Good morning Sup Forums. You're going to church this fine morning, right?

Good morning Sup Forums. You're going to church this fine morning, right?

Yes, went already. Was great.

No, I'm listening to Prussian military marches.
Same as always..

I just watch my local Christian television channel every Sunday

No.
I had Saturday bathing as my weekend ritual.

God is real.
Church is a scam.
In hell burns every preacher that ever existed.

Talk to god.
Close your fucking eyes and talk to him.
No need to talk to some shyster mother fucker taking 10% of your pay, or pretending to not go to sleep 100 times in church.

I watch the mass with my tv.

Edgy a f f a m

yes, I'm going to worship Joseph's wife's son.

you're commanded not to forsake the assembly
(Hebrews 10:25)

t. hypocrite

Already have, deus magnus est!

there is a happening going on, not today lord.

yep, just not yours

Already been

this

I don't want to listen some idiot talk about some unexisting fascist

>getting out of bed on a Sunday
>local priest is literally a Nigerian
>all the Irish ones are dying off or in prison for diddling kids

Should I ever feel the need to talk to some invisible entity, I might consider it.

Can't go today because I'm packing a suitcase. Will go soon as I get back from vacation

isn't that exactly what you're doing now?

No, I have to work every Sunday.

This was established prior to me becoming a christfag, so I can't really dispute it unless I want to lose my job.

Lovely lads. Glad to hear everyone's Sunday is well. I lucked out with a good pastor, going to hear his last sermon before he retires. Then I'll probably never go back except for prayer breakfast or the like

Sorry to hear pal. Bills have to be paid though. God and Kek understand