside
Disgusting

>user makes a thread about recent movie they enjoyed
>greentext Armond White's entire review of it with edits of his smug face

no.

Where I come from, pancakes are crepes

THIXXC

just a lil THICC

How do I make pancakes like that /ck/?

use a rice cooker.

i'd eat it. the process to make it is fucking disgusting

and i don't browse ck so i dont know whats so triggering. lack of fresh ingredients? the fact that nothing was actually 'cooked' as a process?

Jack is the king of /ck/.

yeah, still not sure why Renton put pills up his ass

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nobody on /ck/ knows anything about cooking. it's just "i only have 180$ to feed me the next week, how do i do this" "what's the best beer" and various threads talking about youtubers.

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this is in another country correct? no one in america would pay more at a counter for this than what they'd pay at the grocery store to get this

oh fuck, my salmonella senses are tingling

>finish movie
>realise I was too busy shitposting to pay attention to it
>read synopsis on wikipedia
>that counts
>post about how bad it is on Sup Forums

idiot

Good laugh. Thanks user, I needed that.

you disgust me

>watch a movie
>go to Sup Forums and post a thread about it to see what your opinion of it *should be*

Muh hivemind

Jack, what are you doing on Sup Forums?

>marathon first half of flick
>not sure if i missed something so i hit google up
>search autocompletes with "[character name] death"

go back to work Jack. learn how to properly cook poultry so your guests don't die

>finish movie
>read imdb trivia

What the fuck was the purpose of cutting the Doritos bag with scissors

>watch trailer for already released movie
>related videos: ''[Character] death scene''.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I WANT TO PUT SOME HOT AND MOIST CUNNYADE ON ALL THESE AND SLATHER ALL OVER MY BODY

I want to defile that donut.

>watching anything on youtube
>ever

you get what you deserve

fuck you op that's literally me
mainly because i lose attention quickly

>finish marathoning a movie
>go to tv to ask what do I think of it

source?

HOW DO I PANCAKES THIS FLUFFY

Sup Forums never agrees with critics.

yes they do, Sup Forums loves the first terminator for example, as do the critics.

looked good until the weeb put the weeb stamp on it

mix'em for about 10 minutes with extra baking powder and let the mix rest for a bit

pancakes. Crepes are for fedora tipping faggots.

Use a rice cooker.

crepes are just rolled up pancakes with stuff like cheese, ham etc. in them.

learn to fucking cook your meat

looks like something a poor friend's family would make

Or I can eat pancakes and eat other breakfast foods on the side

this

why does that matter.

>finish watching a movie
>go check tvtropes to see if I missed anything

I did that with The Wailing